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Just a random thing; one of my many favorite Futurama jokes is when they go to a planet that is obviously very Egyptian and the aliens even look like the gods themselves and someone is like ‘oh did you guys come to earth and build the pyramids?’ And the alien is like ‘nah-we went to earth and fell in love with the local architecture that we integrated it into our own. they actually taught us so much.’
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'yeag' is a typo to YOU but to me she conveys a feeling that 'yeah' does not
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divorce themed restaurant menu
dessert: CUSTARDy Battle
yeah that's all i've got so far sorry
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i think it’s funny when someone acts really angry about something you say online. could be whatever. and you check their profile and go. oh wait. you’re literally 14. nevermind. talking about this with you is like 100% useless. and they go “my age has nothing to do with this” like actually your age has everything to do with this. when you are 14 literally everything is influenced by how fucking 14 years old you are.
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i got this photo with gus from breaking bad and the conversation went like this
me: “hey can you pretend this banana I found outside is a gun?” him: “it is a gun” me: “shit you’re a good actor”
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I got another photo with Giancarlo Esposito and the conversation went like this
me: hey 10 years ago I got a photo of you pretending a banana was a gun, do you remember me?
Giancarlo: of course I remember you
me: shit you’re a good actor
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It's a canon thing that in Avernus, all food turn shitty so she had 10 years of terrible food. Now headcanon : the first time she shared a meal with the team, she tried very hard to not look like a weirdo crying over soup. Of course, she bawled like a baby. She probably did the same the first time she ate some cake.
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We need lefties with actual meaningfully progressive ideologies because y'all were way too fucking quiet about it when they restricted porn access in red states & now they're trying to extend it to the rest of the u.s & like, obvious implications for queer & especially trans & Especially tma people. And also, yknow, oppressing sexuality in itself is already a bad thing and this will just make it less safe for everyone, like how in-person sex work is treated, because making porn is sex work, and sex workers should have rights and stuff,
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