hoyo-enjoyer
hoyo-enjoyer
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When I post, it's either "heehoo funny meme" or "oh yeah, I have a tumblr account" there is no in-between.
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hoyo-enjoyer · 2 days ago
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vampire hunter? no i said vampire HAUNTER. this jerk sucked all my blood out so now i spend my afterlife knocking over shelves and scaring off potential victims and just making the castle generally pretty cold
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hoyo-enjoyer · 2 days ago
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everyone on this website except me needs to shut up
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hoyo-enjoyer · 2 days ago
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i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”
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hoyo-enjoyer · 2 days ago
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my friend told me to watch this cooking video while listening to sad music. so i mixed a little something for you all
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hoyo-enjoyer · 2 days ago
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"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."
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hoyo-enjoyer · 3 days ago
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“eldritch horror beyond your comprehension” and it’s just a generic monster with tentacles and eyes
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hoyo-enjoyer · 3 days ago
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everyone say thank you hideo kojima
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hoyo-enjoyer · 3 days ago
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who keeps breaking into my freezer and replacing the trays full of little water with ice cubes
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hoyo-enjoyer · 17 days ago
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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!
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hoyo-enjoyer · 17 days ago
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i actually get a bit annoyed with people who get a bit annoyed when people say “sorry” in response to their bad news. “why are you apologizing you didn’t do anything :/” like okay well a) you don’t know that and actually yes i am the secret architect of all your woes and have been this whole time, way to refuse to acknowledge a woman (gender neutral)’s accomplishments. and b) we’re both fluent english speakers so you know perfectly well that “sorry” isn’t always an apology and is very commonly used as an expression of general regret or sympathy. not in this case, because i have been your secret nemesis for years, meticulously plotting your every misery, but, like, in general
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hoyo-enjoyer · 17 days ago
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hoyo-enjoyer · 17 days ago
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"I'm just a swirl" -ice cream cone who uses TikTok
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hoyo-enjoyer · 28 days ago
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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M
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hoyo-enjoyer · 1 month ago
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hoyo-enjoyer · 1 month ago
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plush
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hoyo-enjoyer · 1 month ago
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there's something incestuous about seasoning tofu with soy sauce
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hoyo-enjoyer · 1 month ago
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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
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