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liviamunn·:

Okay, that’s rude — you know what? Go serenade yourself! I’ll take my talents where they’re appreciated. I’ll give our good pal, Joel, a call. I’m sure he’d love to have me sing Bruno Mars’ songs to him, jackass. You think I’m scared of your face squeezing? Please. I’ve suffered worse. You’ve got nothing I haven’t already dealt with. Try your worst, Sammy.         Don’t question it! Have a little faith, will ya? If we’re going for timeless and iconic, we need full confidence in ourselves.

You don’t mean that and you know that. You do realise every time you’re a little mean to me, it’s kind of the most hilarious thing I’ve seen, right? Excuse me, the whole serenading badly was supposed to be my thing, you can’t do that. ––– Alright, let’s seriously try and be as iconic as them, but if it fails, I’m blaming you.

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@SamClaflin: What a kick in the teeth, wow.

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pezwardsaudere·:

“Yes, I wanted McDonald’s and then a drive so it would put me to sleep. Not get lost in the middle of nowhere with petrol almost empty. You’re sure your GPS has no service?”

“I’m 100% sure McDonalds doesn’t put you to sleep, unless you end up eating so much and then you go into a food coma. But if you do end up doing that, I’ll resent you forever and this road trip will suck.  –––  That’s the fun of it! No petrol, no service and greasy food.”

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“Are you sure this is legal?”

Here!

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“Listening to loud music at 4am? Legal? I honestly have no idea. Not going to lie, we’ll most likely have the cops called on us for causing a disturbance, but it’s just music.”

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“I can’t believe you dragged me into this.”

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“Dragging you into this? Weren’t you the one that text me at 2am to basically beg me to take you out for some McDonalds? And then go for a random drive? It’s totally your fault where we end up.”

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“I’m not jealous.”

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“I mean, I’d be a little jealous. My dog is the cutest dog out there. She can be a little shit, no doubt, but she’s photogenic as hell.” 

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MEME OF THE WEEK

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“Marry me.”

“Do you want me to leave?”

“You are not going without me.”

“I can’t believe you!”

“I swear it won’t happen again.”

“What did you say?”

“I’m not jealous.”

“You’re jealous, aren’t you?”

“We can’t keep doing this.”

“Are you sure this is legal?”

“Isn’t this amazing?”

“I’m going to take care of you, okay?”

“Stay the night. Please.”

“You can’t die. Please don’t die.”

“Run away with me.”

“You did WHAT?” 

“Quit whining.”

“Get outta my sight!”

“Why are you so annoying?”

“Were you ever going to tell me?”

“Never in a million years.”

“Don’t ask me that…”

“I might have had a few shots.”

“What’s with the box?”

“W- What are you doing?”

“Say it!”

“I could kiss you right now!”

“Are you done with that?”

“What’s going on here?”

“Stop pinning this on me! You started it!”

“It’s your fault we’re in this mess.” 

“Did you do this on purpose?!” 

“Kiss me.”

“Are you still awake..?” 

“Excuse you?” 

“This is all your fault!”

“I can’t believe you dragged me into this.”

“Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!” 

“I shouldn’t be in love with you!”

“It’s not fair!”

“I could kill you right now!”

“Knock it off!”

“Screw you!”

“You’re a complete moron!”

“I love this song!”

“I can’t be in love with you!”

“Make me.”

“Don’t tempt me.”

“I hate you.”

“You are infuriating!”

“Just shut up already.”

“That doesn’t even make sense.”

“Bite me.”

“Eat me.”

“Kiss my ass.”

“Just admit I’m right.”

“Just admit you’re wrong.”

“You are being ridiculous!”

“That’s irrational.”

“Listen to me!”

“That’s not what I meant and you know it.”

“Don’t yell at me.”

“That’s it. End of discussion.”

“I don’t believe you.”

“You shouldn’t have said that.”

“Fuck you!”

“Shut your mouth before I shut it for you.”

“How dare you?”

“I dare you!” 

“It’s you, it’s always been you.” 

“Well, this is awkward…”

“Just pretend to be my date.”

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dmidvonne·:

oh it so does!! and then you start reevaluating EVERYTHING. like..wow i didn’t see that spot on my ceiling before or anything. it just feels different when things are moved around. then if you sleep on one side of the bed usually…change it, now sometimes you have to sleep on the other side, it’s fuckin’ nuts. 

The number of spiderwebs I’ve found on my ceiling thanks to you because I actually did move my bedroom around. So.. many.. spiderwebs.  –––  Exactly! I had a horrible night's sleep so hopefully, tonight will be better? Fingers crossed? 

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campbclls·:

Suggestions on what you should do aside from cleaning ? Hm. You should make it your mission to look like Dumbledore. Grow that hair and beard out and then dye it grey. It’ll be iconic. I’ll even find you a wand. Plus, hair dye is messy, so you can clean afterwards. It’s a brilliant idea, I know. You’re welcome.

I don’t know if I could personally pull off the gigantic beard and grey hair though? I mean, it’d be an awesome Halloween costume, but I don’t think I could sport it full time, yanno? 

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liviamunn·:

Oh, yeah, is that what people who love each other do? Pull pranks on each other? Whereas all I’ve ever done is serenade you with Bruno Mars’ songs. Obviously, my form of love is much betters. Yours… leaves a lot to be desired. Just sayin’. Uh, squish my face? I’d still keep talking. Like that could work against me! I’m immune to your attempts at silence! We’ll be like Kate and Leo: iconic.

I’m pretty sure that’s what people do? I’m the prank king, just FYI. Ah yes, the lovely serenading where my ears were secretly bleeding. I’m just going to squeeze your face more, how about that?! I mean, we’ll we ever be that iconic? Kate and Leo are pretty irreplaceable. 

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@samclaflin: yikers

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Didn’t you ever love anything that much?

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madelamehq·:

Don’t get me wrong, I love having days off but I’ve run out of things to watch, so I’ve resorted to watching Mary Poppins, aka one of the most iconic movies of all time. I feel like I should get a life though, anyone got any ideas? I did end up getting a coffee this morning, for free because the barista thought I was cute, so that’s a highlight of my uneventful day. @audererp·

You should watch The Hunger Games or Me Before You... Or Love, Rosie.. just putting a few movies out there.. not that you’d see a familiar face or anything. Man, I wish I could get free coffee for being cute, would make my days so much better.

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dmidvonne·:

oh all the time, i’m not used to it being in that space..so it’s always hard the first night at least. but it’s so fuckin’ refreshing…you should totally do it. 

Right?! It shouldn’t matter too much but oh my god, it totally does. Like, I’m in a safe space but nope, my bed is all wrong and I don’t like it.