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Sunflowers. Elementary Science by Grades: Book One. 1930. Internet Archive
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I don’t make characters; I break myself into twenty-seven pieces and give the pieces names.
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Being a fish in highly oxygenated water must feel so fucking good
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before you make a major life decision you should ALWAYS make sure that you are going through something that could be described as an "episode"
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Studies show that babies are not afraid of snakes
Scientists launched reptiles into the nursery to assess the reaction of the kids. The result killed: the crumbs perceived the reptiles as toys, and some tried to eat them
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i sleep diagonally so i wake up to a dutch angle view of my ceiling symbolising my descent into madness
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knives out 4 should be set in a papal conclave and every time they elect a new pope he keeps getting murdered. black smoke white smoke black smoke white smoke the crowd goes huh?? they have to make benoit blanc a cardinal to get him inside the room and he insists on bringing his husband, because they were on vacation in rome when this all started and phillip wanted to see the sistine chapel but it got closed for conclave. to use himself as bait benoit has to get elected pope. except then he catches the murderer before he can get murdered and now he's stuck as pope. gay married pope, oops! is this anything
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The Roll of a Lifetime: How Dimension 20 Sold Out Madison Square Garden
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I'm just going to start a little collection of these to add to as Season 7 goes on. I'm sure there will be at least one every episode.



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once again shout out to the captioner's for this show
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pls dont sleep on modern wtnv, this is from episode 259 and it made me actually laugh out loud at work

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Whenever i get sad I just think about sour cream baby and get smiled again
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I can’t get over his face. The face of a man who has consumed 156.8 grams of parmesan cheese in the last ~2 hours. The face of a victor.
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