Ash | 26 | he/him • off-brand Simon Lovelace • Will Herondale, Tessa Gray, and Jem Carstairs enjoyer • header art by claire-kie
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the five homoerotic love languages:
- intimate stabbing
- outright obsession
- confused pining
- "no one knows me like you do"
- lifelong promises that always sound suspiciously like wedding vows
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People calling Will Herondale English is the bane of my existence keep my Welsh boy's name out of your mouth
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the worst part about ocd and ocd-like tendencies is that you think hyper-analyzing your thoughts and constantly psychoanalyzing yourself will fix you but that's actually part of the disorder. it's the disorder. disordering.
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sorry to say this but this "bisexual women who date men are not queer enough" narrative is getting really fucking old, alright? I don't give a flying shit about Jojo Siwa and Billie Eilish however the fuck you spell her name but i don't want to hear another single person saying "can't believe they started dating men!!! it's pride month!!" cause god forbid a queer woman falls in love! oh the outrage!!! fuck YOU "but it's just a joke" I DON'T CARE! what's the fucking punchline??? bisexuals are only queer when they're in queer relationships?? they should always be in a queer relationship at least one month a year??? what the fuck bullshit point are you trying to make. I'm so tired of this, y'all aren't funny. bisexuals are bisexual every second of every day of their fucking life and who they're in a relationship with has nothing to do with it. we are queer enough and we always have been, if you disagree with me you can fucking block me also eat shit and actually i take it back I'm not fucking sorry
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“i asked chatgpt-“ well i asked the shadowhunters, and they didn't know, so they went to ask magnus bane.
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anyway you should always remember that all those foreigners you see dying on the news are just as real people as you are who have just as much interiority as you do. there is nothing about you that makes you more important and it is by pure chance that you are not in their position. in fact, this holds for all of history. every person, no matter the horror of the fate that befell them, had just as much interiority as you do. i feel like some people haven't fully internalized this.
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Matthew 🍀
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@cassandraclare
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what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.
Go!!
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We are doing a readalong of The Curse of Saints series by Kate Dramis over on discord!
If you're a fan of (real) hate to love, chosen one-chosen wrong, and the grishaverse... this one is for you!
Come join us! We just started yesterday!
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brb i need to *remembers suicide jokes aren't good for my mental health* jump off a cliff
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when matthew fairchild asked cordelia carstairs “am i so hard to love?” i felt that.
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Shadowhunters lore is crazy what do you mean the demonhunters have a special name for homoerotic boy besties who will die without each other? What do you mean their army depends on generations of codependent boy besties with unresolved vaguely romantic vibes?
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I just think the average TLH reader would benefit greatly from being scared to death of being picked on as a child because of the color of your skin and your general features as a person of color before they try and say that Alastair was a bitch for no reason.
Was he wrong? Yes. Do most people not understand what it's like to choose to eat or be eaten in an environment such as that when you can't hide the part of you that makes people judge you? No, so they can fuck off before they try to say anything about Alastair.
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chain of thorns scenes that rant free in my head 1/3
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