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im a simple woman i laugh at my own posts and i torture my digestive system with my tendency to obey every single one of my cravings without question
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you think your crush is laying in bed thinking about you but in reality they’re reading about swords on Wikipedia
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look i have no problem drinking water but i do have a problem getting up to pee when im already comfy
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me: starts crying
someone else: what's wrong
me: this is just something that happens
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u guys ever wonder if someone’s using ur pictures to catfish
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fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated
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