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rank each tree friend by their taste in music

cuddles: very very much a pop punk guy. blink 182, sum 41, green day, you know the stuff. if it's got electric guitar in it, he probably likes it

giggles: mostly pop music, but she specifically makes it a point to primarily listen to women. hashtag girlboss

toothy: an odd mix of folk rock/pop and j-pop. also really into musicals

petunia: one of those people who "doesn't listen to music". she's learned everyone else's music taste, though, so when she has company she'll put on whatever her guests enjoy

handy: 1000% a dad rock enjoyer, i just know it.

nutty: breakcore, hyperpop, and j-pop, no question. stuff that's loud, fast, and harsh electronicy sounding.

sniffles: lo-fi and synthpop. quieter, slower, and spacier sounding electronic music.

pop: had a punk phase in high school, still has the old vinyls and occasionally pulls them out to do yard work to. other than that, he doesn't really have any strong preferences and will listen to whatever is on the radio

cub: at the age where he's still mostly listening to songs from cartoons and kids movies

flaky: puts on those "2 hours of music to relax to" youtube playlists and calls it a day

mole: lounge and jazz. this man is a frank sinatra enjoyer and you can't convince me otherwise

disco bear: .......disco 🪩

russell: people tend to assume he listens to sea shanties and he occasionally does, but he tends to lean towards the heavier and more metally versions of them

lifty: anything on the pop punk to punk rock spectrum. bands like get scared, set it off, my chemical romance. if you automatically think of warped tour when you think of the band, he probably likes it. his taste actually overlaps with cuddles a fair bit, but he leans towards the heavier end of it

shifty: can't stand lifty's music. surprisingly, he has a similar music taste to mole, with a lot of lounge and jazz. there's a reason him and lifty are always fighting for the damn aux cord

mime: electro swing

flippy: doesn't actually listen to a ton of music, but sometimes he'll put on classical music because "it's supposed to be relaxing, right?"

fliqpy: death metal/screamo enjoyer. he just likes to be loud

lammy: one of those people who "listens to everything"

splendid: classical music enjoyer, but only the most dramatic pieces. like the ones with cannons in them.

splendont: listens to the "emo trinity" and similar bands. if you'd hear it playing in a hot topic, you'll hear it playing from his ancient mp3 player

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rank all the guys’ dick sizes, mayhaps?

already done as part of another ask :3

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ranked on how close they would have to be to you to help you hide a body. bonus points for how, but not necessary!

would not help hide a body, period: petunia, splendid

would help hide a body for someone they loved, but no one else: giggles, toothy, handy, flaky, pop, disco bear, mime, flippy

would help hide a body for a close friend: cuddles, sniffles, mole, russell, lifty, shifty, splendont

would help hide a body for an acquaintance: lammy

would help hide a body for a stranger: nutty

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ranked on how they'd react to someone being so hopelessly in love with them they lock up in their presence?

immediately knows what's going on and thinks it's cute: giggles, mole, splendid

immediately knows what's going on but doesn't really get why: petunia, handy, sniffles, russell, pop, flippy

doesn't know what's going on and somehow comes to the conclusion that the person hates them now: toothy, flaky, mime, lammy

doesn't know what's going on and assumes they have beef: lifty, shifty, splendont

doesn't even notice: cuddles, nutty, disco bear

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Hey I love how you redact the rankings and the way you present the characters feels like real spot on like that's real good the way u portrait them through the ranks of different things and u always couple well even with the weirdest asks for weird ahh rankings and like that's real cool keep it up but also try to stay in a normal amount of active that works for u, and I hope only health comes your way along happiness and comfortability

🥺 this is so sweet??? it's always so nice to know people like what i do, and i'm happy to know my characterizations of the little critters feels authentic to people. sometimes i wonder, especially when i throw some of my more niche/obscure headcanons into the ring, so i love hearing that they don't feel super off base when i really do put a lot of thought into them.

i do try and tackle as many of the asks as i can regardless of subject matter, cause at the end of the day, someone's on the other side of that ask and wanted to know my thoughts, even if the topic is a bit oddball and i don't always get it.

i'm doing my best to find a balance between being active here and not stretching myself thin with too many projects and commitments, but it can be difficult to not lean too far in one direction or another, so i appreciate the concern on that as well

this was a really nice ask and you're a kind person, much love 🫶

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inbox is empty 🎉!

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htfs and how they play / what their favorite thing to do in animal crossing is! either or works, i qas just struggling to word things in my mind. ive been holding onto this one for a loooong while lol

beautifully decorated island, perfect rows of flowers and trees, probably has a cutesy theme: giggles, petunia, flippy

wanted to have a pretty island but couldn't commit well enough to pull it off: toothy, flaky

obsessive furniture collector: lifty

"congrats on the ethnostate!": splendid, lammy

100% profit motivated, should probably be playing stardew instead: sniffles, shifty

making villager jails: cuddles, handy

doing weird bullshit side projects that freak everyone out: nutty, lifty again

spends 90% of their time fishing: russell

doesn't really understand the game: pop, mole

just plays for the clothes: disco bear

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Htfs ranked on how well they can balance a rock on their head?

immediately drops it on accident: cuddles, nutty,

immediately drops it on purpose: handy, disco bear, lifty, shifty, splendont

could keep it there if they hold still: giggles, toothy, sniffles, pop, mole, flaky, splendid, lammy

could go about their day with a rock on their head if they wanted: petunia, russell, mime, flippy

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Htf characters playing uno

treats it like theres money on the line: giggles, cuddles, splendid

starts trying to strategize with other players to keep one person from winning: petunia, sniffles

starts a physical fight: nutty, handy, lifty, shifty, splendont

25+ cards in their hand: pop, disco bear, lammy

just wanted to play a fun card game with their friends: toothy, flaky, mime, flippy

not playing, but enjoying the chaos: mole, russell

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htf characters ranked by how they would act like while drunk?

asleep in the corner: pop, flaky, mole

dancing to white girl music: sniffles, shifty, mime, disco bear, flippy

at the karaoke machine: toothy, petunia, lifty

loud and obnoxious: cuddles, nutty, russell, splendid

gets in a fight: handy, splendont, fliqpy

crying: giggles, mime, lammy

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htf characters ranked by what they would do at ikea

gets lost in the aisles: flaky, lammy, pop, mole

taking selfies in the lighting aisle: giggles, disco bear

gets kicked out for riding one of the flatbed carts like a skateboard: cuddles

stealing paint samples: lifty, shifty

only there for the meatballs: nutty, russell

only there for the stuffed animals: toothy, mime

actually there to buy furniture like a normal person: petunia, handy, sniffles, flippy, splendid, splendont

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what would be their reactions to some1 randomly asking for sex?

(yes i’ve had this happen)

into the boldness, goes with it: cuddles, nutty, disco bear, shifty

"sure, whatever": handy, lifty, splendont

a little weirded out, but goes along with it if they think the person's hot: giggles, toothy, sniffles, mime, flippy

offput by the bluntness, rejects them: petunia, pop, flaky, mole, splendid, lammy

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erm… happy tree friends ranked on how loud theyd be during sex?

gets complaints from the neighbors: cuddles, giggles, nutty

loud enough to be heard from another room: toothy, petunia, disco bear, russell, lifty, shifty, splendid

loud enough to be in the room they're in: handy, sniffles, pop, flippy, lammy

barely loud enough for their partner to hear: flaky, mole

silent: mime

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htfs ranked based on how high their sex drive is

practically insatiable: cuddles, nutty, splendid

higher than average: giggles, disco bear, shifty,

average: toothy, petunia, handy, pop, russell, lammy

lower than average: sniffles, flaky, mole, mime, flippy

asexual: lifty

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htfs ranked by their dancing skills?

good enough that they're comfortable dancing in public whenever and however: cuddles, giggles, petunia, disco bear, lifty, shifty, mime

okay with slow dances, but prefers to sit out the faster songs: toothy, handy, mole, flippy, splendid, lammy

could do something choreographed or a line dance, but nothing else: nutty, sniffles, pop, russell

can't dance to save their life: flaky

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maybe each character could be ranked from most attractive to least attractive? hypothetically of course.

in terms of conventional attractiveness

giggles: fits very neatly into the standard pretty girl appearance, very on trend at all times

petunia: has that kind of effortless grace and beauty going on

splendid: fits the superhero archetype through and through

toothy: the definition of "pretty boy"

mole: a very sleek, put together kind of look

russell: physically fit, and it shows

flippy: pretty basic, takes care of himself well

splendont: sort of a rugged edgy charm to him, cleans up nicely

lammy: she tries hard, but there's a bit of an awkward vibe to it. a neat and tidy aesthetic, but nothing showstopping. repressed catholic energy.

mime: pretty firmly middle of the road. looks like any other random person off the street, just with face paint

handy: has the draw of a union worker, but doesn't put a ton of effort into his looks, and it shows

cuddles: has a sort of niche appeal, but he's always a little scuffed up from skateboarding and the like. also cleans up nicely

pop: occasionally described as a "dilf" by people around him, but it's more of a vibes thing than an appearance thing

sniffles: has the awkward nerd thing going on. doesn't know how to style an outfit to save his life. looks like he hasn't slept in days

lifty: takes better care of himself than shifty, and has a decent sense of style, but in a very off beat altish way that's off putting to the average person

shifty: would look better if he took care of himself, but he doesn't

disco bear: the vibe of a man who is past his prime. probably looked better back in the day

flaky: kind of grungy? always feels fake in nicer clothes, so they tend to not bother.

nutty: cute features, but this man is Gross 😐

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How likely they'd be to start eating cigarettes if you presented them with a plate of them and they somehow didn't know what they were

This is the most stupid hypothetical I've ever proposed

would eat the cigarettes knowing full well what they are: fliqpy

wouldn't care enough to question it: nutty, lifty, shifty, splendont

would assume they were some kind of fancy snack and eat them: cuddles, pop, cub, russell, splendid

would eat them to be polite: giggles, toothy, flippy, mime, lammy

wouldn't eat anything they didn't recognize: petunia, handy, sniffles, flaky, disco bear, mole