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each year congress people should be required to go on a field trip where they each get dumped in the middle of a random u.s. town & handed a phone with google maps & forced to find their way back to washington solely through the use of local public transportation systems.

to be clear i don't think this would improve our political reality in any way, but it would be fun to watch

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Mario Lopez from spy kids was the first Latino

who up and latino

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ok we just laughed until our ribs got tired. Now what

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im readinge the book with mama

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When he said “you would not believe your eyes” he wasn’t joking

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I always thought “preferred name” was kinda odd with the obvious exception of medical forms and tax, insurance, employment forms since they need to find you in a database to confirm your identity which needs to match up with legal documentation.

But for casual, non tax/medical/employment/loan/finance/insurance related things it’s like……

Why would I even give you a name I don’t prefer? Like hi my name is Catherine but call me Katie please because literally no one on this planet calls me Catherine. Like I’m not gonna come out the cut with a government name I do not wish to be spoken for a non applicable situation lol

"preferred name" "preferred pronouns" um NO? there's my real name and my real pronouns. apparently you are using some fake evil version?

usually im in favor of evil versions of things but yikes that's rank you skank

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blows my mind that cheetahs are apex predators. that is the single most anxious creature I have ever seen. at any given moment a cheetah is exactly one stubbed paw away from bursting into tears. that is a sad dripping wet animal, and it's at the top of the local food chain? babygirl what happened

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me: “hey can you pretend this banana I found outside is a gun?” Gus: “it is a gun” me: “shit you’re a good actor”

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wait so you want me to jack off ALL of these trades😰

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waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted