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“I cannot drink it all before then”

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i think anyone who says tht a bi man & a bi woman in a relationship r basically the same as a straight couple have never put any thought into how bisexuality challenges preconcieved dynamics and the gender roles usually assumed in m/f relationships.

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on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

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oh! well, hello there friend! 🍃

image description: a creature doodled on a rock on grass

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Hey you! What are you doing?! People have to get on their plane! 🛫

image description: a pink cube-like creature hanging out (or stuck in) an airport jet bridge

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stretched and pulled out! 🥨

image description: a creature that is stretched out like dough on a reddish/pinkish background

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t̴̢̔h̸̩̓e̶̹̽y̴̠̓ ̵̀͜w̴̥͝á̸͔t̷̢̽c̸̩̎h̷̡͒ image description: a c̴̗̈ŕ̵̢ȇ̸̫a̸͇͂t̵̨͑u̵̺͌ŕ̴͖e̸̲͝ standing out beneath a lamp post at night with houses behind them

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coloring pages are fun! downloaded from pocalyptic's (on instagram) coloring pages and edited this picture (with permission!) included a black and white version incase anyone else wants to color it as well! anyone else have or know anyone with coloring pages? 🖍

image description: a devilish person with horns and long hair surrounded by little creatures

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goo in the sink! goo! in the sink! goo! in! the! sink! 💦

image description: a teal blob resting in an airplane sink, looking up at the spout

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4x4 TDoV prints are here! selling these for $4 each! dm if interested in obtaining one! 💕

image description: two first pictures of the TDoV prints and 3rd picture of a creature poking out of the transgender flag saying "I see you. You are valid. You are enough. You are so incredibly strong and brave. I am so proud of you. You've got my undying support forever and always. Keep doing you!"

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cw: covid 19 talk

I'm going to scream if I see this posted unironically again. You don't need to be forcing yourself to be productive during a fucking pandemic! It's a really weird time for everyone with stay at home orders, being isolated from loved ones, struggling with online classes, not being compensated enough for being an essential worker, not having work, not receiving a stimulius check, and so much more as a result of whats going on currently! You're doing just fine, productive or not (and this idea of productivity is rather subjective huh?) I hope y'all are doing well! You're doing great! I'm proud of you! You got this!

image description: that one annoying screen shot text reading going around "if you don't come out of this quarantine with a new skill, your side hustle started, more knowledge, you never lacked time, you lacked discipline" but the last part "you never lacked time, you lacked discipline" is crossed out with a creature sitting with a pen in their hand saying "you're more than fine! you don't need to force yourself to be productive during a fucking pandemic!"

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parent and child 🌹🌱 image description: a creature that is stretched out like dough on a blueish/cyan background holding a smaller creature