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so hard to find a decent exorcist these days :/

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The Nicene Creed in Old English.

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though I still love Chronicles of Narnia the older I get and the more I learn the clearer it becomes to me why it would have driven Tolkien completely insane

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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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Noooooo I lost my emotional support pack of old german men

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Gay man in the airport told me my fit was cute

I’m taking that as a win

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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

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I get a salad with cucumber

I add more cucumber

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when i was 8 i wrote this list of “new” children’s names with the conviction i was predicting the future

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ngl my boomer take is that some things called “sensory activities” for kids seem to be the new marketing term for just like. a toy. do we know that it is okay for children to have toys or is this just to get the minimalist parents on board.

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Americans will really measure in any form of unit huh?

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HE'S SO SWEET 😭 This is so important