I'm Ann. Believe in yourself and you will go far. 28 - she/her - lesbian - I talk about my WIFE a lot
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mychart loves to send you eight emails that you need to use 2 factor authentication to view in the webapp that say like "You went to the doctor Today."
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well, i think you're beautiful <3
[art by me - neonscrapyard]
instagram || etsy
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my favorite road sign is “falling rocks” like what am I supposed to do with that. what could I possibly do to avoid falling rocks while driving 70 miles per hour through an Appalachian ravine.
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Crazy thing about #healing #recovery Small Victories is when you'll have some shit going on that's like, saying this would involve admitting how you used to be doing. You know? Like hey guys good news I'm gonna change my bedsheets this year
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I made my town tune a really long high note to see what would happen and I did not expECT ISABELLE OMG I’M CRY
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if you see one parent more often than the other, answer for the one you see more often
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i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?
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Someone should publish a pronunciation guide for bookish children with words like boatswain, victuals, epitome and so forth. It could probably just be a slim pamphlet, but it would save a lot of nerds a lot of embarrassment down the line.
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im thinking about getting everything in my whole life sorted tomorrow maybe
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Skipping the ad isn’t enough I need the liberty mutual guy to be sentenced to the chamber of eternal torment
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true 2000′s nonsense was finding an amv with a cool song and revisiting the amv for the song instead of actually looking it up
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i hope they never stop using floppy disk icons to indicate saving your file. doesn't matter how obsolete they are it's like honouring someone with a portrait on your currency
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they should make a job application process that doesn't feel like a deep and fundamental rejection of your humanity or right to dignity and respect
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