house1nthetrees

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Is this what it's like giving head with a beard

PAUSED AT THE PERFECT MOMENT IM IN TEARS

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Left to right: gorge, jinny, ethan

There I named them

100 billion dollars cash to anyone who can name these three characters

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Penas (Monterroso), Lugo, Galicia.

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You're a ladder committing cannibalism thia is art

What ladder tastes the best?

hope this helps!

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I got older and having a pretty shit birthday already so how's your day going

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Man good for you, every kid just asks why I sound like a boy and look like a girl and says it's gross and weird 😭. They ask why I have long hair and am a boy and think I look funny and sound funny. Been called all sorts of insults. Lucky you tho ig. I just tell them I got run over by a car to shut them up.

"B-but not conforming to gender norms is hard for kids to understand 👉 👈"

Have you every worked with kids before??? Be so fr. I volunteer at summer camps and stuff and I look pretty androgynous, I have had kids ask me if I was a boy or girl. Back then (last summer) I wasnt really comfortable in my trans-identity so I said both, they did give a shit. I told them that, they would correct other kids on it. Like they thought I used they/them WITHOUT me telling them that and would correct other kids in that. the kids doing this were like 5 btw

so yeah if its that hard for you just say 5 year olds know more then you

(@numinoussssss told me I should post about this btw bc I tell him everythign)

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RIGGED ELECTION MUPPET JOKER DIDNT WIN RIGGGGGED

Tune in Tumblypoos! I am about to be announced as the New Pope!!!!!!!! >w<

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I SAW @narcissistcookbook LIVE IN VANCOUVER OH MY GOD IT WAS AMAZING TO MEET THEM LIVE!!!! Thank you soo much for signing my jacket :) I had so much fun

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No one will remember

hecate

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Competitive weed

if ur not smoking weed with me, i can only assume ur smoking weed against me

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Tiff and Eve,

If they went on a road trip in Australia and saw every "Big thing" (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_things_(Australia))

What would be their favourite?

Big Potato in Robertson NSW. No contest.

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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

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Inb4 delays

WHAT THE FUCK??????????????????

SILKSONG REAL???????????

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How do I boop

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Peak