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twilightstuck... you are doing it wrong

Setting===> be the woods. Standing there are sollux and aradia

ARADIA:*look scared and shiver*

ARADIA: I know what you are

SOLLUX: *look completely calm but with tense posture*

SOLLUX: say it. Out loud.

ARADIA: you have internet friends

ARADIA: *close eyes and take a deep breath*

ARADIA: you play minecraft and you have no food in your hive other than monster and cheetos

SOLLUX: what am i?

ARAIDA: you are

ARADIA: dramatic pause

ARADIA: a dork

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homestuck music video: i hate by passenger

Setting===> be a large room containing sollux, karkat, vriska, john, terezi, tavros, dave, dirk, gamzee, kanaya, and rose

SOLLUX: *walks slowly as camera pans in to him and stops to sing line, looking at eridan as camera focuses on eridan*

SOLLUX: I hate racist blokes telling tasteless jokes and explaining where people belong

SOLLUX: *walk a few paces to look at john and vriska as camera focuses on them*

SOLLUX: I hate ignorant folks that pay money to see gigs and talk through every fucking song

JOHN/VRISKA: *look offended*

SOLLUX:*walk a few more paces to look at gamzee as camera focuses on him*

SOLLUX: I hate people in night clubs snorting coke, and explaining where youre going wrong

SOLLUX: *turn around and look at karkat. Offer hand and smile*

SOLLUX: if you agree then come hating with me, or feel free to sing along

KARKAT: *slap away hand and stand up*

SOLLUX/KARKAT: and it goes lie x 29

KARKAT: *look at vriska and sneer*

KARKAT: well I hate pointless status updates on facebook.  FYI we were never *air quotes* M8’s. we pretend to be friends on the internet when, in real life we have nothing to say.

KARKAT: *pull kanaya into view*

KARKAT: to each other oh brother I have love for my mother for good times, for music and my mates. I laugh and I live and I have love to give, but sometimes all you can do is hate

KAR./SOL./KAN.: and it goes lie x29

KANAYA *roll eyes and look at vriska, crossing arms*

KANAYA: well I hate them fussy eaters, you cook them fajitas, they only eat pizza and chips.

VRISKA: *sneer at tavros and walk by, rolling eyes and smirking*

VRISKA: I hate stepping outside for a smoke and some guy coughs, like your lungs are his.

TAVROS: *looks at ground*

TAVROS: I hate queing up, for festival toilets

GAMZEE: *ruffle tav’s hair*

GAMZEE: especially when you need a shit

SOL/KAR: *stomp up to dirk and dave, pointing fingers*

SOL/KAR: and I hate the Xfactor for murdering music. You bunch of money grabbing pricks.

ALL: and it goes lie x29

ROSE: *look at kanaya*

ROSE: I hate them magazines aimed at insecure teens that make ten year olds race to grow up

KANAYA: hey kids lets all be anhorexic or better. Eat cholcolate until you throw up

ERIDAN: *look at karkat and john*

ERIDAN: keep your Hollywood stars and their stupid cars, and the botox that makes them look fucked. Just grow old with grace. Have you seen cheir’s face? It looks like its been hit by a truck!

ALL: and it goes lie x29

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