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htfs ranked on what animal crossing villager personality i think they'd have

lazy: nutty, pop, russell

jock: cuddles

cranky: handy, shifty, splendont

smug: sniffles, mole, disco bear, lifty, splendid

normal: toothy, flaky, cub, lammy, flippy

peppy: giggles, mime

snooty: petunia

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Ranking of Yaoi consumption? Like, from "doesn't even know the word's meaning" to "fudanshi/fujoshi"..

does not know what yaoi is: handy, pop, cub, mole, disco bear, russell

knows but doesn't really partake: giggles, petunia, flippy, splendid

reads it but is normal about it: cuddles, flaky, lifty, shifty, mime, splendont

reads it but ashamed/embarrassed about it: toothy, lammy

fujoshing out: nutty, sniffles

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Please make a stinky ranking from more to less stinky..

fucking reeks: nutty, shifty

kinda smells: cuddles, handy, flaky, flippy

gross in other ways, but doesn't smell too bad: lifty

smells like a regular person: giggles, toothy, pop, cub

has a smell but it isn't necessarily bad: sniffles, mole, disco bear, russell, mime, lammy

overly clean smelling: petunia, splendid

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Ranked by their diets?

will eat Anything, consequences be damned: russell, shifty, flippy

adventurous eater, but like, within reason: cuddles, giggles, lifty, mime, lammy, splendid

will try new things sometimes but generally knows what they like: handy, pop, mole, disco bear, splendont

picky eater: toothy, petunia, cub, flaky

ARFID squad: sniffles

whatever the hell is going on with nutty: nutty

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happy tree friends ranked on how much they can be trusted to hold your drink at parties? /nf

(btw ur doing amazing with these!! you capture everyone rlly well)

you're so sweet thank youuu

can be trusted to hold/watch your drink: toothy, handy, petunia, sniffles, mime, flippy, splendont

can't be trusted because they'll spill it: nutty, flaky

can't be trusted because they'll forget and set it down somewhere: cuddles, giggles, pop, mole, disco bear, russell, lammy, splendid

can't be trusted because they'll accidentally drink it themself: cuddles, nutty

can't be trusted because they'll intentionally drink it themself: lifty, shifty, fliqpy

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rank each tree friend by their taste in music

cuddles: very very much a pop punk guy. blink 182, sum 41, green day, you know the stuff. if it's got electric guitar in it, he probably likes it

giggles: mostly pop music, but she specifically makes it a point to primarily listen to women. hashtag girlboss

toothy: an odd mix of folk rock/pop and j-pop. also really into musicals

petunia: one of those people who "doesn't listen to music". she's learned everyone else's music taste, though, so when she has company she'll put on whatever her guests enjoy

handy: 1000% a dad rock enjoyer, i just know it.

nutty: breakcore, hyperpop, and j-pop, no question. stuff that's loud, fast, and harsh electronicy sounding.

sniffles: lo-fi and synthpop. quieter, slower, and spacier sounding electronic music.

pop: had a punk phase in high school, still has the old vinyls and occasionally pulls them out to do yard work to. other than that, he doesn't really have any strong preferences and will listen to whatever is on the radio

cub: at the age where he's still mostly listening to songs from cartoons and kids movies

flaky: puts on those "2 hours of music to relax to" youtube playlists and calls it a day

mole: lounge and jazz. this man is a frank sinatra enjoyer and you can't convince me otherwise

disco bear: .......disco 🪩

russell: people tend to assume he listens to sea shanties and he occasionally does, but he tends to lean towards the heavier and more metally versions of them

lifty: anything on the pop punk to punk rock spectrum. bands like get scared, set it off, my chemical romance. if you automatically think of warped tour when you think of the band, he probably likes it. his taste actually overlaps with cuddles a fair bit, but he leans towards the heavier end of it

shifty: can't stand lifty's music. surprisingly, he has a similar music taste to mole, with a lot of lounge and jazz. there's a reason him and lifty are always fighting for the damn aux cord

mime: electro swing

flippy: doesn't actually listen to a ton of music, but sometimes he'll put on classical music because "it's supposed to be relaxing, right?"

fliqpy: death metal/screamo enjoyer. he just likes to be loud

lammy: one of those people who "listens to everything"

splendid: classical music enjoyer, but only the most dramatic pieces. like the ones with cannons in them.

splendont: listens to the "emo trinity" and similar bands. if you'd hear it playing in a hot topic, you'll hear it playing from his ancient mp3 player

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rank all the guys’ dick sizes, mayhaps?

already done as part of another ask :3

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ranked on how close they would have to be to you to help you hide a body. bonus points for how, but not necessary!

would not help hide a body, period: petunia, splendid

would help hide a body for someone they loved, but no one else: giggles, toothy, handy, flaky, pop, disco bear, mime, flippy

would help hide a body for a close friend: cuddles, sniffles, mole, russell, lifty, shifty, splendont

would help hide a body for an acquaintance: lammy

would help hide a body for a stranger: nutty

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ranked on how they'd react to someone being so hopelessly in love with them they lock up in their presence?

immediately knows what's going on and thinks it's cute: giggles, mole, splendid

immediately knows what's going on but doesn't really get why: petunia, handy, sniffles, russell, pop, flippy

doesn't know what's going on and somehow comes to the conclusion that the person hates them now: toothy, flaky, mime, lammy

doesn't know what's going on and assumes they have beef: lifty, shifty, splendont

doesn't even notice: cuddles, nutty, disco bear

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Hey I love how you redact the rankings and the way you present the characters feels like real spot on like that's real good the way u portrait them through the ranks of different things and u always couple well even with the weirdest asks for weird ahh rankings and like that's real cool keep it up but also try to stay in a normal amount of active that works for u, and I hope only health comes your way along happiness and comfortability

🥺 this is so sweet??? it's always so nice to know people like what i do, and i'm happy to know my characterizations of the little critters feels authentic to people. sometimes i wonder, especially when i throw some of my more niche/obscure headcanons into the ring, so i love hearing that they don't feel super off base when i really do put a lot of thought into them.

i do try and tackle as many of the asks as i can regardless of subject matter, cause at the end of the day, someone's on the other side of that ask and wanted to know my thoughts, even if the topic is a bit oddball and i don't always get it.

i'm doing my best to find a balance between being active here and not stretching myself thin with too many projects and commitments, but it can be difficult to not lean too far in one direction or another, so i appreciate the concern on that as well

this was a really nice ask and you're a kind person, much love 🫶

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inbox is empty 🎉!

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htfs and how they play / what their favorite thing to do in animal crossing is! either or works, i qas just struggling to word things in my mind. ive been holding onto this one for a loooong while lol

beautifully decorated island, perfect rows of flowers and trees, probably has a cutesy theme: giggles, petunia, flippy

wanted to have a pretty island but couldn't commit well enough to pull it off: toothy, flaky

obsessive furniture collector: lifty

"congrats on the ethnostate!": splendid, lammy

100% profit motivated, should probably be playing stardew instead: sniffles, shifty

making villager jails: cuddles, handy

doing weird bullshit side projects that freak everyone out: nutty, lifty again

spends 90% of their time fishing: russell

doesn't really understand the game: pop, mole

just plays for the clothes: disco bear

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Htfs ranked on how well they can balance a rock on their head?

immediately drops it on accident: cuddles, nutty,

immediately drops it on purpose: handy, disco bear, lifty, shifty, splendont

could keep it there if they hold still: giggles, toothy, sniffles, pop, mole, flaky, splendid, lammy

could go about their day with a rock on their head if they wanted: petunia, russell, mime, flippy

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Htf characters playing uno

treats it like theres money on the line: giggles, cuddles, splendid

starts trying to strategize with other players to keep one person from winning: petunia, sniffles

starts a physical fight: nutty, handy, lifty, shifty, splendont

25+ cards in their hand: pop, disco bear, lammy

just wanted to play a fun card game with their friends: toothy, flaky, mime, flippy

not playing, but enjoying the chaos: mole, russell

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htf characters ranked by how they would act like while drunk?

asleep in the corner: pop, flaky, mole

dancing to white girl music: sniffles, shifty, mime, disco bear, flippy

at the karaoke machine: toothy, petunia, lifty

loud and obnoxious: cuddles, nutty, russell, splendid

gets in a fight: handy, splendont, fliqpy

crying: giggles, mime, lammy

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htf characters ranked by what they would do at ikea

gets lost in the aisles: flaky, lammy, pop, mole

taking selfies in the lighting aisle: giggles, disco bear

gets kicked out for riding one of the flatbed carts like a skateboard: cuddles

stealing paint samples: lifty, shifty

only there for the meatballs: nutty, russell

only there for the stuffed animals: toothy, mime

actually there to buy furniture like a normal person: petunia, handy, sniffles, flippy, splendid, splendont

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what would be their reactions to some1 randomly asking for sex?

(yes i’ve had this happen)

into the boldness, goes with it: cuddles, nutty, disco bear, shifty

"sure, whatever": handy, lifty, splendont

a little weirded out, but goes along with it if they think the person's hot: giggles, toothy, sniffles, mime, flippy

offput by the bluntness, rejects them: petunia, pop, flaky, mole, splendid, lammy