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Crowley referring to Gabriel, Michael, and the others not as "angels" but as (the honestly more accurate) "angelic entities" in front of Aziraphale is such a wonderful bit of flirt.

Crowley very deliberately not using "angel" to describe anybody else as a nod to Aziraphale that Crowley's romantic pet name for him is a word that he sees as belonging just to Aziraphale is really sweet.

Romancing his angel and shading angelic entities have always been the twin passions of Bildad the Shuhite.

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why were you digging? what did you bury? before those hands pulled me from the earth

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Aziraphale is literally such a good character. The more I think about him the more I go completely feral. He was specifically created as a warrior to fight and protect. He’s soft and camp and likes feather boas. He’s spent 6000 years acting like he’s the most kind and polite perfect little angel but he’ll fucking destroy you with a single glare. He’s an absolute bitch. His face lights up with the smile of a thousand suns. He’ll kill someone for crêpes with his boyfriend. He lies to God. He needs the biggest hug in the whole world. His standards will NEVER be met. He has travel sweets. He painted his bookshop the colour of his soulmate’s eyes. He’s one bad day away from having a mental breakdown so intense it would explode half the planet. He loves humans so much but if any of them so much as speak to him he’ll require three business days to recuperate. He is THE Southern Pansy. He declared war on Hell because they interrupted the Jane Austen ball he meticulously planned just to dance with his boyfriend. He is so so traumatised and hasn’t experienced a straightforward emotion in his life. He WOULD bite people if he was given the opportunity. He is the most annoying bastard you’ve ever met (affectionate). He can’t speak French.

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good omens + text posts (part 9)

an assortment i made last year with some season 2 mixed in for variety :3c

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Here’s your daily dose of cute with these lovesick idiots. 

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anathema should have been soooooo much more weirdgirl like anathema should have had eyes that stared into your soul and the vibe of a little girl who is about to mix some rocks and mud together and then force you to drink her potion

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ineffable lebsians nation rise up.....

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I think aziraphale should get himself a lil cardigan

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“What was it he said got everyone so upset?”

“Be kind to each other…”

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“Take Me To Church” by Azra T. (insp)

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Happy Good Omens renewal eheheheheheehhhhhhh

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Super duper late at the party but I brought cake! 🎂🎉

Happy belated birthday to my wonderful Babus @umulata ♥️ You’re one of the most considerate, kind, incredibly splendid creature on Earth, not to mention how unfairly talented. I know you had a great day, and you deserve so many more, I wish you all the better things life can bring your way! 💕 This is a tribute to her beautiful Astarthia from Umu’s Etruscan Good Omens AU 🏺

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triptych, finally choose which version you like more ‘cause i couldnt

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What if in season three aziraphale comes up to crowley and they haven’t seen each other in ages and crowley clenches his jaw and is like what are you doing here angel finally sick of being the metatron’s little pet then and aziraphale doesn’t even say anything he just releases his wings and they’re black

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Don't go calling after ghosts.

I am here - flesh, blood, bone

and devotion.