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howlermemes · 5 years ago
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                                      𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐝’𝐬 𝐣𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐡𝐲                                                      (  𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐰𝐨  )
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❝ hands off of him, he’s with us. ❞ ❝ lets go kill something. ❞ ❝ somebody better go tell goggle boy to keep it shut. ❞ ❝ you wanna build a society princess? let’s build a society! ❞ ❝ he’s not the forgive and forget type. ❞ ❝ bygones . ❞ ❝ in case you haven’t noticed, you’re not exactly in control right now. ❞ ❝ i want you to feel what i felt. and then i want you to die. ❞ ❝ you’re so brave, aren’t you? ❞ ❝ the guy knows how to make an exit. ❞ ❝ yeah,  i would have shot me too. ❞ ❝ i don’t wanna die alone. ❞ ❝ well this should be fun. ❞ ❝ i did everything i could not to scream but eventually — ❞ ❝ and you wouldn’t have, because you’re better. ❞ ❝ do i get a gun now? ❞ ❝ well it looks like we’re taking a break after all, huh? ❞ ❝ i’d say he’s heard one too many of your motivational speeches. ❞ ❝ parting… such sweet sorrow, right? ❞ ❝ i think i liked you better as a peacemaker. ❞ ❝ guess we really are screwed, huh? ❞ ❝ any orders for me, princess? ❞ ❝ i was just trying to be helpful. ❞ ❝ i believe i was invited. ❞ ❝ i think they can go to hell. ❞ ❝ i’m nobody’s son. you made sure of that. ❞ ❝ she sugarcoated it for you, didn’t she? ❞ ❝ you got a lot of blood on your hands. ❞ ❝ no one gives anything without expecting something in return. ❞ ❝ you can take it from me that no good has come from any of this. ❞ ❝ i was pardoned. slate wiped clean, and i’m still treated like dirt. ❞ ❝ i’m nothing like you. ❞ ❝ i thought you were supposed to be inspiring. ❞ ❝ that sounds like a fairytale. ❞ ❝ there’s a million ways to die out there. ❞ ❝ come on, take my mind off all the fun we’re having. ❞ ❝ then again, i might surprise you. ❞ ❝ i had my reasons, but nobody cared. ❞ ❝ i’m the bad guy. ❞ ❝ told ya i’d blow it. ❞ ❝ how’s your faith holding up? ❞ ❝ what a surprise. you’re just like everyone else. ❞ ❝ faith? nah, i just got nothing better to do. ❞ ❝ i was always crap at tests. ❞ ❝ a shower would be nice right about now. ❞ ❝ that’d be a first, wouldn’t it? ❞ ❝ are you kidding me? this is it? ❞ ❝ tell me, what level of crazy is too much for you? i’m just curious. ❞ ❝ i don’t want anything from you. ❞ ❝ whatever you have to tell yourself to feel better. ❞ ❝ you know, you’re right. i am a survivor. ❞ ❝ you can go whichever the hell way you want. ❞ ❝ go! we both know you want to. ❞ ❝ your promised land sucks! ❞
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howlermemes · 5 years ago
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                                       𝐟𝐨𝐥𝐤𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐰𝐢𝐟𝐭                                                l  y  r  i  c    s  t  a  r  t  e  r  s
✽  long post ahead bc i have no self control ! ✽  change pronouns / punctuation as needed . ✽  some lyrics are explicit. ✽  some themes are slightly darker. ✽  alteratively, send    ♫ 𝚏𝚘𝚕𝚔𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚎    to have a lyric automatically generated & said to your muse instead .
[ track 01 ]   the 1 ❛ I'm doing good! I'm on some new shit. ❜ ❛ I thought I saw you at the bus stop. ❜ ❛ I hit the ground running each night. ❜ ❛ You know, the greatest films of all time were never made. ❜ ❛ If you wanted me, you really should have showed. ❜ ❛ If you never bleed, you're never gonna grow. ❜ ❛ It's alright now. ❜ ❛ We were something, don't you think so? ❜ ❛ If my wishes came true, it would have been you. ❜ ❛ In my defense — I have none for never leaving well enough alone. ❜ ❛ It would have been fun if you would have been the one. ❜ ❛ I had this dream you're doing cool shit, having adventures on your own. ❜ ❛ We never painted by the numbers, baby. ❜ ❛ We were making it count. ❜ ❛ You know the greatest loves of all time are over now. ❜ ❛ I guess you never know. ❜ ❛ It's another day of waking up alone. ❜ ❛ If one thing had been different, would everything be different today? ❜ ❛ It would have been sweet if it could've been me. ❜ ❛ In my defense, I have none for digging up the grave another time. ❜
[ track 02 ]   cardigan ❛ When you are young, they assume you know nothing. ❜ ❛ Baby, kiss it better. ❜ ❛ I was your favorite. ❜ ❛ A friend to all is a friend to none. ❜ ❛ Chase two girls, lose the one. ❜ ❛ To kiss in cars and downtown bars was all we needed. ❜ ❛ You drew stars around my scars and now I'm bleeding. ❜ ❛ I knew you tried to change the ending. ❜ ❛ I knew you'd linger like a tattoo kiss. ❜ ❛ I knew you'd haunt all of my what-ifs. ❜ ❛ I knew everything when I was young. ❜ ❛ I knew I'd curse you for the longest time. ❜ ❛ I knew you'd miss me once the thrill expired, and you'd be standing in my front porch light. ❜ ❛ I knew you'd come back to me. ❜
[ track 03 ]   the last great american dynasty ❛ How did a middle-class divorcee do it? ❜ ❛ The wedding was a charming, if a little gauche. ❜ ❛ There's only so far new money goes. ❜ ❛ Their parties were tasteful, if a little loud. ❜ ❛ It must have been her fault his heart gave out. ❜ ❛ There goes the last great American dynasty. ❜ ❛ Who knows, if she never showed up, what could have been. ❜ ❛ There goes the maddest woman this town has ever seen. ❜ ❛ They say she was seen on occasion, pacing the rocks, staring out the sea. ❜ ❛ In a feud with her neighbor, she stole his dog and dyed it key lime green. ❜ ❛ Fifty years is a long time. ❜ ❛ Who knows, if I never showed up, what could've been. ❜ ❛ I had a marvelous time ruining everything. ❜ ❛ I had a marvelous time. ❜
[ track 04 ]   exile ❛ I can see you standing, honey, with his arms around your body. ❜ ❛ I think I've seen this film before, and I didn't like the ending. ❜ ❛ You're not my homeland anymore. ❜ ❛ What am I defending now? ❜ ❛ You were my town. Now I'm in exile, seeing you out. ❜ ❛ I can see you staring, honey, like he's just your understudy, like you'd get your knuckles bloody for me. ❜ ❛ You'd get your knuckles bloody for me. ❜ ❛ Those eyes add insult to injury. ❜ ❛ I'm not your problem anymore. ❜ ❛ Who am I offending now? ❜ ❛ You were my crown. Now I'm in exile, seeing you out. ❜ ❛ I'm leaving out the side door. ❜ ❛ There is no amount of crying I can do for you. ❜ ❛ All this time, we always walked a very thin line. ❜ ❛ You didn't even hear me out. ❜ ❛ You never gave a warning sign. ❜ ❛ I gave so many signs. ❜ ❛ All this time, I never learned to read your mind. ❜ ❛ I couldn't turn things around. ❜ ❛ You never turned things around. ❜ ❛ You didn't even see the signs. ❜
[ track 05 ]   my tears ricochet ❛ If I'm on fire, you'll be made of ashes, too. ❜ ❛ Even on my worst day, did I deserve, babe — all the hell you gave me? ❜ ❛ I loved you, I swear I loved you, until my dying day. ❜ ❛ I didn't have it in myself to go with grace. ❜ ❛ You're the hero flying around, saving face. ❜ ❛ If I'm dead to you, why were you at the wake? ❜ ❛ Look at how my tears ricochet. ❜ ❛ We gather stones, never knowing what they'll mean. ❜ ❛ You know I didn't want to have to haunt you. ❜ ❛ What a ghostly scene. ❜ ❛ You used to tell me I was brave. ❜ ❛ I can go anywhere I want. Anywhere I want, just not home. ❜ ❛ You can aim for my heart — go for blood. ❜ ❛ You would still miss me in your bones. ❜ ❛ I still talk to you when I'm screaming at the sky. ❜ ❛ You had to kill me, but it killed you just the same. ❜ ❛ You turned into your worst fears. ❜ ❛ You're tossing out blame, drunk on this pain, crossing out the good years. ❜
[ track 06 ]   mirrorball ❛ I'll show you every version of yourself tonight. ❜ ❛ When I break, it's a million pieces. ❜ ❛ Hush. ❜ ❛ You'll find me on my tallest tip-toes, spinning in my highest heels, love — shining just for you. ❜ ❛ I know they said the end is near. ❜ ❛ I can change everything about me to fit in. ❜ ❛ You're not like the regulars. ❜ ❛ I'm still on that tightrope. ❜ ❛ I'm still trying everything to get you laughing at me. ❜ ❛ I'm still a believer, but I don't know why. ❜ ❛ I've never been a natural. ❜ ❛ All I do is try, try, try. ❜ ❛ I'm still trying everything to keep you looking at me. ❜
[ track 07 ]   seven ❛ Please picture me in the trees. ❜ ❛ I hit my peak at seven, feet in the swing over the creek. ❜ ❛ I was too scared to jump in, but I was high in the sky. ❜ ❛ Are there still beautiful things? ❜ ❛ Cross your heart. ❜ ❛ Though I can't recall your face, I still got love for you. ❜ ❛ Love you to the moon and to Saturn. ❜ ❛ The love lasts so long. ❜ ❛ I've been meaning to tell you, I think your house is haunted. ❜ ❛ Your dad is always mad. ❜ ❛ I think you should come live with me. ❜ ❛ We can be pirates! ❜ ❛ You won't have to cry or hide in the closet. ❜ ❛ Our love will be passed on. ❜ ❛ I used to scream ferociously any time I wanted. ❜ ❛ Pack your dolls and a sweater. ❜
[ track 08 ]   august ❛ Salt air and the rust on your door — I never needed anything more. ❜ ❛ I can see us lost in the memory. ❜ ❛ August slipped away into a moment in time, because it was never mine. ❜ ❛ I was see us twisted in bedsheets. ❜ ❛ August sipped away like a bottle of wine, because you were never mine. ❜ ❛ Will you call me when you're back at school? ❜ ❛ I remember thinking I had you. ❜ ❛ It was never mine. ❜ ❛ You were never mine. ❜ ❛ For me, it was enough to live for the hope of it all. ❜ ❛ I canceled plans just in case you'd call. ❜ ❛ Meet me behind the mall. ❜ ❛ So much for summer love and saying "us". ❜ ❛ You weren't mine to lose. ❜ ❛ Do you remember? ❜ ❛ Remember when I pulled up and said "Get in the car." ❛ I was living for the hope of it all. ❜
[ track 09 ]   this is me trying ❛ I've been having a hard time adjusting. ❜ ❛ I didn't know if you'd care if I came back. ❜ ❛ I have a lot of regrets about that. ❜ ❛ Maybe I don't quite know what to say. ❜ ❛ I'm here in your doorway. ❜ ❛ I just wanted you to know this is me trying. ❜ ❛ I got wasted like all my potential. ❜ ❛ My words shoot to kill when I'm mad. I have a lot of regrets about that. ❜ ❛ I was so ahead of the curve, the curve became a sphere. ❜ ❛ I ended up here, pouring my heart out to a stranger. ❜ ❛ I didn't pour the whiskey. ❜ ❛ At least I'm trying. ❜ ❛ It's hard to be at a party when I feel like an open wound. ❜ ❛ It's hard to be anywhere these days when all I want is you. ❜ ❛ You're a flashback in a film reel on the one screen in my town. ❜
[ track 10 ]   illicit affairs ❛ Make sure nobody sees you leave. ❜ ❛ Tell your friends you're out for a run. ❜ ❛ You'll be flushed when you return. ❜ ❛ Take the road less traveled by. ❜ ❛ Tell yourself you can always stop. ❜ ❛ What started in beautiful rooms, ends with meeting in parking lots. ❜ ❛ That's the thing about illicit affairs — and clandestine meetings and longing stares. ❜ ❛ It's born from just one single glance, but it dies and it dies and it dies a million little times. ❜ ❛ You leave no trace behind. ❜ ❛ Take the words for what they are — a dwindling mercurial high, a drug that only worked the first few hundred times. ❜ ❛ They show their truth one single time, but they lie and they lie and they lie. A million little times. ❜ ❛ Don't call me "kid". ❜ ❛ Don't call me "baby". ❜ ❛ Look at this godforsaken mess that you made me. ❜ ❛ You showed me colors you know I can't see with anyone else. ❜ ❛ Look at this idiotic fool that you made me. ❜ ❛ You taught me a secret language I can't speak with anyone else. ❜ ❛ You know damn well, for you, I would ruin myself a million little times. ❜
[ track 11 ]   invisible string ❛ I used to think I would meet somebody there. ❜ ❛ Teal was the color of your shirt when you were sixteen at the yogurt shop. ❜ ❛ Time, curious time. ❜ ❛ Were there clues I didn't see? ❜ ❛ Isn't it just so pretty to think all along there was some invisible string tying you to me? ❜ ❛ You ate at my favorite spot for dinner. ❜ ❛ She said I looked like an American singer. ❜ ❛ Time, mystical time — cutting me open, then healing me fine. ❜ ❛ Something wrapped all of my past mistakes in barbed wire. ❜ ❛ One single thread of gold tied me to you. ❜ ❛ Gold was the color of the leaves when you around Centennial Park. ❜ ❛ Hell was the journey, but it brought me to heaven. ❜ ❛ Time, wondrous time, gave me the blues and then purple-pink skies. ❜ ❛ It's cool, baby, with me. ❜
[ track 12 ]   mad woman ❛ What did you think I'd say to that? ❜ ❛ Does a scorpion sting when fighting back? ❜ ❛ They strike to kill, and you know I will. ❜ ❛ What do you sing on your drive home? ❜ ❛ Do you see my face in the neighbors lawn? ❜ ❛ Fuck you forever. ❜ ❛ Every time you call me crazy, I get more crazy. ❜ ❛ When you say I seem angry, I get more angry. ❜ ❛ There's nothing like a mad woman. ❜ ❛ What a shame she went mad. ❜ ❛ No one likes a mad woman. You made her like that. ❜ ❛ You'll poke that bear 'till her claws come out and you find something to wrap your noose around. ❜ ❛ I breathe flames each time I talk. ❜ ❛ They say "Move On," but you know I won't. ❜ ❛ Women like hunting witches too, doing your dirtiest work for you. ❜ ❛ It's obvious that wanting me dead has really brought you two together. ❜ ❛ I'm taking my time. ❜ ❛ You took everything from me. ❜ ❛ She should be mad, should be scathing like me. ❜
[ track 13 ]   epiphany ❛ I think he's bleeding out. ❜ ❛ Some things you just can't speak about. ❜ ❛ With you, I serve. With you, I fall down. ❜ ❛ I think she's crashing out. ❜ ❛ Only twenty minutes to sleep. ❛ You dream of some epiphany — just one single glimpse of relief. ❜
[ track 14 ]   betty ❛ I won't make assumptions. ❜ ❛ I think it's because of me. ❜ ❛ One time, I was riding on my skateboard when I passed your house. ❜ ❛ It's like I couldn't breathe. ❜ ❛ You heard the rumors. ❜ ❛ You can't believe a word she says most times. But this time, it was true. ❜ ❛ The worst thing that I ever did was what I did to you. ❜ ❛ If I just showed up at your party, would you have me? ❜ ❛ Would you want me? ❜ ❛ Would you tell me to go fuck myself? ❜ ❛ In the garden, would you trust me if I told you it was a just a summer thing? ❜ ❛ I'm only seventeen. I don't know anything. ❜ ❛ I don't know anything, but I know I miss you. ❜ ❛ I know where it all went wrong. ❜ ❛ I was nowhere to be found. ❜ ❛ I hate crowds. You know that. ❜ ❛ I saw you dance with him. ❜ ❛ I was walking home on broken cobblestones, just thinking of you. ❛ She pulled up like a figment of my worst intentions. ❜ ❛ Get in. Let's drive. ❜ ❛ I dreamt of you all summer long. ❜ ❛ I planned it out for weeks now. ❜ ❛ It's finally sinking in. ❜ ❛ Right now is the last time. ❜ ❛ I can dream about what happens when you can see my face again. ❜ ❛ The only thing I wanna do is make it up to you. ❜ ❛ Will you have me? ❜ ❛ Will you love me? ❜ ❛ Will you kiss me on the porch in front of all your stupid friends? ❜ ❛ If you kiss me, will it be just like I dreamed it? ❜ ❛ I don't know anything. ❜
[ track 15 ]   peace ❛ Our coming-of-age has come and gone. ❜ ❛ I never had the courage of my convictions, as long as danger is near. ❜ ❛ It's just around the corner, darlin. ❜ ❛ I could never give you peace. ❜ ❛ I'm a fire and I'll keep your brittle heart warm. ❜ ❛ All these people think love's for show, but I would die for you in secret. ❜ ❛ The devil's in the details, but you got a friend in me. ❜ ❛ Would it be enough if I could never give you peace? ❜ ❛ Your integrity makes me seem small. ❜ ❛ I talk shit with my friends. It's like I'm wasting your honor. ❜ ❛ Is it enough? ❜ ❛ I'd give you my sunshine, give you my best. ❜ ❛ The rain is always gonna come if you're standing with me. ❜
[ track 16 ]   hoax ❛ This has broken me down. ❜ ❛ This has frozen my ground. ❜ ❛ Give me a reason. ❜ ❛ Your faithless love's the only hoax I believe in. ❜ ❛ Don't want no other shade of blue, but you. ❜ ❛ No other sadness in the world would do. ❜ ❛ I am ash from your fire. ❜ ❛ You know I left a part of me back in New York. ❜ ❛ You knew the hero died, so what's the movie for? ❜ ❛ You knew it still hurts underneath my scars. ❜ ❛ You knew you won, so what's the point of keeping score? ❜ ❛ It still hurts underneath my scars. ❜ ❛ What you did was just as dark. ❜ ❛ Darling, this was just as hard as when they pulled me apart. ❜
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                                       𝐨𝐮𝐭    𝐨𝐧    𝐭𝐡𝐞    𝐭𝐨𝐰𝐧                                             character development
send me  ‘ 💃  +  a number ‘  and i’ll answer the headcanon i have with my muse on a night out!                 tw: alcohol mention, drug mention.
《 appearance 》
[ 01 ] what would your muse wear to a bar? [ 02 ] what would your muse wear to a nightclub? [ 03 ] what would your muse wear to a dinner party? [ 04 ] what would your muse wear to a bonfire? [ 05 ] what would your muse wear to a concert? [ 06 ] what would your muse wear to  ___? [ 07 ] what does your muse’s hair look like when they go out? [ 08 ] is your muse the type to wear makeup? if so, what’s their routine look like? [ 09 ] how long does it take your muse to get ready to go out? [ 10 ] - this space is a freebie to ask whatever you want about this category -
《 location-specific 》
[ 11 ] what would your muse get to eat at a five star restaurant? [ 12 ] what would your muse get to eat at a fast food joint? [ 13 ] what are your muse’s go-to karaoke song(s)? if they had to pick someone to duet with, who would they pick and what song(s) would they sing together? [ 14 ] where is your muse’s favorite place to go out? [ 15 ] what’s your muse’s favorite movie theater snack? [ 16 ] what type of movies are your muse most likely to see in theaters? [ 17 ] would your muse prefer to go to a concert in a hole-in-the-wall bar or a huge stadium? somewhere in between? [ 18 ] what type of music would your muse be most likely to see live in concert? [ 19 ] would your muse ever go see a play? do they have any favorite productions? [ 20 ] - this space is a freebie to ask whatever you want about this category -
《 actions 》
[ 21 ] how does your muse act when they’re drunk? [ 22 ] how does your muse act when they’re high? [ 23 ] does your muse prefer outings with a few close friends or a large group? [ 24 ] is your muse cuddly or scrappy when they’re intoxicated? [ 25 ] what is the first thing your muse does when they arrive at a party? [ 26 ] does your muse prefer to be intoxicated or stay sober for events? if they do drink or smoke, how much? [ 27 ] is your muse more of a “mom friend” or the one that needs the mom-ing? [ 28 ] does your muse designate a driver out of their friend group or do they just call a cab / uber / lyft? [ 29 ] describe how your muse dances when they go out. [ 30 ] - this space is a freebie to ask whatever you want about this category -
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muse a & muse b are at the beach, in some cute tourist town. muse a — a local — is playing football or frisbee with their friends. muse b — a tourist — is sunbathing, sipping on something sweet, when muse a’s ball gets tossed out of range and completely wipes out muse b’s drink.
option one ↝ muse a rushes to apologize to muse b and holy shit they’re sorta cute and then they keep running into each other around town and eventually, a summer romance blossoms.
option two ↝ muse a completely disregards muse b as the ball is retrieved, without so much as an apology, and much to both their dismays, they keep seeing each other around this damn town. until fate forces them together somehow and ugh, i guess they’re not so bad after all. because who doesn’t love a good enemies to lovers plot?
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send  👻   to my inbox for a snapchat edit from my muse to and/or about your muse!
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        HARRY POTTER & THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE ( movie )               S E N T E N C E    S T A R T E R S
✶  long post ahead , under the cut ! ✶  change pronouns / punctuation as needed . ✶  some quotes were altered for better context . ✶  some quotes may have dark undertones . ✶  SS. COS. POA. GOF. OOTP. follow for the rest of the series to come !
❝  He's a bit of a tosser, really.  ❞ ❝  11. That's when I get off, and you can tell me all about him.  ❞ ❝  You've been reckless this summer.  ❞ ❝  I like riding around on trains. It takes my mind off things.  ❞ ❝  It's rather unpleasant to behold, isn't it?  ❞ ❝  The tale is thrilling, if I say so myself. But now is not the time to tell it.  ❞ ❝  Take my arm.  ❞ ❝  Do as I say.  ❞ ❝  Most people vomit the first time.  ❞ ❝  I assume, right about now, you must be wondering why I brought you here. Am I right?  ❞ ❝  After all these years, I just sort of go with it.  ❞ ❝  What gave me away?  ❞ ❝  What's with all the theatrics?  ❞ ❝  You weren't, by any chance, waiting for someone else?  ❞ ❝  I'm sure I don't know what you mean.  ❞ ❝  You can only say no to these people so many times!  ❞ ❝  ... That was fun.  ❞ ❝  Do you mind if use the loo?  ❞ ❝  Don't think I don't know why you're here.  ❞ ❝  The answer's still no. Absolutely and unequivocally, no.  ❞ ❝  You're very like your father.  ❞ ❝  Please don't think I'm prejudiced.  ❞ ❝  I do love knitting patterns.  ❞ ❝  Wait, you're not leaving, are you?  ❞ ❝  I think I know a lost cause when I see one.  ❞ ❝  These are mad times we live in! Mad!  ❞ ❝  Exactly what was that all about?  ❞ ❝  I fear I may have stolen a very wondrous night from you.  ❞ ❝  I seriously doubt that.  ❞ ❝  I think I'd know if my best friend was in my room, wouldn't I?  ❞ ❝  What a lovely surprise!  ❞ ❝  Why did you let us know you were coming?!  ❞ ❝  You've a bit of toothpaste, uh — *points*  ❞ ❝  When did you get here?  ❞ ❝  For a while, I wasn't sure I was coming.  ❞ ❝  Even my parents know something bad is happening.  ❞ ❝  You can't do this! He can't be trusted!  ❞ ❝  We mustn't touch what isn't ours.  ❞ ❝  As it so happens, I'm aware of your situation.  ❞ ❝  I've played my part well.  ❞ ❝  You should be honored.  ❞ ❝  It's just empty words.  ❞ ❝  I really hate children.  ❞ ❝  You're doing just fine on your own.  ❞ ❝  It's none of your business.  ❞ ❝  People need a laugh these days.  ❞ ❝  I told you. I don't know what I saw.  ❞ ❝  What's that supposed to mean?  ❞ ❝  We'll see just who's laughing in the end.  ❞ ❝  I wanna check something.  ❞ ❝  Didn't mummy ever tell you it was rude to eavesdrop?  ❞ ❝  Enjoy your ride back to London.  ❞ ❝  How'd you know where I was?  ❞ ❝  I've been looking all over for you!  ❞ ❝  No exceptions!  ❞ ❝  Would you like me to fix it for you?  ❞ ❝  Personally, I think you look a little more devil-may-care this way.  ❞ ❝  How different are they, really?  ❞ ❝  Your best friend is missing!  ❞ ❝  Oi! Turn around, you lunatic!  ❞ ❝  He's covered in blood again. Why is he's always covered in blood?  ❞ ❝  What happened to your face?  ❞ ❝  In the end, their greatest weapon is you. Just something to think about.  ❞ ❝  Oh, this can't be good.  ❞ ❝  Enjoying ourselves, are we?  ❞ ❝  Take him with you. He looks far too... happy over there.  ❞ ❝  I was beginning to worry.  ❞ ❝  They think I'm... different.  ❞ ❝  Is that normal for someone like me?  ❞ ❝  Quiet! Please!  ❞ ❝  Just because you made the team last year, doesn't guarantee you a spot this year. Is that clear?  ❞ ❝  No hard feelings, all right?  ❞ ❝  It's nothing personal.  ❞ ❝  I like my chances.  ❞ ❝  I wouldn't mind getting on first name basis, know what I mean?  ❞ ❝  Isn't he brilliant?  ❞ ❝  He's even better than you!  ❞ ❝  I didn't say I wasn't curious.  ❞ ❝  I don't sleep with it!  ❞ ❝  No, sit beside me!  ❞ ❝  They're only holding hands. And... snogging.  ❞ ❝  I'd like to leave.  ❞ ❝  You can't be serious.  ❞ ❝  That happens to be my sister.  ❞ ❝  What if she looked over here and saw you snogging me? You'd expect her to leave?  ❞ ❝  It must be important.  ❞ ❝  I warned her not to touch it!  ❞ ❝  Don't get any closer! Get back!  ❞ ❝  Why is it when something happens — it always you?  ❞ ❝  I've been asking myself the same question for six years.  ❞ ❝  You wouldn't hurt a fly.  ❞ ❝  That is a very serious accusation.  ❞ ❝  What does she see in him?  ❞ ❝  Something snaps, and you've got to hate him, ya know? On principle.  ❞ ❝  You know, she's got nice skin.  ❞ ❝  I think I'll be going to sleep now.  ❞ ❝  Is that considered a dangerous profession?  ❞ ❝  Sorry, I'm not usually late.  ❞ ❝  Actually — I was going to ask you.  ❞ ❝  I know you'll be brilliant.  ❞ ❝  You look dreadful.  ❞ ❝  You could be expelled for that!  ❞ ❝  I don't know what you're talking about.  ❞ ❝  You really shouldn't have done it.  ❞ ❝  That was different.  ❞ ❝  I see the way you look at her.  ❞ ❝  I can't help that she's got her knickers in a twist.  ❞ ❝  Let's just say... there's no stopping it.  ❞ ❝  Will it last? Who knows.  ❞ ❝  You're at perfect liberty to kiss whoever you'd like.  ❞ ❝  I really couldn't care less.  ❞ ❝  We should go together, as friends.  ❞ ❝  It's you we've got to worry about.  ❞ ❝  I sleep walk, you see.  ❞ ❝  What are you doing? What happened to you?  ❞ ❝  Him? That's who you invited?  ❞ ❝  You've just bought yourself a month's detention.  ❞ ❝  I only wish to convey a message.  ❞ ❝  Take your hands off me!  ❞ ❝  I don't need protection!  ❞ ❝  I was chosen for this! Out of all others! Me!  ❞ ❝  You're afraid. You attempt to conceal it, but it's obvious.  ❞ ❝  This is my moment.  ❞ ❝  I miss you.  ❞ ❝  All she wants to do is snog me. My lips are getting chapped! Look!  ❞ ❝  You're blinded by hatred!  ❞ ❝  People are disappearing daily.  ❞ ❝  If we start fighting amongst ourselves, we're doomed.  ❞ ❝  Don't you trust me.  ❞ ❝  We're being followed. All of us.  ❞ ❝  Are you sure you won't stay?  ❞ ❝  It's so easy for them to get to you.  ❞ ❝  You've got to realize who you are!  ❞ ❝  Excuse me, I have to go and vomit.  ❞ ❝  Is something on your mind?  ❞ ❝  Confused? I'd be surprised if you weren't.  ❞ ❝  This memory is everything.  ❞ ❝  You have no choice. You must not fail.  ❞ ❝  It's beautiful, isn't it? The moon?  ❞ ❝  Had ourselves a little late night snack, did we?  ❞ ❝  I think I love her.  ❞ ❝  It's no joke! I'm in love with her!  ❞ ❝  Can you introduce me?  ❞ ❝  I wouldn't bother you if it weren't absolutely essential.  ❞ ❝  Hello, darling. Fancy a drink?  ❞ ❝  Don't use that name.  ❞ ❝  I feel really bad.  ❞ ❝  Come on! Breathe!  ❞ ❝  These girls — they're gonna kill me.  ❞ ❝  For the record, I've always found you interesting.  ❞ ❝  Oh, shut up.  ❞ ❝  I don't believe it was a particularly long conversation.  ❞ ❝  You don't remember anything from that night?  ❞ ❝  I've been trying to remember, honestly. But... I just can't.  ❞ ❝  I know what you did!  ❞ ❝  You have to get rid of it.  ❞ ❝  Take my hand.  ❞ ❝  You never know what you'll find up here.  ❞ ❝  I feel it's the place to be tonight. Do you know what I mean?  ❞ ❝  Trust me, I know what I'm doing.  ❞ ❝  I should've announced myself.  ❞ ❝  If you don't mind, I'll be going now.  ❞ ❝  It's nearly nightfall.  ❞ ❝  That would be counterproductive.  ❞ ❝  You're not alone.  ❞ ❝  I wish you could have seen him in his prime.  ❞ ❝  That's life, I suppose.  ❞ ❝  You go along and then suddenly — poof!  ❞ ❝  I know why you're here.  ❞ ❝  I can't help you. It would ruin me.  ❞ ❝  Do you know why I survived?  ❞ ❝  I need to know what you told him.  ❞ ❝  You disgrace her. She died for nothing.  ❞ ❝  Please... don't think badly of me when you see it.  ❞ ❝  I don't understand how that works.  ❞ ❝  Isn't it bad enough to consider killing one person?  ❞ ❝  This is all hypothetical, isn't it?  ❞ ❝  It'll be our little secret.  ❞ ❝  This is beyond anything I imagined.  ❞ ❝  I must ask too much of you.  ❞ ❝  Has it ever crossed your brilliant mind that I don't want to do this anymore?  ❞ ❝  I will not negotiate with you.  ❞ ❝  You still look the same to me.  ❞ ❝  You need a shave, my friend.  ❞ ❝  You know, at times, I forget how much you've grown.  ❞ ❝  The place to which we journey tonight is extremely dangerous.  ❞ ❝  I promised you could accompany me, and I stand by that promise.  ❞ ❝  You must obey every command I give you without question.  ❞ ❝  Should I tell you to hide, you hide. Should I tell you to run, you run. Should I tell you to abandon me and save yourself, you must do so.  ❞ ❝  Being me has its privledges.  ❞ ❝  The only question is: how do we get there?  ❞ ❝  I am much older, much cleverer, and much less valuable.  ❞ ❝  Please don't make me.  ❞ ❝  Kill me. KILL ME!  ❞ ❝  I promise I'll do what you say.  ❞ ❝  Speak to no one else.  ❞ ❝  Who else is here? I heard you talking.  ❞ ❝  What brings you here on this fine Spring evening?  ❞ ❝  I often talk aloud to myself. I find it extraordinarily useful.  ❞ ❝  You are no assassin.  ❞ ❝  I've done things that would shock you!  ❞ ❝  These actions were so weak, your heart can't have really been in them.  ❞ ❝  Please let me help you.  ❞ ❝  Don't you understand? I have to do this.  ❞ ❝  I have to kill you.  ❞ ❝  I think introductions are in order. Don't you?  ❞ ❝  Fight back, you coward! Fight back!  ❞ ❝  It was I who discovered your secret.  ❞ ❝  It was all a waste.  ❞ ❝  I've always admired your courage, but sometimes, you can be really thick.  ❞
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                send   ♫   in my askbox for a lyric-based starter from my music player !
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       HARRY POTTER & THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX ( movie )               S E N T E N C E    S T A R T E R S
✶  long post ahead ! ✶  change pronouns / punctuation as needed . ✶  some quotes were altered for better context . ✶  some quotes may have dark undertones . ✶  SS. COS. POA. GOF. HBP. follow for the rest of the series to come !
⌁  ❝ I don't know about you, but it's just too hot today, isn't it? ❞ ⌁  ❝ It's going to get even worse. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Please remember to cover up. ❞ ⌁  ❝ This one deserved it. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Five against one? Wow, you're very brave. ❞ ⌁  ❝ You're one to talk. ❞ ⌁  ❝ At least I'm not afraid of my pillow. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Where is your mum? ❞ ⌁  ❝ Is she dead? Is she dead?! ❞ ⌁  ❝ What are you doing?! ❞ ⌁  ❝ We're getting out of here! ❞ ⌁  ❝ They might come back. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Did you expect me to let you go wandering about on your own? ❞ ⌁  ❝ Get inside and stay there. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Whatever happens, don't leave the house. ❞ ⌁  ❝ You've finally done it! You've finally driven him loopy! ❞ ⌁  ❝ This is the last I'm gonna take of you and your nonsense! ❞ ⌁  ❝ Don't break ranks if one of us gets killed. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Keep your voice down! ❞ ⌁  ❝ We have to act now. ❞ ⌁  ❝ You must tell us all about it! ❞ ⌁  ❝ So, what is this place? ❞ ⌁  ❝ You couldn't put any of this in a letter, I suppose?! I've gone all summer without a scrap of news! ❞ ⌁  ❝ Don't bottle it up. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Want to hear something a little more interesting? ❞ ⌁  ❝ You sure you're all right? ❞ ⌁  ❝ Fear makes people do terrible things. ❞ ⌁  ❝ I've never used the visitor's entrance before! This should be fun. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Only speak when spoken to. ❞ ⌁  ❝ I'm sorry to interrupt what would have been a well-rehearsed story. ❞ ⌁  ❝ The odds are astronomical. ❞ ⌁  ❝ I'm sure I must have misunderstood you. ❞ ⌁  ❝ I implore you to see reason. ❞ ⌁  ❝ You're going to blow the entire operation! ❞ ⌁  ❝ What are you doing here? What if somebody sees you!? ❞ ⌁  ❝ What's life without a little risk? ❞ ⌁  ❝ I wanted you to have this. ❞ ⌁  ❝ I love you. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Just stay away from me! ❞ ⌁  ❝ Don't worry, you're not going crazy. ❞ ⌁  ❝ You're just as sane as I am. ❞ ⌁  ❝ What an interesting necklace. ❞ ⌁  ❝ I hope there's pudding. ❞ ⌁  ❝ It's because of you! ❞ ⌁  ❝ Don't you dare talk about my mother like that! ❞ ⌁  ❝ I'll have a go at anyone who calls me a liar. ❞ ⌁  ❝ I said I'm fine! ❞ ⌁  ❝ I'll just leave you to your thoughts, then. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Study hard and you will be rewarded. ❞ ⌁  ❝ If we're going to be attacked, it won't be risk-free. ❞ ⌁  ❝ How is theory supposed to prepare us for what's out there?! ❞ ⌁  ❝ Who do you imagine would want to attack children? ❞ ⌁  ❝ This... is... a... lie. ❞ ⌁  ❝ I must not tell lies. ❞ ⌁  ❝ You deserve to be punished. ❞ ⌁  ❝ You're honestly the most wonderful person I've ever met. ❞ ⌁  ❝ You've got to report those. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Whatever this is, it's not simple. You don't understand. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Winter is definitely on the way. ❞ ⌁  ❝ I feel more alone than ever. ❞ ⌁  ❝ I know you, of all people, will understand. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Unfortunately, all my shoes have mysteriously disappeared. ❞ ⌁  ❝ I do feel very sad about it sometimes. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Do you ever stop eating? ❞ ⌁  ❝ What exactly are you insinuating? ❞ ⌁  ❝ The one thing I will not stand for is disloyalty. ❞ ⌁  ❝ You are in grave danger. ❞ ⌁  ❝ You... you can't do this. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Something you'd like to say, dear? ❞ ⌁  ❝ We're not learning how to defend ourselves. ❞ ⌁  ❝ I'm sorry I can't be of more help, but for now at least, it looks like... you're on your own. ❞ ⌁  ❝ I'm a nutter, remember? ❞ ⌁  ❝ Look on the bright side, you can't be any worse than old toad face. ❞ ⌁  ❝ I'm here for you, mate. ❞ ⌁  ❝ The point is, where's the proof? ❞ ⌁  ❝ It all sounds great when you say it like that, but the truth is, it was mostly just luck. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Out there when you're a second away from being murdered, or watching a friend die right before your eyes, you don't know what that's like. ❞ ⌁  ❝ It's sort of exciting, isn't it? Breaking the rules? ❞ ⌁  ❝ I'm hopeless. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Don't worry, I'll go easy on you. ❞ ⌁  ❝ It's good manners, isn't it? ❞ ⌁  ❝ Working hard is important, but there's something that matters even more: believing in yourself. ❞ ⌁  ❝ If they can do it, why not us? ❞ ⌁  ❝ You're a really good teacher. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Don't you understand how I must be feeling? ❞ ⌁  ❝ One person couldn't possibly feel all that. They'd explode! ❞ ⌁  ❝ Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon, doesn't mean everybody else does. ❞ ⌁  ❝ What's happening to me? ❞ ⌁  ❝ I'm afraid we can't wait. Not even till morning. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Prepare yourself. ❞ ⌁  ❝ I can't understand why you don't want to wear it. ❞ ⌁  ❝ I look like a bloody idiot. ❞ ⌁  ❝ I don't know why you don't trust your mother's taste more. ❞ ⌁  ❝ You two are so very much alike. ❞ ⌁  ❝ I just feel so angry all the time. ❞ ⌁  ❝ What if after everything I've been through, something's gone wrong inside me? What if I'm becoming bad? ❞ ⌁  ❝ I want you to listen to me very carefully. You're not. a. bad. person. You're a very good person, who bad things have happened to. ❞ ⌁  ❝ We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. ❞ ⌁  ❝ When all this is over, we'll be a proper family. You'll see. ❞ ⌁  ❝ I'm ordering to tell me where you've been. ❞ ⌁  ❝ There's a storm coming. And we better be ready when it does. ❞ ⌁  ❝ I wanted to apologize. ❞ ⌁  ❝ So, what I'm really trying to say is that... I believe you. ❞ ⌁  ❝ I'm not sure I'm ready for everyone to know just yet. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Make it a powerful memory — the happiest you can remember. ❞ ⌁  ❝ You can't deny he's got style. ❞ ⌁  ❝ You did everything you could. ❞ ⌁  ❝ I tried so hard to help, and all it's done is make things worse. ❞ ⌁  ❝ It doesn't matter anymore. ❞ ⌁  ❝ The more you care, the more you have to lose. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Maybe it's better to go it alone. ❞ ⌁  ❝ That is not polite! ❞ ⌁  ❝ Put. me. down! Now! ❞ ⌁  ❝ You just stay away from her, alright? ❞ ⌁  ❝ You'll look after him, won't you? ❞ ⌁  ❝ I'm the only family he's got. ❞ ⌁  ❝ I'm not weak! ❞ ⌁  ❝ Control your emotions! ❞ ⌁  ❝ Is this what you call control? ❞ ⌁  ❝ It may have escaped your notice, but life isn't fair. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Get out. ❞ ⌁  ❝ The pain stops after a while. ❞ ⌁  ❝ When are you going to get it into your head? We're in this together. ❞ ⌁  ❝ You were trying to trick me. ❞ ⌁  ❝ I really hate children. ❞ ⌁  ❝ I will have order! ❞ ⌁  ❝ Tell them I mean no harm! ❞ ⌁  ❝ Was that all just words to you? ❞ ⌁  ❝ You don't have to do this all by yourself. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Neither can live while the other survives. ❞ ⌁  ❝ You really should learn to tell the difference between dreams and reality. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Now, everybody calm down. ❞ ⌁  ❝ I guess I can wait a little longer. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Get behind me! ❞ ⌁  ❝ Were you truly naive enough to believe you stood a chance? ❞ ⌁  ❝ What? No, I'm staying with you. ❞ ⌁  ❝ You've got to mean it. ❞ ⌁  ❝ You're the weak one, and you'll never know love or friendship, and I feel sorry for you. ❞ ⌁  ❝ You're a fool. And you will lose everything. ❞ ⌁  ❝ I knew it was only a matter of time. ❞ ⌁  ❝ After all these years, after all you've suffered, I didn't want to cause you anymore pain. ❞ ⌁  ❝ I care too much about you. ❞ ⌁  ❝ The things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end. ❞ ⌁  ❝ We've got something worth fighting for. ❞
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          HARRY POTTER & THE GOBLET OF FIRE ( movie )                S E N T E N C E    S T A R T E R S
✶  long post ahead ! ✶  change pronouns / punctuation as needed . ✶  some quotes were altered for better context . ✶  some quotes may have dark undertones . ✶  SS. COS. POA. OOTP. HBP. follow for the rest of the series to come !
ϟ  ❝ It will be done exactly as I said! ❞ ϟ  ❝ I will not disappoint you. ❞ ϟ  ❝ Step aside, so I can give our guest a proper greeting. ❞ ϟ  ❝ When did you get here? ❞ ϟ  ❝ Wake up! Wake up! ❞ ϟ  ❝ Honestly! Get dressed! And don't go back to sleep. ❞ ϟ  ❝ Where are we actually going? ❞ ϟ  ❝ We don't want to be late. ❞ ϟ  ❝ Get yourself into a good position. ❞ ϟ  ❝ Why are they all standing around that manky, old boot? ❞ ϟ  ❝ I'll bet that cleared your sinuses, eh? ❞ ϟ  ❝ Get out of the kitchen! ❞ ϟ  ❝ I love magic. ❞ ϟ  ❝ Do enjoy yourself, won't you? While you can. ❞ ϟ  ❝ He's more than an athlete! He's an artist. ❞ ϟ  ❝ I think you're in love. ❞ ϟ  ❝ Shut up. ❞ ϟ  ❝ When we're apart, my heart beats only for you. ❞ ϟ  ❝ Sounds like the Irish have got their pride on. ❞ ϟ  ❝ We've gotta get out of here. Now! ❞ ϟ  ❝ I've been looking for you for ages! ❞ ϟ  ❝ You've been discovered at the scene of the crime! ❞ ϟ  ❝ It's alright, I'll get it. Don't worry. ❞ ϟ  ❝ Anything sweet for you, dear? ❞ ϟ  ❝ This is horrible. ❞ ϟ  ❝ It's hurting again, isn't it? ❞ ϟ  ❝ Well, there's something you don't see every day. ❞ ϟ  ❝ You idiot! ❞ ϟ  ❝ My dear old friend, thanks for coming. ❞ ϟ  ❝ You don't know what you're doing! ❞ ϟ  ❝ End of the story, goodbye, the end. ❞ ϟ  ❝ You need to know what you're up against. You need to be prepared. ❞ ϟ  ❝ What are you laughing at? ❞ ϟ  ❝ How do we sort out the liars? ❞ ϟ  ❝ Stop it! Can't you see it's bothering him?! ❞ ϟ  ❝ I want to show you something. ❞ ϟ  ❝ We're gonna be late! ❞ ϟ  ❝ That's why it's so brilliant! Because it's so pathetically dimwitted. ❞ ϟ  ❝ Bottoms up! ❞ ϟ  ❝ You want a piece of me?! ❞ ϟ  ❝ Fight! Fight! Fight! ❞ ϟ  ❝ Everything is a conspiracy theory! ❞ ϟ  ❝ You seem to have given this a fair bit of thought. ❞ ϟ  ❝ Put an end to it. ❞ ϟ  ❝ You're being stupid. ❞ ϟ  ❝ I don't want eternal glory. I just want to be — ❞ ϟ  ❝ I don't know what happened tonight and I don't know why. ❞ ϟ  ❝ Does courage lie beneath those curls? ❞ ϟ  ❝ Who's feeling up to sharing? ❞ ϟ  ❝ Everyone loves a rebel. ❞ ϟ  ❝ Speaking of your parents, were they still alive, how do you think they'd feel? Proud? Or concerned, that your attitude shows at best — a pathological need for attention, or at worst — a psychotic death wish? ❞ ϟ  ❝ Hey! My eyes aren't "glistening with the ghost of my past"!❞ ϟ  ❝ We need to talk. Face to face. ❞ ϟ  ❝ I'm not ready for this. ❞ ϟ  ❝ You don't have a choice. ❞ ϟ  ❝ Someone's coming! ❞ ϟ  ❝ Keep your friend close. ❞ ϟ  ❝ Who are you talking to? ❞ ϟ  ❝ Maybe you're imagining things. Wouldn't be the first time. ❞ ϟ  ❝ Please don’t make me say it again. ❞ ϟ  ❝ I’m not an owl! ❞ ϟ  ❝ Pay attention! This is important. ❞ ϟ  ❝ What’s with the flower? ❞ ϟ  ❝ You’ve combed your hair! ❞ ϟ  ❝ I thought perhaps you had forgotten me... ❞ ϟ  ❝ What is it you wanted to show me? ❞ ϟ  ❝ It’s not like I try to blow things up. ❞ ϟ  ❝ You’re a right foul git, you know that? ❞ ϟ  ❝ I don’t give a DAMN what your father thinks! ❞ ϟ  ❝ Technically, it’s a ferret. ❞ ϟ  ❝ My father will hear about this! ❞ ϟ  ❝ It doesn’t end here. ❞ ϟ  ❝ You wouldn’t believe it if I told you. ❞ ϟ  ❝ What are your strengths? ❞ ϟ  ❝ Sorry, I’ll just go. ❞ ϟ  ❝ What the bloody hell was that? ❞ ϟ  ❝ This is going to be uncomfortable enough with you listening in. ❞ ϟ  ❝ Oh, you've caught on? Took you long enough. ❞ ϟ  ❝ Everyone was saying it behind your back. ❞ ϟ  ❝ Brilliant. That makes me feel loads better. ❞ ϟ  ❝ Who could possibly figure that out? ❞ ϟ  ❝ That's completely mental. ❞ ϟ  ❝ I suppose I was a bit distraught. ❞ ϟ  ❝ I can't believe it! She's done it again! ❞ ϟ  ❝ I'm not wearing that. It's ghastly. ❞ ϟ  ❝ I expect you to put your best foot forward. ❞ ϟ  ❝ Try saying that five times fast, huh? ❞ ϟ  ❝ Will you join me, please? ❞ ϟ  ❝ You're never going to let me forget this, are you? ❞ ϟ  ❝ Why do girls always have to travel in packs? And how are you supposed to get one of them alone to ask them? ❞ ϟ  ❝ If you can't get a date, who can? ❞ ϟ  ❝ Now I'm really depressed. ❞ ϟ  ❝ I won't be going alone, because believe it or not, someone's asked me! ... And I said yes! ❞ ϟ  ❝ Look, we've just gotta grit our teeth and do it. ❞ ϟ  ❝ I really am sorry. ❞ ϟ  ❝ What happened to you? ❞ ϟ  ❝ I couldn't help it. It just sort of slipped out. ❞ ϟ  ❝ I'm not cut out for this. ❞ ϟ  ❝ Murder me. ❞ ϟ  ❝ You are very late. ❞ ϟ  ❝ I don't think it was the books that had him going to the library. ❞ ϟ  ❝ You're fraternizing with the enemy. ❞ ϟ  ❝ I think he's got a bit more than friendship on his mind. ❞ ϟ  ❝ Are you going to ask me to dance or not? ❞ ϟ  ❝ He's using you! ❞ ϟ  ❝ I can take care of myself! ❞ ϟ  ❝ Next time, pluck up the courage to ask me before somebody else does! And not as a last resort! ❞ ϟ  ❝ That's completely off the point. ❞ ϟ  ❝ You spoiled everything! ❞ ϟ  ❝ I'm scared for you. ❞ ϟ  ❝ I'm sure you would have done the same for me. ❞ ϟ  ❝ I must be out of my mind. ❞ ϟ  ❝ I'm definitely out of my mind. ❞ ϟ  ❝ No offense, but I really don't care about plants. ❞ ϟ  ❝ I just wanted to help. ❞ ϟ  ❝ You seem a little tense. ❞ ϟ  ❝ Are you alright? You must be freezing! ❞ ϟ  ❝ Personally, I think you behaved admirably. ❞ ϟ  ❝ Even when you go wrong, it turns out right. ❞ ϟ  ❝ To lose one's family... We're never whole again, are we? ❞ ϟ  ❝ Life goes on. ❞ ϟ  ❝ We're still a bunch of misfits. ❞ ϟ  ❝ What did you say to me?! ❞ ϟ  ❝ I believe this conversation is no longer private. ❞ ϟ  ❝ You are no son of mine. ❞ ϟ  ❝ Curiosity is not a sin. ❞ ϟ  ❝ Every time I get close to an answer, it slips away. ❞ ϟ  ❝ I think it's unwise of you to linger over these dreams. ❞ ϟ  ❝ Don't lie to me. ❞ ϟ  ❝ Believe me, I'm going to find out why. ❞ ϟ  ❝ You could just lose yourself along the way. ❞ ϟ  ❝ Get down! Get down! ❞ ϟ  ❝ Get off me! ❞ ϟ  ❝ I've been here before. ❞ ϟ  ❝ Here you stand before me, as if it were only yesterday. ❞ ϟ  ❝ I'd almost forgotten you were here. ❞ ϟ  ❝ I can touch you now. ❞ ϟ  ❝ I'm going to destroy you. ❞ ϟ  ❝ Don't you turn your back on me! ❞ ϟ  ❝ I want to see the light leave your eyes! ❞ ϟ  ❝ Have it your way. ❞ ϟ  ❝ Sweetheart, you're ready. Let go. ❞ ϟ  ❝ This is not where you want to be right now. ❞ ϟ  ❝ It's alright, I've got you. ❞ ϟ  ❝ It was like I'd fallen into one of my dreams... one of my nightmares. ❞ ϟ  ❝ It was you from the beginning. ❞ ϟ  ❝ Now the deed is done. ❞ ϟ  ❝ I'll show you mine if you show me yours. ❞ ϟ  ❝ I'll be welcomed back like a hero. ❞ ϟ  ❝ Personally, I've never had much time for heroes. ❞ ϟ  ❝ Today, we acknowledge a really terrible loss. ❞ ϟ  ❝ I think you have a right to know exactly how he died. ❞ ϟ  ❝ Our hearts beat as one. ❞ ϟ  ❝ I put you in terrible danger. ❞ ϟ  ❝ Soon, we must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. ❞ ϟ  ❝ Remember this: you have friends here. You are not alone. ❞ ϟ  ❝ Everything's going to change now, isn't it? ❞ ϟ  ❝ Promise you'll write this summer. ❞
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        HARRY POTTER & THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN ( movie )                 S E N T E N C E    S T A R T E R S
✶  long post ahead ! ✶  change pronouns / punctuation as needed . ✶  some quotes were altered for better context . ✶  SS. COS. GOF. OOTP. HBP. follow for the rest of the series to come !
⌁  ❝ Open the door! ❞ ⌁  ❝ I'll do it later, if you behave. ❞ ⌁  ❝ I will if she does. ❞ ⌁  ❝ You're still here, are you? ❞ ⌁  ❝ Don't say "yes" in that ungrateful way ❞ ⌁  ❝ It was damn good of my brother to keep you. ❞ ⌁  ❝ What are you smirking at? ❞ ⌁  ❝ I've been beaten loads of times. ❞ ⌁  ❝ You mustn't blame yourself for how this one turned out. ❞ ⌁  ❝ It's all to do with bad blood. ❞ ⌁  ❝ He's a drunk too, no doubt? ❞ ⌁  ❝ That's a lie. ❞ ⌁  ❝ I have a very firm grip. ❞ ⌁  ❝ You, clean it up. ❞ ⌁  ❝ If there's something wrong with the bitch, then there's something wrong with the pup. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Shut up! Just shut! Up! ❞ ⌁  ❝ Do something! ❞ ⌁  ❝ I've got you. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Don't you dare! ❞ ⌁  ❝ Come back! ❞ ⌁  ❝ Bring her back right now! ❞ ⌁  ❝ You deserved what you got. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Keep away from me. ❞ ⌁  ❝ You have nowhere to go. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Anywhere is better than here. ❞ ⌁  ❝ What are you doing down there? ❞ ⌁  ❝ I didn't do it on purpose. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Come on. Let's no wait for the grass to grow. ❞ ⌁  ❝ What are you looking at? ❞ ⌁  ❝ What did you say your name was? ❞ ⌁  ❝ Make sure you eat it before it eats you. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Well that's the question, isn't it? ❞ ⌁  ❝ Mind your head. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Running away like that, given the state of things, was very irresponsible. ❞ ⌁  ❝ You're safe, and that's what matters. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Whilst you're here, it would be best if you didn't wander. ❞ ⌁  ❝ You know the Egyptians used to worship cats. ❞ ⌁  ❝ You are in danger. Grave danger. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Why would I go looking for someone who wants to kill me? ❞ ⌁  ❝ I didn't mean to. I just — lost control. ❞ ⌁  ❝ I still think it was brilliant. ❞ ⌁  ❝ How is it you know everything? ❞ ⌁  ❝ Here, eat this. It'll help. It's just chocolate. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Eat. You'll feel better. ❞ ⌁  ❝ What happened to me? ❞ ⌁  ❝ I thought maybe you were having a fit or something. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Is it true you fainted? ❞ ⌁  ❝ Just forget it. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Together, we shall cast ourselves into the future! ❞ ⌁  ❝ What do you see? ❞ ⌁  ❝ The truth lies buried like a sentence deep within a book, waiting to be read. ❞ ⌁  ❝ You must broaden your mind. ❞ ⌁  ❝ I've been here all this time. ❞ ⌁  ❝ I wouldn't be so sure of that. ❞ ⌁  ❝ You're gonna suffer, but you're gonna be happy about it. ❞ ⌁  ❝ It's an omen of death. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Exactly how many classes are you taking? ❞ ⌁  ❝ Less talking, if you don't mind. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Don't be such a wimp. ❞ ⌁  ❝ You're supposed to stroke it. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Isn't he beautiful? ❞ ⌁  ❝ It may just be the last thing you ever do. ❞ ⌁  ❝ How am I doing on my first day? ❞ ⌁  ❝ You're not dangerous at all, are you, you great ugly brute? ❞ ⌁  ❝ Away, you silly creature. ❞ ⌁  ❝ You're gonna regret this. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Does it hurt terribly? ❞ ⌁  ❝ I consider myself lucky. ❞ ⌁  ❝ It's like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands. ❞ ⌁  ❝ So much for the easy part. ❞ ⌁  ❝ What frightens you most of all? ❞ ⌁  ❝ Concentrate. Face your fear. ❞ ⌁  ❝ That's my final word. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Forget about it. I'll see you later. ❞ ⌁  ❝ I would think it'd be obvious. ❞ ⌁  ❝ What you fear the most is fear itself. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Your mother was there for me at a time when no one else was. ❞ ⌁  ❝ You have a way of seeing the beauty in others. Especially when that person can't see it in themselves. ❞ ⌁  ❝ You're more like them than you know. ❞ ⌁  ❝ In dreams, we enter a world entirely our own. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Turn to page 394. ❞ ⌁  ❝ That's not really your concern, is it? ❞ ⌁  ❝ How disappointing. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Are you incapable of restraining yourself or do you take pride in being an insufferable know-it-all? ❞ ⌁  ❝ There's... something else you should know too. ❞ ⌁  ❝ You are not weak. ❞ ⌁  ❝ You have nothing to be ashamed of. ❞ ⌁  ❝ I don't pretend to be an expert. ❞ ⌁  ❝ I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Mischief managed. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Do you want to move a bit closer? ❞ ⌁  ❝ How dare you talk to me! ❞ ⌁  ❝ Do stand there! Do something! ❞ ⌁  ❝ Bloody hell, that was not funny. ❞ ⌁  ❝ We have a killer on the loose. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Shut the damn door! ❞ ⌁  ❝ Tell me what this is all about. ❞ ⌁  ❝ He waS THEIR FRIEND! ❞ ⌁  ❝ I hope he finds me, because when he does, I'm gonna be ready. When he does,  I'm gonna kill him! ❞ ⌁  ❝ Are you sure about this? ❞ ⌁  ❝ Expecto Patronum! ❞ ⌁  ❝ Here we go, come on. Sit up, deep breaths. ❞ ⌁  ❝ I didn't expect you to do it the first time. ❞ ⌁  ❝ The real thing will be worse. Much, much worse. ❞ ⌁  ❝ That's not good enough. Not nearly good enough. ❞ ⌁  ❝ I think I've had enough for today. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Maybe you should learn to take better care of your pets! ❞ ⌁  ❝ Your cat killed him! ❞ ⌁  ❝ Spiders! There's — there's spiders! Spiders! They want me to tap dance! I don't wanna tap dance! ❞ ⌁  ❝ Put that light out! ❞ ⌁  ❝ What are you doing wandering the corridors at night? ❞ ⌁  ❝ Reveal your secrets. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Out for a little walk in the moonlight, are we? ❞ ⌁  ❝ It is, as you say, my area of expertise. ❞ ⌁  ❝ I will not cover up for you again. ❞ ⌁  ❝ You may be young in years, but your heart is shriveled. ❞ ⌁  ❝ You foul, loathsome, evil, little cockroach! ❞ ⌁  ❝ Looks like you owe someone an apology. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Looking rather ragged, aren't we? ❞ ⌁  ❝ Finally, the flesh reflects the madness within. ❞ ⌁  ❝ You'd know all about the madness within, wouldn't you? ❞ ⌁  ❝ All this time, you've been his friends?! ❞ ⌁  ❝ I did my waiting! Twelve years of it! ❞ ⌁  ❝ You're the reason they're dead! ❞ ⌁  ❝ Vengeance is sweet. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Don't be a fool. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Why don't you run along and go play with your chemistry set. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Do I detect a flicker of fear? ❞ ⌁  ❝ What did you just do?! ❞ ⌁  ❝ The map never lies! ❞ ⌁  ❝ What are you trying to do to him!? ❞ ⌁  ❝ I would have died rather than betrayed my friends! ❞ ⌁  ❝ You almost tore my leg off! ❞ ⌁  ❝ The tail, I could live with. But the fleas? They're murder. ❞ ⌁  ❝ That looks really painful. ❞ ⌁  ❝ It's too late. It's ruined. It'll have to be chopped off. ❞ ⌁  ❝ What? Come and live with you? ❞ ⌁  ❝ This heart is where you truly live! This heart! Here! ❞ ⌁  ❝ A child's voice, however honest and true, is meaningless to those who have forgotten how to listen. ❞ ⌁  ❝ When in doubt, I find retracing my streps to be a wise place to begin. ❞ ⌁  ❝ What in the bloody hell was that all about? ❞ ⌁  ❝ Not a word to anyone. Understood? ❞ ⌁  ❝ We can't be seen. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Why aren't we leaving? ❞ ⌁  ❝ Is that really what my hair looks like from the back? ❞ ⌁  ❝ Meanwhile, I'd like a nice cup of tea or a large brandy. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Your services are no longer required. ❞ ⌁  ❝ I'll be forever grateful for this. ❞ ⌁  ❝ I want to go with you. ❞ ⌁  ❝ For some time, my life will be too unpredictable. ❞ ⌁  ❝ You're meant to be here. ❞ ⌁  ❝ The ones that love us never really leave us. ❞ ⌁  ❝ We have to go. ❞ ⌁  ❝ How did you get there? I was talking to there, and now you're there?! ❞ ⌁  ❝ I've looked worse. Believe me. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Well, let's just say I'm used to it by now. ❞ ⌁  ❝ Why do you look so miserable? ❞ ⌁  ❝ You helped uncover the truth. ❞ ⌁  ❝ I feel no guilt whatsoever giving this back to you. ❞ ⌁  ❝ I didn't mean to do it. ❞
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               THE  UMBRELLA  ACADEMY ( S01E02 )                   RUN              BOY              RUN                   S E N T E N C E       S T A R T E R S
☂   long post ahead ! ☂   change pronouns / punctuation as needed . ☂   some quotes were altered for better context . ☂   E01. follow for more episodes to come !
☂   ❝ I have a question. ❞ ☂   ❝ Knowledge is an admirable goal. ❞ ☂   ❝ You know the rules. ❞ ☂   ❝ No talking during mealtime. ❞ ☂   ❝ I want to time travel. ❞ ☂   ❝ But I'm ready! ❞ ☂   ❝ Hence the reason you're not ready. ❞ ☂   ❝ I'm not afraid. ❞ ☂   ❝ Fear isn't the issue. ❞ ☂   ❝ I forbid you to talk about this anymore. ❞ ☂   ❝ ' Not ready ' my ass. ❞ ☂   ❝ I survived on scraps. Canned food, cockroaches, anything I could find. ❞ ☂   ❝ You know that rumor that twinkies have an endless shelf life? Well, it's total bullshit. ❞ ☂   ❝ You do whatever it takes to survive... or you die. ❞ ☂   ❝ You think I'm crazy. ❞ ☂   ❝ It's a lot to take in. ❞ ☂   ❝ Gee, wish I'd thought of that. ❞ ☂   ❝ You think I didn't try to get back to my family? ❞ ☂   ❝ This was a mistake. ❞ ☂   ❝ You're too young and too naive to understand. ❞ ☂   ❝ I haven't seen you in a long time and I don't want to lose you again. ❞ ☂   ❝ You know what, it's getting late. ❞ ☂   ❝ We'll talk in the morning again, okay? I promise. ❞ ☂   ❝ Dammit. I'm sick of this cost-cutting bullshit. ❞ ☂   ❝ Go ahead. Just say it. ❞ ☂   ❝ There's no point in keeping it bottled up, or it'll just give you heartburn, and I gotta listen to you complain about that too. ❞ ☂   ❝ It smells like cat piss. ❞ ☂   ❝ At least we're not stuck in some cubicle. ❞ ☂   ❝ They can shove their protocol up their asses. ❞ ☂   ❝ You get what you pay for. ❞ ☂   ❝ I think these idiots all shot each other. ❞ ☂   ❝ Any witnesses? ❞ ☂   ❝ Did you see what happened here? ❞ ☂   ❝ By the time I got back in here, everyone was... you know... ❞ ☂   ❝ Do I have to go through all this again? ❞ ☂   ❝ Let me catch you up to speed. ❞ ☂   ❝ Don't call me that! ❞ ☂   ❝ What? Are we gonna keep things professional? ❞ ☂   ❝ I don't know if we ever agreed on much. ❞ ☂   ❝ We agreed on some things. ❞ ☂   ❝ I'm confiscating this. ❞ ☂   ❝ You used to like that. ❞ ☂   ❝ By the way, this whole thing might look like a botched robbery, but my gut's telling me something else is going on here. ❞ ☂   ❝ You know I can help you. ❞ ☂   ❝ I do not want your help. ❞ ☂   ❝ Lord, you test me. ❞ ☂   ❝ I've had the same routine for the last four years. ❞ ☂   ❝ I'm not quite sure what to do with myself. ❞ ☂   ❝ I didn't think it was possible to miss a person this much. ❞ ☂   ❝ Someday I'd really love for you to meet her. ❞ ☂   ❝ When you left, it seemed like all you wanted to do was forget this place existed. ❞ ☂   ❝ I can't just forget about that. ❞ ☂   ❝ Don't turn his death into a mission. ❞ ☂   ❝ I think there's a reason why you never left. ❞ ☂   ❝ You know you talk in your sleep? ❞ ☂   ❝ There's no point. You're out of drugs. ❞ ☂   ❝ Shut your piehole! ❞ ☂   ❝ I've got a crazy idea. ❞ ☂   ❝ Why not try starting your day with a glass of orange juice or some eggs? ❞ ☂   ❝ You can't smoke eggs. ❞ ☂   ❝ One of these has got to be gold-plated, right? ❞ ☂   ❝ Christ on a cracker! ❞ ☂   ❝ Drop dead. ❞ ☂   ❝ That was a low blow. ❞ ☂   ❝ Would you just shut up? ❞ ☂   ❝ I just — You know there's been a lot of stuff I've been dealing with. ❞ ☂   ❝ I need to know who this belongs to. ❞ ☂   ❝ Where did you get that? ❞ ☂   ❝ Why do you care? ❞ ☂   ❝ What a thoughtful young man. ❞ ☂   ❝ You listen to me, asshole! ❞ ☂   ❝ I've come a long way for this, through some shit your pea brain couldn't even comprehend. ❞ ☂   ❝ Give me the information I need and I'll be on my merry way. ❞ ☂   ❝ If you call me ' young man ' one more time, I'm gonna put your head through that damn wall. ❞ ☂   ❝ Call security. ❞ ☂   ❝ The next time you interfere with one of my investigations, if you so much as breathe on one of my witnesses or touch a piece of evidence, I'll charge you with obstruction of justice. ❞ ☂   ❝ You need to relax. ❞ ☂   ❝ Why don't you put that badge down for one night and come out on the streets with me? ❞ ☂   ❝ You're right. That sounds super fun. ❞ ☂   ❝ Recess is over. It's grown up time. ❞ ☂   ❝ Leave. Before I change my mind. ❞ ☂   ❝ I was worried sick about you. ❞ ☂   ❝ Sorry I left without saying goodbye. ❞ ☂   ❝ I was dismissive and I guess I didn't know how to process what you were saying. ❞ ☂   ❝ Maybe you were right to be dismissive. ❞ ☂   ❝ Maybe I'm not the right person you should be talking to. ❞ ☂   ❝ It's been a long time since I've had a good sleep. ❞ ☂   ❝ I thought I told you to put on something professional. ❞ ☂   ❝ Oh my god, the sex was amazing. ❞ ☂   ❝ What a disturbing glimpse into that thing you call a brain. ❞ ☂   ❝ Don't make me put you in time-out. ❞ ☂   ❝ The whole thing is a disaster. ❞ ☂   ❝ Are you thinking what I'm thinking? ❞ ☂   ❝ It's sort of hard to wrap your head around. ❞ ☂   ❝ You're probably better off here. ❞ ☂   ❝ You know, if I wanted advice — no offense — it wouldn't be from you. ❞ ☂   ❝ You've never even been in a relationship. ❞ ☂   ❝ You don't know what it's like to love someone like this. ❞ ☂   ❝ You separate yourself from everyone and everything. You always have. ❞ ☂   ❝ You don't get to blame your problems on anyone but yourself. ❞ ☂   ❝ You're gonna do great in prison. ❞ ☂   ❝ You are a real sick bastard. ❞ ☂   ❝ Can I get that 20 bucks, like, now or what? ❞ ☂   ❝ The apocalypse is coming and all you can think about is getting high? ❞ ☂   ❝ You're useless. ❞ ☂   ❝ You need to lighten up. ❞ ☂   ❝ I've just now realized why you're so uptight! ❞ ☂   ❝ You must be horny as hell! ❞ ☂   ❝ It's gotta screw with your head, being alone. ❞ ☂   ❝ I wasn't alone. ❞ ☂   ❝ The longest I've been with someone was 3 weeks. And that's only because I was tired of looking for a place to sleep. ❞ ☂   ❝ Hey! What about my money?! ❞ ☂   ❝ I should... stop talking. ❞ ☂   ❝ Please come in. ❞ ☂   ❝ You could have killed me! ❞ ☂   ❝ If I wanted you dead, you'd be dead. ❞ ☂   ❝ I should have to prove my innocence to you. ❞ ☂   ❝ I have never been a prodigy at anything. ❞ ☂   ❝ How did you know I was up here? ❞ ☂   ❝ This is always where you used to come when you were upset. ❞ ☂   ❝ I want to show you something that I think will cheer you up. ❞ ☂   ❝ Make sure you fully extinguish that cigarette. ❞ ☂   ❝ Things have been disappearing lately. ❞ ☂   ❝ It's good to see you. ❞ ☂   ❝ I've missed you... obviously. ❞ ☂   ❝ It's been a rough couple of days. ❞ ☂   ❝ I've been looking everywhere for you! ❞ ☂   ❝ What are you doing here? I thought you were gone. ❞ ☂   ❝ I should be the one who's trying to bring us back together, not tear us apart. ❞ ☂   ❝ Come on, I gotta show you something. ❞
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          THE   UMBRELLA   ACADEMY     ( S01E01 )              WE ONLY SEE EACH OTHER AT WEDDINGS & FUNERALS             S E N T E N C E               S T A R T E R S
☂  long post ahead ! ☂  change pronouns / punctuation as needed . ☂  some quotes were altered for better context . ☂  E02. follow for more episodes to come !
❝ How much do you want for it? ❞ ❝ Just leave us alone! ❞ ❝ Hey you, stay strong. I believe in you. ❞ ❝ We'll see you soon. ❞ ❝ Stay sober. ❞ ❝ Your family is safe now. ❞ ❝ You're actually here. ❞ ❝ What is she doing here? ❞ ❝ She doesn't belong here. ❞ ❝ You're seriously going to do this? Today? ❞ ❝ Way to dress for the occasion, by the way. ❞ ❝ Forget about him. ❞ ❝ I'm glad you're here. ❞ ❝ I could save you some time. ❞ ❝ There's nothing out of the ordinary. ❞ ❝ What's your secret? Protein shakes? Low carbs? ❞ ❝ Why do you have this? ❞ ❝ I broke into the coroner's office. ❞ ❝ Why are you in here checking all the windows? ❞ ❝ Were you the first one on the scene? ❞ ❝ There is no mystery here. ❞ ❝ You should leave. ❞ ❝ I figured, why not? ❞ ❝ Welcome home. ❞ ❝ It's so good to see you. ❞ ❝ It's been 16 years, 4 months, and 14 days. ❞ ❝ I always used to leave the lights on for you. ❞ ❝ I'm pretty sure I stepped in half of those peanut butter and marshmallow sandwiches. ❞ ❝ He's always busy. ❞ ❝ What are you doing in here? ❞ ❝ Hey, I was hoping to see you, actually. ❞ ❝ I want your autograph. ❞ ❝ Are you just out of rehab? ❞ ❝ I'm done with all that. ❞ ❝ You really filled out over the years, huh? ❞ ❝ Save the lecture. I was already leaving. ❞ ❝ No need to get your little panties in a bunch. ❞ ❝ After all these years, I find it strangely comforting. ❞ ❝ I... I, uh, wasn't sure you'd come. ❞ ❝ Of course you don't know. You've been gone. ❞ ❝ Shit. ❞ ❝ I don't do that anymore. ❞ ❝ I made a wish and it came true and I couldn't take it back. ❞ ❝ Will there be refreshments? ❞ ❝ Is that my skirt?! ❞ ❝ It's a little dated, I know, but it's very breathey on the... bits. ❞ ❝ There's still some important things I'd like to discuss. ❞ ❝ I should be careful who I trust. ❞ ❝ I'm not in the right frame of mind. ❞ ❝ You're high?! ❞ ❝ I mean, how are you not high, listening to this nonsense?! ❞ ❝ Sober up. This is important. ❞ ❝ I think it was personal. ❞ ❝ How could you think that? ❞ ❝ Way to lead. ❞ ❝ You're crazy, man. ❞ ❝ That's not was I was saying. ❞ ❝ Now you've put me in a position where I gotta do something I don't wanna do. ❞ ❝ I heard a rumor you shot your friend in the foot. ❞ ❝ Hey dude, what the hell? ❞ ❝ Guns are for sissies. Real men throw knives. ❞ ❝ Get back, you freak. ❞ ❝ Be careful there, buddy. ❞ ❝ That's one badass stapler! ❞ ❝ I didn't sign up for this. ❞ ❝ Can we go home now? ❞ ❝ Our world is changing. ❞ ❝ Do the whole big angry ghost lecture. ❞ ❝ Eternal peace is probably overrated. ❞ ❝ I just need to sober up. ❞ ❝ You always were a stubborn bastard! ❞ ❝ I don't know about you, but I need a drink. ❞ ❝ Don't get too close. ❞ ❝ So are we gonna talk about what just happened? ❞ ❝ I don't miss that. ❞ ❝ Called it! ❞ ❝ Jumping through space is one thing. Jumping through time is a toss of the dice. ❞ ❝ That doesn't make sense. ❞ ❝ Well, it would make sense if you were smarter. ❞ ❝ Wait, how does that even work? ❞ ❝ Nice to see nothing's changed. ❞ ❝ That's it? That's all you have to say? ❞ ❝ Well... that was interesting. ❞ ❝ There are worse things that can happen. ❞ ❝ He was a bad person and a worse father. ❞ ❝ The world is better off without him. ❞ ❝ You should stop talking now. ❞ ❝ We don't have time for this. ❞ ❝ You never know when to stop, do you? ❞ ❝ Do you have enough material for your sequel yet? ❞ ❝ It's just like old times. ❞ ❝ Best. Funeral. Ever. ❞ ❝ As much as you must strive for individual greatness, and strive you must, for it won't come to you of its own accord, you must also remember that there is no individual stronger than the collective. ❞ ❝ The ties that bind you make you stronger than you are alone. ❞ ❝ We can accomplish anything when we accept responsibility together. ❞ ❝ Don't waste your time. ❞ ❝ I hope you know your father loved you very much. In his own way. ❞ ❝ Well, that's kind of the problem, isn't it? ❞ ❝ I'm taking the car. ❞ ❝ Do you even know how to drive? ❞ ❝ I know how to do everything. ❞ ❝ I feel like we should try to stop him... but then again, I also kinda want to see what happens. ❞ ❝ Alright, I guess I'll see you in, what, 10 years? ❞ ❝ I hope this turns out better than your marriage did. ❞ ❝ I'm leaving. Me. By myself. ❞ ❝ Every time I close my eyes, I see a diarrhetic hippo about to shit on my face. It's terrifying! ❞ ❝ I don't remember this place being such a shithole. ❞ ❝ I used to come here as a kid. ❞ ❝ Those were simpler times, huh? ❞ ❝ I gotta get back to work. ❞ ❝ Well, I guess it's frozen waffles again. ❞ ❝ Rapists can climb. ❞ ❝ Is that... blood? ❞ ❝ I've decided you're the only one I can trust. ❞
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         HARRY POTTER & THE SORCERER'S STONE ( movie )                  S E N T E N C E    S T A R T E R S
✶  long post ahead ! ✶  change pronouns / punctuation as needed . ✶  some quotes were altered for better context . ✶  COS. POA. GOF. OOTP. HBP. follow for the rest of the series to come !
⌁ ❝ I should have known that you would be here. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Are the rumors true? ❞ ⌁ ❝ Is it wise to trust them with something so important? ❞ ⌁ ❝ I would trust you with my life. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Try not to wake him. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Do you really its safe? ❞ ⌁ ❝ It's not really goodbye, after all. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Wake up! We're going to the zoo! ❞ ⌁ ❝ Here he comes! The birthday boy! ❞ ⌁ ❝ Try not to burn anything. ❞ ⌁ ❝ I want everything to be perfect. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Aren't they wonderful? ❞ ⌁ ❝ I don't care how big they are! ❞ ⌁ ❝ I'm warning you. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Move! ❞ ⌁ ❝ You don't understand what it's like, lying there day after day, watching people press their ugly faces in on you. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Can you hear me? ❞ ⌁ ❝ I've never talked to a snake before. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Do you talk to people often? ❞ ⌁ ❝ Do you miss your family? ❞ ⌁ ❝ I never knew my parents either. ❞ ⌁ ❝ You won't believe what this snake is doing! ❞ ⌁ ❝ Ahhhh! Snaaaake!!! ❞ ⌁ ❝ Help me! ❞ ⌁ ❝ How did you get in there?! ❞ ⌁ ❝ Let's get you out of these cold clothes. ❞ ⌁ ❝ It was like magic! ❞ ⌁ ❝ There's no such thing as magic. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Look! You've got a letter! ❞ ⌁ ❝ Sundays are fine days. In my opinion, best day of the week. ❞ ⌁ ❝ No post on Sunday! ❞ ⌁ ❝ No blasted letters today! Not one, single, bloody letter! ❞ ⌁ ❝ Let go of me! ❞ ⌁ ❝ We're going far away, where they can't find us. ❞ ⌁ ❝ You've gone mad, haven't you? ❞ ⌁ ❝ Make a wish. ❞ ⌁ ❝ I demand that you leave at once. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Dry up, you great prune. ❞ ⌁ ❝ I've got something for you. ❞ ⌁ ❝ I'm afraid I might have sat on it. ❞ ⌁ ❝ I imagine it'll taste fine just the same. ❞ ⌁ ❝ I baked it myself. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Excuse me, but... who are you? ❞ ⌁ ❝ Of course you'd know all about it. ❞ ⌁ ❝ I'm a... what? ❞ ⌁ ❝ No, you've made a mistake. ❞ ⌁ ❝ You knew all along and you never told me?! ❞ ⌁ ❝ Isn't it wonderful? ❞ ⌁ ❝ It's an outrage! A scandal! ❞ ⌁ ❝ Never insult [ INSERT ] in front of me. ❞ ⌁ ❝ I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone about that. ❞ ⌁ ❝ We're a bit behind schedule. ❞ ⌁ ❝ How is it they know who I am? ❞ ⌁ ❝ I'm not sure I'm exactly the right person to tell you that. ❞ ⌁ ❝ How am I going to pay for all of this? ❞ ⌁ ❝ I don't have any money. ❞ ⌁ ❝ There ain't no safer place. ❞ ⌁ ❝ You better stay close. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Aha! There's the little devil! ❞ ⌁ ❝ What's in there? ❞ ⌁ ❝ I can't tell you. It's top secret. ❞ ⌁ ❝ You better not mention this to anyone. ❞ ⌁ ❝ No, no, definitely not! ❞ ⌁ ❝ We do not speak his name. ❞ ⌁ ❝ I think it is clear that we can expect great things from you. ❞ ⌁ ❝ You alright? You seem very quiet. ❞ ⌁ ❝ What are you looking at? ❞ ⌁ ❝ Blimey! Is that the time? ❞ ⌁ ❝ Sorry, I'm gonna have to leave you. ❞ ⌁ ❝ There's no such thing, is there? ❞ ⌁ ❝ Think you're being funny, do ya? ❞ ⌁ ❝ I'm only joking. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Excuse me, do you mind if I sit here? ❞ ⌁ ❝ Do you really have the... scar? ❞ ⌁ ❝ That's rotten luck. ❞ ⌁ ❝ You can't expect him to hang around all day, can you? ❞ ⌁ ❝ Well, it's not very good, is it? ❞ ⌁ ❝ That's better, isn't it? ❞ ⌁ ❝ I expect we'll be arriving soon. ❞ ⌁ ❝ You've got dirt on your nose, by the way. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Think my name's funny, do you? ❞ ⌁ ❝ You don't want to go making friends with the wrong sort. ❞ ⌁ ❝ I think I can tell the wrong sort for myself, thanks. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Follow me. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Okay, relax. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Mental, that one. I'm telling you. ❞ ⌁ ❝ I know just what to do with you. ❞ ⌁ ❝ You could be great, you know. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Let the feast begin! ❞ ⌁ ❝ Keep an eye on the staircases. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Can you imagine the look on her face if we were later? ❞ ⌁ ❝ That was bloody brilliant! ❞ ⌁ ❝ Clearly, fame isn't everything. ❞ ⌁ ❝ The only problem is, I can't remember what I've forgotten. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Get out of the way! ❞ ⌁ ❝ Come on now, up you get. ❞ ⌁ ❝ What. an. idiot. ❞ ⌁ ❝ My job is to make sure you don't get bloodied up too bad. ❞ ⌁ ❝ I can't make any promises. ❞ ⌁ ❝ What if I make a fool of myself? ❞ ⌁ ❝ Do you feel like we shouldn't be here? ❞ ⌁ ❝ Quick! Let's hide through that door! ❞ ⌁ ❝ If you don't mind, I'm going to bed before you come up with another idea of how to get us killed. ❞ ⌁ ❝ You need to sort out your priorities. ❞ ⌁ ❝ No, stop, stop, stop. You're going to take someone's eye out. ❞ ⌁ ❝ No wonder you haven't got any friends. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Hey! Pea brain! ❞ ⌁ ❝ It was an extremely foolish thing to do. ❞ ⌁ ❝ I just hope you realize how fortunate you are. ❞ ⌁ ❝ It looks like you're gonna be sick. ❞ ⌁ ❝ I should not have said that. ❞ ⌁ ❝ You're meddling in things that shouldn't be meddled in. ❞ ⌁ ❝ That's totally barbaric! ❞ ⌁ ❝ I think we've become a bad influence on her. ❞ ⌁ ❝ I've got presents? ❞ ⌁ ❝ I know you're in there. You can't hide. ❞ ⌁ ❝ You don't want me as your enemy. ❞ ⌁ ❝ We'll have another chat soon, when you decide where your loyalties lie. ❞ ⌁ ❝ You've really got out of see this! ❞ ⌁ ❝ It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Isn't he beautiful? Oh bless him, he knows his mommy! ❞ ⌁ ❝ Pull yourself together! ❞ ⌁ ❝ Just so you know, he's a coward. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Wait till my father hears about this. ❞ ⌁ ❝ If I didn't know better, I'd say you were scared. ❞ ⌁ ❝ You all right there? ❞ ⌁ ❝ This is where I leave you. ❞ ⌁ ❝ I think it's a warning. I think it means danger's coming. ❞ ⌁ ❝ The trick with any beast is to know how to calm him. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Careful, people will think you're up to something. ❞ ⌁ ❝ You shouldn't be here. ❞ ⌁ ❝ You're sneaking out again, aren't you? ❞ ⌁ ❝ You're a little scary sometimes you know that? Brilliant. But... scary. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Ow! You stepped on my foot! ❞ ⌁ ❝ Don't follow until I give you a sign. ❞ ⌁ ❝ If something bad happens... Get yourself out. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Does it seem a bit quiet to you? ❞ ⌁ ❝ You have to relax. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Now what are we gonna do?! ❞ ⌁ ❝ Lucky we didn't panic! ❞ ⌁ ❝ This complicates things a bit. ❞ ⌁ ❝ I knew you were a danger to me, especially after Halloween! ❞ ⌁ ❝ There is no good and evil. There is only power and those too weak to seek it. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Together, we'll do extraordinary things. ❞ ⌁ ❝ It takes great bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends. ❞ ⌁ ❝ I'm not going home. ❞
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          HARRY POTTER & THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS ( movie )                   S E N T E N C E    S T A R T E R S
✶  long post ahead ! ✶  change pronouns / punctuation as needed . ✶  some quotes were altered for better context . ✶  SS. POA. GOF. OOTP. HBP. follow for the rest of the series to come !
⌁ ❝ Who would want to be friends with you? ❞ ⌁ ❝ I should think you'd be a little more grateful. ❞ ⌁ ❝ I'll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that I don't exist. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Why don't you sit down? ❞ ⌁ ❝ I didn't mean to offend you or anything. ❞ ⌁ ❝ That was an awful thing to say... ❞ ⌁ ❝ Don't mind that. That's the just the, er, cat. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Don't make me talk. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Put the lamp down! ❞ ⌁ ❝ Let me go! ❞ ⌁ ❝ Get in there and keep quiet! ❞ ⌁ ❝ What the devil are you doing up here?! ❞ ⌁ ❝ I don't belong here. ❞ ⌁ ❝ It's the only place I've got friends. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Give me those. Now. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Get back here! ❞ ⌁ ❝ Please, no... ❞ ⌁ ❝ He's very disturbed. ❞ ⌁ ❝ You're never going to see those freaky friends of yours again! ❞ ⌁ ❝ You better stand back. ❞ ⌁ ❝ He's escaping! ❞ ⌁ ❝ You and that bloody pigeon aren't going anywhere! ❞ ⌁ ❝ By the way, happy birthday. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Mum will never know. ❞ ⌁ ❝ It's not much, but it's home. ❞ ⌁ ❝ I think it's brilliant. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Where have you been?! ❞ ⌁ ❝ You could have died! ❞ ⌁ ❝ Of course I don't blame you. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Well, you best hope I don't put bars on your window. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Time for a spot of breakfast. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Yes, dear, it was on the cat. ❞ ⌁ ❝ What a night. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Tell me, what exactly is the function of a rubber duck? ❞ ⌁ ❝ There's only one place we're going to get all of this. ❞ ⌁ ❝ You're not lost, are you? ❞ ⌁ ❝ We'll help you find your way back. ❞ ⌁ ❝ What do you think you're doing down here?! ❞ ⌁ ❝ You're a mess. ❞ ⌁ ❝ People will think you're up to no good. ❞ ⌁ ❝ What did you do to your glasses? ❞ ⌁ ❝ I definitely need to remember that one. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Everyone's been so worried. ❞ ⌁ ❝ What an extraordinary moment this is! ❞ ⌁ ❝ I bet you loved that, didn't you? ❞ ⌁ ❝ Leave him alone. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself. ❞ ⌁ ❝ And I thought your family could sink no lower... ❞ ⌁ ❝ Oi! What do you think you're doing?! ❞ ⌁ ❝ Take my hand! ❞ ⌁ ❝ Your hand's all sweaty. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Welcome home. ❞ ⌁ ❝ It's not working. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Stop! Stop! Stop! ❞ ⌁ ❝ Dad's gonna kill me. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Clearly someone doesn't want me here. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Oh dear, we are in trouble. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Do you have any idea how serious this is? ❞ ⌁ ❝ Honestly, I think it did more damage to us. ❞ ⌁ ❝ I must stress the seriousness of what you have done. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Just leave him there. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Say it. I'm doomed. ❞ ⌁ ❝ You're doomed. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Bloody bird's a menace. ❞ ⌁ ❝ How dare you steal that car! ❞ ⌁ ❝ I am absolutely disgusted! ❞ ⌁ ❝ It's entirely your fault! ❞ ⌁ ❝ If you put another toe out of line... ❞ ⌁ ❝ I must ask you not to scream. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Please, get me down! ❞ ⌁ ❝ What do we do now? ❞ ⌁ ❝ Why is it always me? ❞ ⌁ ❝ Wha- I don't believe it. ❞ ⌁ ❝ No one asked your opinion. ❞ ⌁ ❝ You'll pay for that one. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Better out than in. ❞ ⌁ ❝ I don't know exactly what it means. ❞ ⌁ ❝ It's not a term one usually hears in civilized conversation. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Don't you think on it for one minute. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Fame is a fickle friend. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Didn't you hear it? ❞ ⌁ ❝ I think you're getting a bit drowsy. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Spooky how the time flies when one is having fun! ❞ ⌁ ❝ I don't like spiders. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Enemies of the heir... Beware. ❞ ⌁ ❝ It's not true, I swear! ❞ ⌁ ❝ The circumstances are suspicious. ❞ ⌁ ❝ I want to see some punishment! ❞ ⌁ ❝ I strongly recommend caution to all. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Hearing voices isn't a good sign. ❞ ⌁ ❝ She's right, you know. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Do you think it's true? ❞ ⌁ ❝ The question is, who is it? ❞ ⌁ ❝ It'll be dangerous. Very. Dangerous. ❞ ⌁ ❝ It's the only plan we've got. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Training for the ballet? ❞ ⌁ ❝ You'll never catch me! ❞ ⌁ ❝ I think my arm is broken. ❞ ⌁ ❝ This won't hurt a bit. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Stop making such a fuss. ❞ ⌁ ❝ You should have listened to me. ❞ ⌁ ❝ You must go home. ❞ ⌁ ❝ I don't suppose you could tell me why you're trying to kill me? ❞ ⌁ ❝ Terrible things are about to happen. ❞ ⌁ ❝ You mean this has happened before? ❞ ⌁ ❝ I shouldn't have said that. ❞ ⌁ ❝ I only want you to be safe. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Don't you think we'll get caught? ❞ ⌁ ❝ I wouldn't expect you to know me. ❞ ⌁ ❝ She's a little sensitive. ❞ ⌁ ❝ I don't want you to worry. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Do you think he's alright? ❞ ⌁ ❝ It was pretty obvious what you were about to do. ❞ ⌁ ❝ If I had wanted to stop you, it would have been only too easy. ❞ ⌁ ❝ You scared? ❞ ⌁ ❝ This is out of my hands. ❞ ⌁ ❝ I'll just wait outside, then. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Is there something you wish to tell me? ❞ ⌁ ❝ I think I'm gonna be sick. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Just go! You're wasting time. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Reading? I didn't know you could read. ❞ ⌁ ❝ You're absolutely right. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Come to throw something else at me? ❞ ⌁ ❝ I had to see for myself if the rumors were true. ❞ ⌁ ❝ He sounds like a dirty, rotten snitch to me. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Why don't we just go and ask him about it? ❞ ⌁ ❝ Don't say a word. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Things have gone far enough. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Get out of my house! ❞ ⌁ ❝ You call this a house? ❞ ⌁ ❝ You've lost your touch. ❞ ⌁ ❝ I don't like this at all. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Can we go back now? ❞ ⌁ ❝ Follow the spiders!? Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies? ❞ ⌁ ❝ Can we panic now...? ❞ ⌁ ❝ After all, your skills are legend. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Are you going somewhere? ❞ ⌁ ❝ You're running away?! ❞ ⌁ ❝ You're a fraud! ❞ ⌁ ❝ Is there anything you can do? ❞ ⌁ ❝ There's no need for me to stay. ❞ ⌁ ❝ What good will it do? ❞ ⌁ ❝ You sure you don't want to test it first? ❞ ⌁ ❝ The adventure ends here. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Say goodbye to your memories. ❞ ⌁ ❝ It's an odd sort of place, isn't it? ❞ ⌁ ❝ What do I do now? ❞ ⌁ ❝ Please don't be dead. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Wake up, wake up. ❞ ⌁ ❝ I'd guess you have no more than a minute to live. ❞ ⌁ ❝ I swear I didn't mean to... ❞ ⌁ ❝ Wow! It's just like magic! ❞ ⌁ ❝ First, I want to thank you. ❞ ⌁ ❝ I sense that something is troubling you. ❞ ⌁ ❝ It is not our abilities that show what we truly our. It is our choices. ❞ ⌁ ❝ I'll deal with you later. ❞ ⌁ ❝ So... It's true. You have returned. ❞ ⌁ ❝ How dare you! ❞ ⌁ ❝ Let's hope you'll always be around to save the day. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Come on, we're leaving. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Why don't you prove it? ❞ ⌁ ❝ Your parents were meddlesome fools, too. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Never try to save my life again. ❞ ⌁ ❝ It's good to be back. ❞ ⌁ ❝ I couldn't have done it without you. ❞ ⌁ ❝ Sorry I'm late. ❞
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