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Dyke March NYC

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i'm excited to live the rest of my life like it belongs to me

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I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

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Sci fi should bring back the sweaty tanky top muscle woman fighting for her life but give some fucking underarm hair

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whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

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to love me is to suffer me

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got asked out by a man on hinge, workshopping some first date questions and i’d love to hear y’all’s thoughts: - are you planning to kill me? - am i getting a good grade in first date? - in detail, what is the version of me you've built in your mind like? how do i compare in person? - did you ask me out in order to kill me? - what even is biomedical engineering?

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funniest bit in Conclave by far is Cardinal Vincent Benítez, the only normal person in a 5 mile radius, getting up in a room full of Cardinals and going, "you are all petty, mean and a bit weird, and inshallah I shall not return here ever again" and 118 cardinals were like damn, he's right, we can't let him escape

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Everything In the World is Embarrassing but Only when I do it

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i hate when people are like "dont waste your energy being a hater" because its really no trouble at all, if anything i gain energy.

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I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

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No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog