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SCREAMING CRYING YELLING THROWING UP PUNCHING HOLES INTO CEMENT

Weapon Swap!

I'd been curious for ages how @howdygravytrain's Gravy and Aymeric would fare if they swapped up their jobs, and so I decided to visualize it!

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stares at @johnnylandslide EHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEH

first rule of being a rare pair shipper is find a freak or three who can be convinced to enjoy the rare pair as much as you do. second rule is feed each other's insanity

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evy is so gomez addams coded when it comes to how utterly devoted she is to tataru EHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE

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After a long day of meetings, paperwork, and just the stress of ruling it's important to slip away and get some quiet time!

thanks @johnnylandslide and @howdygravytrain for putting the idea of Wulkrile in my head, I had to include my own contribution!

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OSHIT I THOUGHT I REBLOGGED THIS ON DA MAIN YESTERDAY OOPSIES

I couldn't just let @johnnylandslide and @howdygravytrain have all the fun. I also want Wukrile to be a tag!

I lifted the dialogue from an optional line by Krile in the beginning of dawntrail where you're touring the city with her, I've always enjoyed the concept of lalafells being carried up stairs :)

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happy father's day edmont, from all your kids 💛

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wuk x krile is a good hip

wuk x sphene though??

That one definitely had more stuff in canon for it! I do like them both, though!

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me and @johnnylandslide WILL MAKE WUKRILE A THING

based off of this LMAO

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have a low effort meme first thing in da morning LMAO

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may i present 2 u gravy's wife

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chapter three of the yeehaw!fic is finally fucking out!

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so technically evy would've been the one to go through the DRK questline but i thought it'd be funny having aymeric meet fray so here we r LMAO

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HAPPY PRIDE Y'ALL!!!! 🌈🏳️‍🌈

i was confused why i didn't see what i did for pride last year until i realized that in just a few weeks it'll mark a whole year since everything went downhill i first tried out gposing!!

anyways, here's my gay children and their gay partners gotta love em UwU

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tataru got that scary dawg privilege and she's not afraid to use it UwU

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chapter two of my gooby aah yeehaw fanfic is out!

big shoutout to @johnnylandslide for letting me us johnny here, as well as my fc homie for yume! thank y’all for letting me play barbies with ur blorbos UwU

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hey so uhhh, i'm writing a fanfic and wanted to make a hella cheesy cover for it LMAO

as u can see on the cover, it's a modern day western!au that i've had brewing for a little while and only just had the courage to share on ao3 (largely due to the support of the ffxiv bookclub server i'm in, my fc homies, and @johnnylandslide that i've been yapping my gooby ideas to!)

i only have chapter one out for now, but i have the outline of the fic made and am super excited to work on this. if you'd like to read a hallmark-esque story of ishgardian cowboys and aymeric and gravy falling in love, you can find the fic here on ao3!

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so me and @johnnylandslide been talking and uhhhhhhh tataru's scary dawg privilege was born LMAO. got a whole brainstorming doc made and everything EHEHEHEHEHEHE

i'm still workshopping things, but what i got so far is that evyllaine isn't a wol but is BFFs with gravy (tho she'd never admit it) whom she met when gravy first came to hydaelyn, later joining her on her adventures

originally from a minor house in ishgard, evy was a temple knight that was sent to the gaol after killing a superior officer that ordered her to execute a defenseless young au ra child. stripped of her titles and publicly denounced from her house, evy was tortured while awaiting her trial but was freed by an unknown party.

she made her escape to gridania where she found work at the carline canopy, keeping a low profile until mother miounne came in one day with a weird ass lalafell who claimed to be from another universe. everything went downhill was fine for a while...until evy met our favorite receptionist and was IMMEDIATELY smitten by how cute she was TEEHEE

i plan to add evy's backstory to the pinned post here, but for now i'm gonna keep working on my yeehaw!au fic so I can FINALLY post that first chapter WHOOOOOOOOOOOO