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Getting a new computer soon. Where’s that windows debloat guide people post every so often
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steve harvey: what's the worst thing a man can hear from his friend?
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contestant: demon sword technique, quickening of the soul?
steve harvey, face settling into a bitter smirk: it's been so long... but I could never forget. to do so would be to lose him all over again.
<board turns over to reveal the top answer, sound system playing only the cries of distant carrion crows and the low roar of winter>
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Me with @alexandraswriting
shoutout to the woman from my high school martial arts class who liked to get me in joint locks and then joke about how I was easy to catch. you cannot comprehend how psychosexually formative that was for me
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i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter
the result is this garbage
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hand knitted alice in wonderland sweater by rowena joe
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#i would say incorrect quotes… but is it? #thank YOU i’ve been running away from you #literally
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Like Someone in Love / ライク・サムワン・イン・ラブ (2012) dir. Abbas Kiarostami
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