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its me with a beard and wizard hat

i try

and also this has been driving me nuts for a while

but what the fuck is your icon

i keep staring at it and i dont know if its the cold medicine or what but i cant figure it out

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that was an amazing burn im proud of you

i considered catholic priest but then realized that i didnt like little boys enough in the right way for that so i had to give up my dream

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i think you chose the wrong career

do what the lord commandeth of thee my child

verily thou shalt meme upon thy neighbor

or else thou shalt feel upon thee thy lords wrath

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ah yes the eleventh commandmend

meme on thy neighbor

you should always meme on the new neighbor

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im honestly not sure if this is an actual robot or just a dude with special taste in tattoos what a time to be alive

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im not ready to meme on my new neighbor

hmmm

do he have the booty at least

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theatricalgodhead replied to your post:this dude looks so weird

is he hot

im not sure yet

he looks like a short grumpy bot

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this dude looks so weird

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i think my new neighbor doesnt have any stuff for himself ive been watching him move cat stuff in there for what feels like hours

maybe theres just a cat moving in and not actually the guy himself

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i think im getting a new neighbor soon

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i am the alpha john

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One of Her Imperious Condescension’s many ruthless business tactics in subjugating humanity.

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god

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If we’re dating and you don’t let me pretend to play bongo drums on your butt then guess what? We’re through

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bestreben replied to your post:bestreben replied to your post:bestreben replied...

that sounds like it would be hot, to be honest.

hot like hellfire

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bestreben replied to your post:bestreben replied to your post:theres a special...

maybe a demon will get you laid.

oh man thatd be so cool

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bestreben replied to your post:theres a special place in hell for people who...

i’ll see you there.

a heartfelt reunion