Uh,, call me Mango?? I'm non-binary and I doodle a l o t. You'll barely get any colourized things and I apologose too much,, sorry.
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I work at a gas station and sometimes I punch in numbers wrong and it’s too high and I get so terrified that I just liek.. pull money out of my wallet and put it in the register
#and then they come in and are like heres your money back#and I stare at them with this face of#ooOOOOOoOooOoOoHH BUDDY I GOT NEWS FOR Y O U
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I just mixed have a good one with happy halloween and it sounded like “havee--uhh..happyween”
I work at a 76 that gives out candy and a lil girl in an elsa costume came in with her probably over 6′ dad in a cam and when I said ‘Happy Halloween!’ the dad said “you too.”
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SOMEONE HAD THEIR CHILD ON ALEISH THATS THE FIRST TIME IVE SEEN THAT LMFAO-
I work at a 76 that gives out candy and a lil girl in an elsa costume came in with her probably over 6′ dad in a cam and when I said ‘Happy Halloween!’ the dad said “you too.”
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I work at a 76 that gives out candy and a lil girl in an elsa costume came in with her probably over 6′ dad in a cam and when I said ‘Happy Halloween!’ the dad said “you too.”
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anyone else remember being like 13 years old and watching that scene in how to train your dragon (2010) where hiccup carefully navigates the maze of lines toothless has drawn between them without breaking or stepping on any of them and with his back to toothless and eyes shut to demonstrate how he’s willing to put total faith in him not to harm him or run away and to show humility and a desire to establish a natural bond of mutual trust instead of the arrogance to try to force toothless to submit to his will and hearing the music crescendo and fade into silence as he finally crosses the last obstacle so that they’re standing mere inches from one another, tension built on years of bad blood between their two races, so immense it’s almost like a physical barrier, separating them, and after what feels like forever toothless presses his nose gently into hiccup’s outstretched palm and it fits perfectly like it was made solely for that specific purpose, and feeling all the hairs on your neck stand up and a stifling sensation that brought actual tears to your eyes rise in your throat as it touched something profound and full of unspeakable yearning inside you

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im like,, in a weird spot right now
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“I love my baby so much hAVE OU SEEN MY BABY? I love my baby look they’re cute in their little basket must show baby to the whole world”
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Very important video
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Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.
Bill Nye now:
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oh god i’m a person. oh christ
#you ever just sitting there#and you forget you're ACTUALLY LIVING???#Like I'm msitting there staring ahead in english and I look down and realize I have fucking HANDS#FLESHY MEATY HANDS#n other times you forget you have a life#u forget abt ur mom and dog#and then it just#BOOM#comes back to you#being sentient is hard
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“Today’s going to be a good day...”
so uh, I haven't posted art here in a bit,, and lots of shit’s changed. so,,,, here we go
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condemned/forbidden area or building: *is rumored to be haunted/a place where supernatural or otherwise unexplained events have occured*
me:
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