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You're all invited to the wedding :)

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TIL that sia named her baby SOMERSAULT WONDER.

SOMERSAULT. WONDER.

The baby's father is named DAN. How the FUCK did he let this happen.

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(  01  .  )  IDENTIFICATION  …….  @hrlqnn  ,  harley  :  MMMMWAAAAH  !!!  there  is  now  a  big  black  lipstick  stain  on  his  mask  .  he's  welcome.

A  BIG  ,  BIG  GASP  !  -  now  thats  fucking  cute  ,  isnt  it  ?  there  is  a  huge  red  lipstick  mark  on  his  mask  ,  and  he  doesnt  mind  (  not  at  all  )  ❝  im  gonna  wear  this  like  a  trophy  .  so  cute  ...  suits  me  ,  doesnt  it  ?  ❞

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People are already reenacting the jfk assassination w/ loki's new skin

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Got hit by the tornado 😔 alive but w/o power for the foreseeable future

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she's " borrowed " one of his jackets. #sorrynotsorry

❝  if you were cold, you could have just said something. ❞ looking at her in one of his leather jackets, it hands awkwardly on her small frame. just how the fit was comfortable, he did not know. though, she seemed happy as ever being wrapped up in the fabric. certainly warmer than what she was wearing underneath it. her legs & arms out, she must have been feeling the chill. ❝  just don't get any makeup on it. ❞ he warns, his tone not nearly as threatening as he intended it to be. does he care for the jacket or for her more? it's hard to tell. his clothing had come from long years of his life, holding sentimental value - but he couldn't deny, seeing her wrapped up in it was a darling sight.

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IM CRYING???

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Teehee

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"Bloom why would harleen bleach her hair" red hair is EXTREMELY hard to dye. Even to dye it brown or black. There's just so much pigment. That's why Harley's hair ends up blonde instead of white like her skin, which holds less pigment.

Even if she DID try to dye it brown, a hair color associated with intelligence and normalcy, she'd have to bleach it several times first, and that in of itself is exhausting. Especially considering she likely did it herself? So yeah. Blondes may get shit, but people are so weirdly superstitious abt gingers that she took the lesser of two evils. At least her biggest problem as a blonde is people underestimating her.

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Canonically. The red hair gene is super strong in Harley. At least 3 of her descendants have red hair. I'm thinking now maybe her hair was naturally more reddish/auburn before she started bleaching it / the chemical bath permanently bleached it.

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Venom horse, venom clown, but have you considered

Horse clown clown horse

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I DID NOT GO TA EVIL MEDICAL SCHOOL JUST TA BE CALLED MS QUINN !!!!

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" NOBODY CAME!! "

" did'ja hear about the international edgin' competition?? it was a disaster! "

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" did'ja hear about the international edgin' competition?? it was a disaster! "

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If no one else got me, I know niran got me Rocky wouldn't be the first to try to teach me to swim but I am unteachable

I do have to warn y'all. I'm a fake fish. I can't even swim.

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I do have to warn y'all. I'm a fake fish. I can't even swim.

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Btw whoever is saying Wanda / Olsen only get harassed bc they're women. Stfu lmao pietro and the twins' casting is just as horrendous. Any actor using racial slurs is horrendous. Like, it's 2025, we ALL know g**** is a slur !! If a convicted murderer has enough sense to not use that word even when it's her LEGAL NAME, actors PLAYING Romani characters do, too.