hi i am insane and have nothing to offer. do you still like me
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if you’re not busy later i was wondering if you’d like to spend the rest of our lives together
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you know, i'm something of a snugglebug myself
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you can read the study here
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im just laying down but NOT for a nap guys i swear im getting comfy cozy but im NOT GOING TO FALL ASLEEP my ass is NOT laying my head to rest bro im just getting snug as a bug in a rug. FOR NO REASON. ill be awake the whole time bro i swear. me and my stuffed animals are just hanging out dude i PROMISE ill be awake im not sle
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i highly recommend developing an intense interest in some natural phenomenon or creature such as bugs or stars or mushrooms. you will be delighted every time you go outside
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ME: hold up. you see that? train's been through here
FRIEND: how can you tell
ME: tracks. they're not fresh, maybe 60, 80 years old
FRIEND: no chance it'll come back, then
ME: don't be so sure. That's well within their lifespan... and they're highly territorial
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train passing you are the most beautiful creature the deep night holds
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being in your 20s is not about love or education or careers. it is about constantly being exposed to mold & being greatly fatigued from it
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thinking about things you become by having one: partners, rice cookers
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Men's tits: 😳💞☺️👀💘😏
Men's tits (hairy): 👁️👁️💘😳💗😍👀🥵💞🥺
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When I was little I LOVED the taste of blues clues kids toothpaste. I'd just straight up eat it. My mom thought this was unhealthy and would take away the toothpaste if she caught me eating it. Or threaten to switch to grown-up mint toothpaste (not as tasty). I would crouch behind the open bathroom door slowly squeezing out blues clues kids toothpaste onto my hands and eating it as quietly as possible
this gave me such a beautiful visual i had to draw it. the true human experience of eating a little goopy in the dark
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just did a hit of pillow and blanky
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i have two sides: clown (intentional) and clown (unintentional)
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