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What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

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′′ the saint ′′

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Good morning to doomed people only

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i like to pretend i already died and asked god to send me back to earth so i can swim in lakes again and see mountains and get my heart broken and love my friends and cry so hard in the bathroom and go grocery shopping 1,000 more times. and that i promised i would never forget the miracle of being here

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yall mind if i preemptively grieve what i still have yet to lose

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I want them to start a band

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Bro why did you censor the snake's cloaca on the snake anatomy post??? It's a snake?

I didn't censor anything, what -

oh. Oh, no. That's meant to be a line to show where the tail begins. Oh no, now I look like some weird prude.

Yeah, that's meant to help people grasp the anatomy and visualize how small the tail is in relation to the torso. Not meant to be some kind of weird snake privacy screen

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Jonathan Sims • The Archivist

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the trouble is humans are literally structured to find “a wizard did it” a more plausible explanation than things just happening by accident for no reason.

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I am unwell

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“I'm not a who, archivist, I'm a :3333”

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in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. yuor arms off

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out of context meme for today's episode

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I wonder if she’s out there

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new writing on my substack

here's the link :D

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Gwendolyn Bouchard my beloved, you've gaslighted, gatekept, and girlbossed too close to the sun.

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celestia has my aunties humor.. i love you tia