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Lady Gaga as Harley "Lee" Quinn JOKER: FOLIE À DEUX (2024)

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“We’re bad guys, it’s what we do!”

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mutantandproudmystique:

“Of the night? Yeah. I asked for something not so sweet and not so bitter but it’s a bitter thing that bartender offered me. I think he tricked me”Raven said making an face and gave the cup for the bartend to switch the drink. “Raven”she said introducing herself to the other. “You are here from Star City?”.

Harley’s eyes narrowed as she watched the other, trying to understand why she’d just let the bartender slide after doing something like that. Harley would’ve been one to throw the drink not hand it back as Raven had done. “sorry babe. I don’t share my name ‘till the third date-- not originally, but is anyone anymore?”

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blckcct:

“No,I’m not expecting someone because I work alone. I said partner because I didn’t found any thief in Star City besides me and Catwoman. I just met with one pickpocket these days,besides it I didn’t met anyone besides them”Felicia said with a fake pout. Her eyes wided a bit when the girl said her name. Of course she knew who it was. The famous Harley Quinn. “Oh,that’s why your face rang a bell. Black Cat,nice to meet you personally,Ms. Quinn”.

“Really, that’s all you met? Ya don’t get out much do ya?” Harley made a face, the skin around her nose wrinkling in response. With all the villains that had decided to make a home of Star City, she was surprised the other blonde hadn’t come across any of them. “Awe two kitty cats!” She was sure Selina loved that. “That’s cute.” 

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blckcct:

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Felicia was grabbing the jewels and put on her bag. Felicia no. Black Cat. She heard a noise on the window and look up seeing that was another thief partner. “Oh hi thief partner”she said looking at the other girl. She knew the other one but didn’t remember where she saw her. “Do I know you? You kinda look familiar”she commented while grabbing more jewels. 

Harley had been doing a good job of not making a sound as she put the guards down. Quiet, there was no way a heist would go out smoothly without it. She’d memorized the blueprint, all she needed was to make two more lefts and she’d be in the safe-room. That had been the plan until she heard another set of guards at the end of the hall that had her reaching for the first door. “Partner?” Harley spat out the word, the confusing slipping from her tone. “Were you expecting someone?” She eyes the other’s bag and then the girl, a smirk spreading across her lips. “Harley Quinn. And you are?”

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mutantandproudmystique:

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Raven was on the bar and asked for a whiskey. She took a sip and then made an disgusted face. She turned to the blonde girl sitting next to her. “Is it just me or this taste awful? Bleh. It looked so fancy now I’m disappointed”.

“Was that your first drink?” Harley turned to the woman at her side, a smirk across her lips. “Should’a started with something sweeter.” 

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lxttle-magpie:

“No offense but that sounds very wrong.” Dani was sure Harley would do anything to make sure her kid was safe, but whether that extended to the more adult part of life was unclear. “Sure thing. How long you need?”

“The best things in life are.” Harley shrugged, she was done with the conversation now. The mention of Lucy had her wanting to go home. Her eyes were on the corner of the building, two guards probably two more on the other side. “Fifteen is plenty. I’ll go after the camera after those two are out. Are you sticking around to the end or did ya want to collect after?”

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therapisttothedevil:

Linda listened, blinking rapidly with a mixture of confusion and horror on her face, “One sec.” she rose from her seat, walked backwards to her desk and opened the bottom draw. She pulled out a small bottle gin and promptly downed half of it before rising up and returning to her seat. “A few things. Number one, Harley you do not kidnap people and give them to your boyfriend; people are not gifts. Number two, have you experienced any nightmare or disruptive memories or any trauma due to your own kidnapping?” They should probably work on those, “And number three, if the baby comes first no more of this.” she gestured at her, “A child needs stability, the threat of you going to prison, an asylum or being kidnapped will not make for a healthy child.” she said slowly, “I don’t know what Joker may have taught you, but this child is not a punchline.” she stared for a moment, “In any way.”

Harley sat there waiting, inching over her seat as her eyes tried to find Linda on the other side of the desk. She could understand the other’s need for a moment, she’d been on the other side enough to know it wasn’t easy. The job never was. When Linda came into view again Harley let out a sigh and threw herself back on the couch, her back falling into the pillows as she did. “well what else was I supposed ta give him? He has everything!” Harley replied, completely missing the point of the first statement. She stopped fidgeting with her rings and turned her head to face Lina for the second point. “My life revolves around chaos, Doc. The side effects are just an added bonus,” She shrugged. “In theory, wouldn’t the chaos count as stability?? IF that’s all lil’ Luc has ever known, theeeen taking her away from that wouldn’t be good for her. Ya know what I mean?” She pause for a second before adding. ���Plus if anything happens to me she can stay with Jay. Good luck ta anyone that tries to get between that. Despite what you and popular belief is, the punchline wouldn’t be the baby. It would be anyone that tried to touch her.”

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aceofknaves:

Harley’s entrance enticed no response to him. Not at first. The tip of Joker’s finger brushed over the baby’s lips, then hairline, then slowly trailed down to the sensitive part of her throat. While her words might have irritated him in any other circumstance, he seemed too distracted to give them much notice.

Without a word, he lifted the baby from the crib. The blanket fell down against the bedding as he studied her, his eyes glinting in the moonlight that filtered in through the balloon covered curtains. “So small,” he finally said quietly. “So vulnerable.”

He lowered Lucy and let her rest in the crook of his arm. For all the semi-unnerving words, the touch was oddly gentle. It was not at all like the way he treated Harley. “She is mine, isn’t she?” He answered sharply, for once acknowledging what Harley had said to him. “Come here, Harleykins.”

There were many things Harley knew she shouldn’t do. Or at least, many things other told her she shouldn’t. The robberies, killing, scaring the innocent for nothing more than a good laugh they were all on that list but nothing was as highlighted as don’t taunt Joker. And maybe that in itself was the sole reason as to why doing it was so much fun. The trill of it all.

So without  a second thought Harley shrugged a shoulder as she leaned against the back of the room. “Most likely. We should pop out a paternity test, y’know to be sure.” 

She hadn’t moved like he’d requested, hadn’t shown any sign to be kidding, and maybe that was the most dangerous thing of all. A tiny part of her, one she instantly pushed back, knew she was only doing this as a distraction from the nightmares. At least this way she felt as though she still carried some control.  

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therapisttothedevil:

“Kidnapped?” her eyes widened a little, “A baby as leverage?” she blinked a few times, “Okay, you’re gonna have to catch me up a little bit here, what the hell happened?” Was this during all that mess that happened a few weeks back? She was certain Joker had been involved but wasn’t sure about Harley. “You’re a mother now.” she paused a moment, “Are you willing to put your child first?” The question may have come out of the blue, but there was a reason behind it.

“Yes-- wait no-- wait, I don’t know what happened a few weeks back.. aren’t we supposed to be talking about me?” Harley sighed. “The bat got mad I gave one of his mini-me’s to Jay for Christmas and took Luc and me-- i don’t even know where for i don’t know what.” Trying to explain the situation now made Harley realize just how lost she still was with the whole thing. It’d all passed in such a blur. “The baby is first. Why’d ya think Puddin’ went to all that trouble to get us back. He knew the Bat wasn’t gonna hurt us, not really, anyway.”

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aceofknaves:

It was rare that Joker slept and when he did, it was never a deep sleep. He’d never even made it out of his office that night, and he had been there for only a few hours when that incessant, high-pitched crying began. Up until this point, he had shaken Harley awake and demanded that she take care of it. Judging from the silence coming from the next room, it seemed that he would have to do it again, but after abandoning his desk and the tiny bomb he’d been wiring with the upmost care, he made a left when he reached the hallway instead of a right. 

There was already a henchman hovering outside the door, too petrified to go inside. Jonny Frost was the only other person who was allowed to touch Lucy. No one else dared to try. He immediately backed up when he saw Joker, his eyes wide with fear. 

In less than two strides he had reached the side of the crib where Lucy wailed. Bending his arm over the railing, he leaned down and pressed a finger very lightly against her mouth. “Shhh.” 

She waited, for what she wasn’t sure, but Harley lay still, her back against the bed as her chest rose and fell with each breath. The silence was almost too much to bear and it had only been seconds since she’d awakened. She wanted to scream, to hit something, anything. She just needed an outlet for all that she was feeling right now. She needed Lucy.

A couple of still moments passed and it was clear that whatever it was she was hoping would come, wouldn’t. So her body shifted to the side in response, finally awake enough to go after it on her own. Then, her feet fell from the bed and Harley, slowly, made her way to the door.

Well, she tried. Only to stop in her tracks again when the long hallway showed a guard outside of Lucy’s room. The sight was enough to have Harley’s heart pounding against her chest. Where was Lucy? Had something happened? She was seconds away from running toward Joker’s  office when that the guard’s pointed finger aimed at Lucy’s door, almost as if to answer her silent questions. Almost as if to tell her to go inside. She didn’t ask what that had meant, didn’t wait for the guard to explain-- quietly, afraid of what she might find inside Harley walked straight to the door and pushed it in enough to catch sight of what was going on in the other side. Joker.

It was a sight Harley hadn’t seen before, one she might not have caught if the timing wasn’t right. Joker watching over Lucy. He was leaning down towards her! Harley’s heart began to pound against her again, this time lacking the anxiousness that came with it,  “Would ya look at that” she called from the door, just before stepping in and shutting it behind her. “Ya finally got her to stop crying. How long did it take ya?” Her voice low.

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lxttle-magpie:

“You’re right; any kid of yours would get away clean with stealing someone’s clothes right off ‘em.” She grinned. “And it is helping. I’m lightening your load.”

“Please, once Luc’s training is done they’ll be begging her to,” Harley shrugged. She was slipping her wallet back into her purse as she spoke. “How about ya lighten my load by going in there and distracting them while I go around the back?” 

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therapisttothedevil:

Linda nodded, she was right. “Yes, believe me I know about avoidance.” It was why she was here really, “But it won’t work forever, nothing easy ever does.” she paused a moment, “Harley, you could take so much more control of who you are; you just have to be open to the process.” she said, moving in kind to her large armchair in the centre of the room, “I’m not trying to tell you to change who you’ve become, but how to respond to the world around you. I think a small part of you would like that, hmm?”

“Ya mean how I respond to being kidnapped?” Her arms draped over the couch at her sides before she continued, “or do you mean the part where they tried to use my baby as leverage against Jay?” Harley pressed down on her lips until they were nothing more than a thin line. She didn’t bother explaining what she meant, sure that part would come soon enough. “’Cause right now I’m not thinking of responding too great, Doc.”

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