howdygoblin
howdygoblin
howdy!
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3'2", gay, banned from twitter for saying the C word (cis)
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howdygoblin · 7 months ago
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La creatura.
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howdygoblin · 8 months ago
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this storm will pass
inprnt ~ ko-fi ~ twitch
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howdygoblin · 8 months ago
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imo i think the purpose of art is not to enact direct change or influence/persuade people but to enrich the soul by exposing you to novel experiences/ideas and make you a more well rounded person
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howdygoblin · 8 months ago
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Having a Minotaur Boyfriend would be so fucking funny
Like imagine crying on the couch and you hear his thunderous, big body SUV built ass footsteps approach you.
"Baby, what's wrong," he says tenderly as he rubs your shoulder.
You look up to explain how bad your day was with tears in your eyes and you fucking see this:
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I made a small drabble based on this
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howdygoblin · 8 months ago
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save me characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation…..characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation save me………..
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howdygoblin · 8 months ago
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sad they give tissue boxes plastic labia folds but no clitoris
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howdygoblin · 8 months ago
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texas is funny. this one time a guy(in his truck) yelled at me(outside)(in summer) for wearing a cowboy hat(to provide shade)(while working)(in the sun) while i was working in the garden (in summer)(in texas)(on a sunny day)
sorry i’m a #FakeCowboy for wearing a cowboy hat(in the summer)(in the sun)(while working)(in a garden) instead of wearing my cowboy hat(meant for working)(in the sun) while driving a truck(air-conditioned) like a #RealCowboy who does Manly Work (with his truck)(spotless)(unblemished)(with AC)
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howdygoblin · 8 months ago
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ngl I took many MANY pictures of the solar storm, but this one makes me laugh the hardest
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howdygoblin · 8 months ago
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Jo and Roach, girls for a wlw short story about vampires and legal disputes in south Paris
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howdygoblin · 8 months ago
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wheres seasons greasons
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howdygoblin · 8 months ago
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kinda nuts seeing my post about the philly themed restaurant in tokyo blow up while my posts about gazans trying to get money to eat and survive winter are like... crawling in comparison...
anyway! give to one of these wonderful people to receive ONE virtual kiss from me
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howdygoblin · 8 months ago
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Harrison Wood Hsiang
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howdygoblin · 8 months ago
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A commission with prompts including "beast," "gentle + cozy + taciturn + ancient," and "will go on a bookshelf to care for and protect the books"
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howdygoblin · 8 months ago
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howdygoblin · 8 months ago
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does anyone know if you can get in trouble for feeling weird
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howdygoblin · 8 months ago
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The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.
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howdygoblin · 8 months ago
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we developed powerful teeth and jaws to rend the flesh of the devious sourdough loaf
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