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Sorry I couldn't be more help. I hope you find your bag soon, you really need that. I wouldn't want you walking around nude the whole time you're here. I'm Frankie, by the way.

Don’t worry about it, I’ll just try to find it.

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Thank you, bud but I'm too sure about that. I've been told I put off a vibe that scares people away. We'll see how it goes, maybe I'll get someone here. Your blonde looks great, really. Not many people look good with blonde streaks. Youre one of the lucky people that can rock anything. I'm kind of jealous, if I'm honest.

Nice to meet you as well, Frankie. I’m sure there’s guys that would love to date you, don’t worry. Good thing I’m still a little more than half brunette then.

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"I hate the cold with all of my being. I have lived in warm weather my entire life and I'd like to keep it that way. Hey Jordan, I'm Frankie"

"Okay,Colorado in the fall is cold as fuck  but I don’t mind it at all.Anyways I’m Jordan."

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Nice to meet you, Calum Hood. I am Frankie Jauregui, sister of Lauren Jaureugi, if you hadn't noticed. I am a professional vine quoter and penguin enthusiast. I've been single since '96 and it will probably stay like that for another twenty or so years. I don't believe in the whole 'blondes have more fun' idea. Brunnette do it better in my books.

Hi, I’m Calum Hood, a band member, turtle and superhero on occasion, who is also single, and experimenting with the whole, blondes have more fun idea.

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I'd love to help you, really. But I have no idea where the fuck your bag is. Sorry bud

Can you—I really hate to ask, but can you hand me my bag? I seem to have misplaced it.

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You're so kind. I expect my gift to be sitting on my doorstep by Monday morning.

You’re such a sweet pea. I’ll make sure to get you something as well, I don’t know what yet but I’ll get it.

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@leodicaprio: just got my first pet, a lil caterpillar #namedhimwalter

@frankiejauregui: @leodicaprio can I be the godmother??? #lovewalteralready

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They're probably just staring at your hot body. It's hard to keep your eyes off of you.

Kind of wish everyone would stop staring at me as I walk to work. The tattoos draw the attention, but still it’s pretty rude.

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I get paid to walk around and eat, what more could I ask for in life!

Free samples is a good enough reason to do it for.

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I'm doing okay, how are you?

How are you?

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You could totally pass as an innocent school girl if you're into roleplay.

Do I look like one is the real question here.

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I'll be sure to sneak some, just for you.

You should save me some.

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Guess who's going to be starting work at Cosco tomorrow.. The only upside to this job is all the free samples I will receive throughout the day.

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He seems to be a very scary guy. Although Lauren say's he's actually real fun and all, I'd still be terrified to sing in front of him. He seems to see something in my sister though, which I don't understand. Whatever he see's in her, he definitely won't see in me. I'm as talentless as a dead mouse.

Imagine if Simon Cowell was your dad and you were singing in the shower and he knocked on the door and said: “It’s a no for me”

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Hey, lovely!

Hello everyone! 

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You aren't a porn star, though.. correct?

Got stopped by some middle aged dude today so that he could compliment me on my videos, I didn’t know exactly what he meant until he said “Don’t tell my wife.” And then it dawned on me that he thought I was a porn star, good times my friends.

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Gabriella Cabello, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle and part time Frankie Fangirl. Right?

Screw introductions. I am terrible at them. It would be more fun for you to guess everything about me. I know at least one of you will come up with a background story that will amuse me. If not, I have lost faith in all of you already.