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Depending on the day. I am the idiot or the two guys running away.

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my favorite thing about the title ‘teenage mutant ninja turtles’ is how every word throws you a new curveball

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“The mystery of human existence lies not in just staying alive, but in finding something to live for.” - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

via @quotemadness

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Thorne: Have you been crying?

Cinder: No. I don’t even have tear ducts.

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ghost in the house: GET OUT. I WILL TAKE YOU-

real estate agent: chill, its me.

ghost: oh hey. have you sold it yet.

real estate agent: obviously NOT, idiot.

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I added a code to my blog that prevents Pinterest pinning without permission if any other artists are interested

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I was on the subway today, and when the train got delayed, this little kid was like, “fuck,” and a literal chorus of grown-ups went: “HEY.”

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Send me asks!!

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Me: Babe Satan has arrived.

Babe: And who would that be?

Me: My period.

Babe: Oh No... (Actually sent me the gif)

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“Remember that you ought to behave in life as you would at a banquet. As something is being passed around it comes to you; stretch out your hand, take a portion of it politely. It passes on; do not detain it. Or it has not come to you yet; do not project your desire to meet it, but wait until it comes in front of you.” - Epictetus, The Enchiridion via

via @philosophybits

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Random thoughts Slytherins have

• Is it acceptable to say gucci and fam in the same sentence?

• I’m gonna be the most aesthetic

• actually, fuck that

• I just want to go home

• fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

• I’m just gonna pretend that didn’t happen

• ew look at that person over there… breathing like a bitch

• I’m too tired for this

• I’m gonna shove a cactus up your ass

• Google that shit

• Is it possible to get high off crispy onions?

• fuck this

• Maybe if I say ‘fuck me’ more often when I do something wrong, someone will say ‘I’m trying’

• Why are people so stupid sometimes?

• I’m back bitches, missed me?

• how come no one ever misses me

• you’re all gonna be sorry when I’m richer than you

• CHECK IT OUT THIS CHILD ACTUALLY LIKES ME

• I hate hugs

• If I don’t get a hug in the next two minutes I’m literally going to start crying

• wHy Am I cRyInG

• fuck this, fuck you, fuck that, fuck me

• Your rules don’t apply to me

• shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit

• I like being alone

• I hate being alone

• If you tell me what to do one more time I swear I will slap a bitch

• Well fuck me up and call me Florida

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“When I walk into a church, I only see paintings of white angels. Why?“ - Eartha Kitt 

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I may not have the best body but it sure does hold all my organs in place

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Ravenclaw: Ah, Huff did the dishes.

Slytherin: How do you know I didn’t do them?

Ravenclaw: Because once when all the knives were dirty you cut a bagel with your keys.

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It is an unspoken rule that if a little kid is hiding under a blanket or couch cushions, you are required to comment on how lumpy the blanket is and pretend to sit on it to try and “smooth it out.”