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come on brain yip yip

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Me realising I’m now an adult with actual responsibilities

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kind of unsexy that we live in an economy where so many people have to routinely pretend to like and support mediocre girl power action movies because otherwise if the movie flops then the producers will blame the fact it's female-led rather than the fact it's just a subpar movie

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I unironically adore weird teenagers who don’t know exactly what the hell is going on yet. This kid came in for a job interview at the grocery store today wearing very nice slacks and suspenders and a bow tie, with his lil pink hair all done up, and I’m just like, “Oh, we gotta hire this kid. He kicks ass. Motherfucker’s going to groceries prom and we couldn’t stop him if we tried. He’s my manager now; I only answer to grocery prom kid.”

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i wish i was a leaf instead of a person

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Hello I would like to be kissed on my stupid lips please

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Marcus: Be torkey leggy. Then sleepe

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i miss italian elon musk 

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Thinking of getting into the wedding industry where I offer my services to brides with overbearing families and my job will be to remind everyone else it is NOT their wedding. I can do passive aggressive, private aside with a vaguely threatening air, or just telling them to shut the fuck up in front of everyone.

The plan is you tell them I'm your fiance's estranged step sister so they'll even sympathize with you for being stuck with me instead of hate you when I tell them no one wants to hear about why they rudely disagree with your veil choice.

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Clint Barton ghost wrote this.

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someone: do u want to go do this thing w me

me: ……………in theory

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this morning NASA abandoned their mars rover Opportunity (aka Oppy) because it (she) got hit by a storm on Mars and it knocked her camera and wheels out and her last words to the team were “my battery is low and it is getting cold”. I know she’s a machine but I’m devastated. Oppy is the one who discovered water on Mars. RIP oppy ily space baby

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i just have this persistent feeling of “i’m not doing enough” combined with “i don’t have the energy to do anything” and it just really fucking sucks

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