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i love when flowers close in the evening like good night girl i love you sleep tight
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THINGS TO TAKE:
Your time
A nap
A walk
The compliment
Your energy where it’s valued
Deep breaths
Your power back
Your inner child by the hand
Nothing personally
A chance on yourself
It one day at a time
Up space
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life is just like you embarrass the shit out of yourself and then you die
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she fucked the grim reaper, she made a baby from scratch, she's a con artist and a scammer, she blew up the hindenburg, she sank the titanic, she served cunt, she's annoying and mean, she's traumatized, she's thee jolene, situationship so bad she's gaining custody of twins in the afterlife, she's even a lesbian!! agatha harkness most character of all time
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When you actually have to do the job you applied for after lying about how capable and great you are on your résumé

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what if you were GAY and your girlfriend was the personification of DEATH and then your SON died and she had to reap his SOUL or whatever because it was her JOB and then you never forgave her but she still LOVED you and then you projected your GRIEF onto a random teenager while battling through DEATH trials with PATTI LUPONE
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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.
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i don’t think people understand how much of life is grief. not just people dying, but losing the version of yourself you thought you’d become. grieving the city you had to leave. the friends you lost not in argument, but in silence. the summer that will never come back. the feeling that maybe you peaked at 12 when you were reading books under the covers and believing in forever
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love downloading a pdf to never read. just in case. like lol. you’re coming home with me
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Victor Frankenstein syndrome aka you spent nights over nights crying and bleeding over this work and now that it's finally done you're just like "nvm. it's trash" and go to bed
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it actually completely unironically pisses me off that there was times when i wasn't alive and there will be times when i'm not alive. i should have been there for everything
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friendship breakups are lowkey the worst thing ever cause what do you mean this person I used to share every single detail of my life with is just gone
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