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Dex, to Anakin and Obi-Wan: Can I help you?
Ahsoka: No- I'm pretty sure they're both beyond help at this point.
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I got "hit" by an imaginary car in drama and broke my wrist.
Put the dumbest injury you’ve ever gotten in the tags
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this is the money ammy. reblog for blessed funds
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if i could make any saints row game i would without any hesitation make a prequel about the start of the Vice Kings. you’d play a custom character who was friends with King, and King would work as the Boss while Julius, King’s sister Angela, and Ranja (yes this would use my headcanons its my dream game) would be the lieutenants and homies you’d do missions with
it would take place at the end of the 70s/start of the 80s and make full use of the fashion and music like you’d have a full fucking range of rap and classic rock to pick from… it’d have such a good soundtrack
obviously it would be about forming the Vice Kings and fighting Los Carnales and the big bad guys would be the Carnales… it would be about breaking down as much of them as possible and trying to take back territory… it would run a lot like a traditional saints row game for the most part.. have a single storyline like 3&4 and lots of activities
obviously it doesn’t end with you taking over the whole city. maybe it ends with Lopez jr dying? anyway in the end Julius and Ranja leave the gang, Angela dies like ¾ths of the way through, the player character… either leaves or dies idk but there has to be a reason they could plausibly not be in later games yknow? it would have a dark ending overall but that’s just… the lore of the game
im so obsessed with the potential of having a game set in the past and the huge amount of shit you could do with that… it would be really refreshing i think
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You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.
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don't risk it
if you don’t reblog in 500 seconds you will never be able to meet your fave band/artist
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This is the ✨Wonderful $100 Weekend Post✨, charged with crystals of abundance and prosperity. Seeing this post will bring you good fortune and your wish will come true. May you be fulfilled and enjoy this weekend.
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If you receive a YouTube link to EiRPoAFl-P4 DON’T click on it
theagelesswanderer:
jamisings:
forgottenghosty:
jamisings:
wigglyflippingout:
mosasaurkin:
mosasaurkin:
dalishious:
It’s a music video with rapid flashing colours/lights. I have very minor epilepsy, just focal seizures, and I maybe watched ten seconds before literally nothing was real around me and I think I’m going to throw up and have a heart attack.
@ the asshole who sent me that, launch yourself into space and die.
crosa rosa have a history of spam sending videos to people with their submit open, and when confronted about it and the content of their videos before (misogynistic themes, transphobia, no epilepsy warnings), they were complete assholes about it.
re reblog with sources on when it went down before:
( x ) ( x ) ( x )
they denied it was them but they’ve done this before
a post abt the resurgence
ill also mention that, when i called them out on my previous acct (i have since remade), a friend of theirs (tumblr user mountweak) sent me a lot of hate and triggering anons.
ah so that’s what it was lmao
@theagelesswanderer
This is what we were both sent.
I got two in my box and didn’t look at it.
Block them - you can block ISPs on Tumblr - and forget you got them.
@simonalkenmayer - This is what I just sent you an ask about.
I honestly thought it was a virus scam of some sort. Turns out it’s just as bad. What a complete fuck wit.
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Best part of Agent Carter
Realizing this guy
is going to help raise this guy

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Reblog if you’re taller than Crash Bandicoot
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Reblog if you utterly and without hesitation support gay rights
It’ll mean a lot to my friend, who’s having a tough time with bullies lately.
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Seriously though, how many of you have seen A Very Potter Musical?
Reblog if you’ve seen AVPM, AVPS, AVPSY, or any Team Starkid show, I have to know.
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someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to respond with “baby don’t hurt me”
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being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud

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