howlingwolf23
howlingwolf23
Story time!
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Born in the 90's. won't say more than that just cause old internet rules are ingrained in my brain. This is my main blog. my side is @storiesabouthumanandthings where I sometimes write fictional stories. please check out my #story time tag for true stories. The stories vary from cute kids to crazy relatives. Feel free to message me with questions or if you just wanna talk. and ask or dm asking for money or with just a hi will be reported as spam and blocked. icon by @makowwka.
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howlingwolf23 5 minutes ago
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Hey imagine having a garden separated from the street by a high wall, and then building a ramp to your garden with a cat door at human head level, both at just the right height so your dog can peer outside without bothering anyone.
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This way, the dog can safely observe the world outside and judge everyone without any risk of someone getting out or in. And why would you want the cat flap on human head level? Simple. Anubis mural.
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howlingwolf23 1 hour ago
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hi welcome to LA! come with me i wanna show you all the oil drilling sites that are disguised as office/government buildings ^_^
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Well, I have a dirty mind.聽
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Mother and child training longsword in Chile, at the Centro Esgrima Hist贸rica
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howlingwolf23 14 hours ago
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real vs fake gym bros, the real ones want you to get better
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howlingwolf23 14 hours ago
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Fuck you *migrates to another environment and evolves entirely new characteristics over thousands of years*
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howlingwolf23 14 hours ago
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No wait, random worldbuilding idea:
A people who have an age-old tradition, that when warriors left home to go to war, their family that remains home prepare funeral goods for them while they wait, sewing them the clothes and preparing the tools and all that they will be buried with - to emotionally prepare them to the hard possibility that the one who left will not return home alive. If the warrior returns, their burial goods are all burned in a bonfire that is lit for the celebration of their return.
And to this modern day, mothers of the culture will tell their children "fine, but let me take your measures for burial clothes before you go" as a way of telling them that something they're about to do is lethally stupid. Sharing stories about just how dramatic their mothers are, someone tells their group of friends that his mother once actually took out a measuring tape to start taking his measures when he said he's leaving home for a work trip.
And another one goes "pfft, yeah. This one time I went to a rock concert and came back home to mom sitting on her sewing machine, fucking making me a funeral coat."
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howlingwolf23 14 hours ago
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howlingwolf23 14 hours ago
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Spent tonight at a local short film festival. One of the shorts was made by two 12 year olds in their backyard and it was the best short of the entire night
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howlingwolf23 14 hours ago
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hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad
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You know what鈥檚 funny about tl4j is that at some point they were so all the empires most wanted
well you know what has to happen now
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(commission info // kofi support!)
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howlingwolf23 14 hours ago
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hehe
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