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No one will remember
hecate
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Competitive weed
if ur not smoking weed with me, i can only assume ur smoking weed against me
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Tiff and Eve,
If they went on a road trip in Australia and saw every "Big thing" (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_things_(Australia))
What would be their favourite?
Big Potato in Robertson NSW. No contest.
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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.
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Inb4 delays
WHAT THE FUCK??????????????????
SILKSONG REAL???????????
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The cherry blossoms at burrad station are always gorgeous

It’s cherry blossom season in Vancouver :)
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I really really struggle with this, I had a really strong bout of depression not long ago where I didn't brush for months on end; the dentist hated me, I had to get a root canal, the works. I still really struggle with this. Not long ago my partner introduced me to this silly app called finch, it meant that I could tell it to give me dopamine when I brushed my teeth. This simple act of offloading the me brushing my teeth onto the joy of another creature changed my entire outlook. Now brushing my teeth isn't something that I do to make sure no one thinks I look bad and out if guilt I do it out of self love. Of course I miss days every now and then and I'm still really battling depression and more but bit by bit this silly little bird app has improved my dental hygiene 10 fold. Last timr I went in, the hygienist said I was doing an amazing job brushing and she wasn't even my normal hygienist and just said my teeth looked great. You can grt out of it, it's the really small things that when I'm depressed I start to neglect. The important little bits of self love brcuasw every bone in my body wants to offload that effort onto another person and care for them.
You can do this <3 missing a day or not brushing for months is not good but don't feel guilty for it, be happy you have the opportunity to change a bad habit <3. You got this :)

You should probably brush your teeth
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Reblog to unleash this cat on your mutuals
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I'm hot and sexy and it's like a sphere
you're very pretty. your uniqueness is an inherently beautiful trait. please don't compare yourself to this guy. he's hot but don't compare yourself to him
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the duplicitous and scheming radical left tricked me into eating too much rice and now my tummy hurts
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PLEASE INFO DUMP TO ME. AS AN AUTISTIC PERSON INFODUMPING IS HOTTER THAN FLIRTING AND ALSO WAY MORE INTAMSTE THAN SEX


It makes me happy when they listen
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New tone tag proposals:
/may = mad at you
/vasbh = vaguing about somebody here
/hsrs = half-serious
/imtsbidwttrfmosipiaj(uyatin) = I mean this seriously but I don’t want to take responsibility for my opinions so I’m pretending it’s a joke (unless you agree then it’s not)
/l = lying
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I hate to give in to the call outs but thia is so me when someone gives me chin scritches

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@deadlycomics reminds me of ur stuff

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