hrtvampires

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not my white ass luring disco dollies to a life of vice

[hrtvampires]

kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

[hrtvampires]

Girlbossed so hard I got a job with a hair straightener in the womens bathroom

[hrtvampires]

Reblog if you want anon messages of what you would be the patron saint of

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Vampires sending each other pervy photos of their wrists and throats instead of dick pics, send post.

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[hrtvampires]

stop telling trans girls that "it's okay to be a feminine man" and start saying it to "cis" girls with a little bit of a fujoshi vibe instead. would have saved me years.

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Art by Essi Välimäki

[hrtvampires]

Bothersome beast, comforting friend

[hrtvampires]

Period implies the existence of the inferiod, and even the much-controversial superiod

[hrtvampires]

Crazy that brainrot became a brainrot term - it reminds me of how cringe became cringe. In this essay I will

[hrtvampires]

Romance option?? (no)

Wishlist Witchmarsh on Steam now!

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reblog this to be an annoying faggot at ur followers

[hrtvampires]

The hat man is equally as scared of you as you are of him

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(Top Gear intro voice) On tonight’s episode, I roll my ankle, I get overcharged for my meal, and I almost shit my pants … in a cinema

[hrtvampires]

It should be way more common for bathrooms to have toilets and sinks in the same room so you can wet the paper towel and waste less time. Hey people on this app who know me irl! Tonight, you learn that I … have IBS

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no one can prove my weakness for sweaty men