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me: (bringing a girl into my room) oh sorry thats my twisted effigy i scream at it when no one's around and sometimes i bet the shit out of it or set it on fire
the twisted effigy: y.. o u... d.. E s.. eeerv.. ed.. i .. T...
me: dude not now im about to get laid
the girl: what the fuck is that
me: ugh! i just told you! my effigy!
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martian mountain
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can they make fixing one's life into an ironic kink so the tumblr user base gets into it
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#flashbacks to ‘ewww who put this on’#mf it was sweet dream sweet cheeks that’s one of the hype los camp songs#yall would’ve loved it if you weren’t closed-minded#2022 tings
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why are dudes in fanfic always getting hit with freight train orgasms. why not an orient express orgasm, classy and romantic. where are the shinkansen train orgasms? his orgasm hit him like the TGV atlantique breaking the passenger rail speed record. like the shanghai maglev, his orgasm was a feat of engineering but something of a commercial disappointment.
#actually the funniest post ever#now i’m just trying to work out other rail-based ones#JR rail orgasm where you get apologised at profusely if it doesn’t come (pun not intended) on time#crosscountry orgasm where it’s just not fun and you wanna die#grand central orgasm where you can barely hear yourself think and oh my god the whole world is shaking#NS orgasm that promises to be nothing like a DB orgasm but surprise! delays!#amtrak orgasm where you get off (again pun not intended) in the middle of nowhere#london underground orgasm where sorry you actually can’t have one today we’re on strike#the list goes on#did you guys know i’m autistic
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Benjamin Franklin originally wanted the American bird to be the turkey but instead it turned out to be the bald eagle which is ironic because now bald Americans fly to Turkey to get their bald fixed which is crazy cuz turkey is a flightless bird
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Exploding in the kiln on purpose for attention
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Me: I'll take "Some Other Shit" for 800, Alex.
Alex trebek: when it comes to blowing vape smoke all over a baby, we still dont know the blank of its blank.
Me: What is, "ramifications, hazards" ?
Alex trebek: exactly right, "mf hoe". You still have control of the board
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got called by debt collectors and i answered "moshi moshi" and they hung up. literally checkmate
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