hphatecraft
hphatecraft
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Radical Retard Redemption
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hphatecraft · 50 minutes ago
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realized I may have to curtail my pottymouth after calling a cricket a faggot for jumping on me
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hphatecraft · 1 hour ago
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huge fan of this guy leaving evil comments on the kaiji scans im reading
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hphatecraft · 3 hours ago
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hphatecraft · 3 hours ago
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doing an apology video with genuine tears sobbing and wailing ripping my hair out and clawing at my face until i draw blood but i simply cannot describe what i did without laughing
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hphatecraft · 4 hours ago
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hphatecraft · 4 hours ago
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My gleeful vampire
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hphatecraft · 7 hours ago
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I do love when things are allowed to be stupid. "We just killed the last boss and now we must run because the ISLAND is EXPLODING" he'll yeah
RE4 remake verdicts:
Ada literally has one of the worst voice actors I've ever heard in a AAA game, sounds like a literal random person recording in their living room
punisher still best gun, still not close
merchant quests thing very lame
shooting gallery worse than original
all bosses worse than original
7/10 it's fine
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hphatecraft · 7 hours ago
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I haven't messed with mercenaries or anything yet, this is just the like "just killed the last boss" kind of summary. I think the game suffered for a lot of its "modernization," but the fact that RE4 is basically a perfect game made with perfect ideas and perfect pacing and perfect structure and etc etc etc is pretty difficult to eclipse.
RE4 remake verdicts:
Ada literally has one of the worst voice actors I've ever heard in a AAA game, sounds like a literal random person recording in their living room
punisher still best gun, still not close
merchant quests thing very lame
shooting gallery worse than original
all bosses worse than original
7/10 it's fine
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hphatecraft · 7 hours ago
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RE4 remake verdicts:
Ada literally has one of the worst voice actors I've ever heard in a AAA game, sounds like a literal random person recording in their living room
punisher still best gun, still not close
merchant quests thing very lame
shooting gallery worse than original
all bosses worse than original
7/10 it's fine
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hphatecraft · 7 hours ago
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This is so funny sorry I’m picturing a kid just being like ugh I have so much homework tonight and their teachers just glaring at them like “I survived hurricane katrina” like it has to do with anything
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hphatecraft · 7 hours ago
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hphatecraft · 7 hours ago
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#thesummerofourlives #jihad2025 #summerofjihad #awesome #needthat #livelaughjihad
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hphatecraft · 8 hours ago
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