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HOW STEVE LEFT #025

*the guys exit the recording studio, just finished recording meds*

Stef: hah we just finished another album, nice work mates

Brian: Steve, I think I want to dedicate a single to you

Steve: dass good smol friend, which song’s gonna be the single

Brian: Song to say goodbye

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HOW STEVE LEFT #024

Interviewer: *generic question about how comes that pure morning is the best placebo song evah

Stefan: *Swedish sigh* people have such a simplistic view of our musi-

Brian: CAN WE PLEASE GET A QUESTION THAT DOES *NOT* LOWKEY IMPLY I USED TO WRITE BETTER SONGS WHEN I WAS A TRASHED JUNKIE THANK YOU

Steve: yeah but das true

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HOW STEVE LEFT #023

Steve, holding a Polaroid picture, in a mocking nasal voice: I hold an image of the ashtray grrll

Brian, squinting: wait is that me

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HOW STEVE LEFT #022

Steve: hey what's for dinner

Brian: makeup

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HOW STEVE LEFT #021

Steve: I think we should try something more manly on stage, something more UGH and Mh! And agghhh

Brian: what about no

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HOW STEVE LEFT #020

Stefan: happy birthday Steve!

Brian: happy birthday honey

*hands present

Steve: thank you guys for the surprise! ....

But where's da cak-

Brian: *slams violently cake onto Steve face

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HOW STEVE LEFT #019

Stefan: you know, Steve just di-

Brian: Steve who?

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HOW STEVE LEFT #018

Stefan: *comes in with a paper bag full of DVDs

Brian: hope you rented the most hard-core shit

Steve: this are not gay movies, are they

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HOW STEVE LEFT #017

Steve: Brian come out that dressing room, we have a live starting in two minutes damn it!

Brian: *opens door for .2 seconds and lets a parrot out -parrot is pink-

Parrot: Shhhh00ut uPP sT333vE diRRrrRti iDioT cUUUnT huuUuURRRr?

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HOW STEVE LEFT #016

Brian: okay guys I need your opinion on this new stage outfit; it's kind of an all white style with dark make-up and wet hair an-

Stefan: already love it but let's clear up the shoes part, I thin-

Steve: WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S 4 IN THE MORNING I WANNA SLEEP FUCKING FAGS

Brian: night is for the artists babe. Talking about shoeeees-

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HOW STEVE LEFT #015

Brian: *finishes writing Centerfolds

Steve: aw come on this shit ain't dark enough I didn't even cry on this one come on

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HOW STEVE LEFT #014

Brian: *finds 9 cell phones in a drawer

Brian: what's this

Steve: my Nokia collection

Stefan: *complicated stare

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HOW STEVE LEFT #013

Steve: *somehow manages to fall off the tour bus* GUYS HELP

Stefan: Bri my dear, d'ya hear something?

Brian: not at all honey

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HOW STEVE LEFT #012

Steve: *hands Brian a rainbow milkshake* heRe prEtti b0i

Brian: I've got lactose intolerance you stupid fuck

Steve: I've G0t lAct00ze inTol3rAnceee

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HOW STEVE LEFT #011

Brian, writing a card: "Dear Marilyn, I wish you a very happy birthday, can't wait to see you again //etc..."

Brian: *puts card on a bouquet of white roses

Steve: so you finally got a girl!

Brian: Manson. The flowers are for Marilyn Manson.

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HOW STEVE LEFT #010

Steve: hey what's the time

Brian: time to start wearing mascara, Steve

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HOW STEVE LEFT #009

Stefan: so we're having a rehearsal on Thursday at ten

Steve, wearing a flannel: sorry can't have a harvester in the garage that needs to be fixed