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also my fav is when one of my doctor's is like "u need to improve ur sleep quality" and the other is like "this treatment will fuck up ur sleep for a while but it cant be helped"

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me when the device my dentist warned me about being painful is actually painful and i have to wear it for 6 months no stops 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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ur day could be going great and suddenly u need to pay $200 for something 😑

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Finding that friend you can go "our sickos should fuck or kill each other" with in a ttrpg is more important then any government official

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they laid off the shrimp who fried rice. yeah. he’s out of wok now

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me when someone abruptly asks me if i want to go and do something fun together but the fun thing wasn't part of my daily plan:

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Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this

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wet rat

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where’s kakashi being crucified for 1000 years it’s easter

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Seems to be a horror book.

Art by Keiko Kaichi

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fire 🔥

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You're gender identity? why? I mean, penis isn't that bad . I stink it sometimes, like in my mouth an stuff. Not gay or anything though even though my mom says so. Merry Christmas dude

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