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last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

we got this

and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in
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My favorite jokes are about mispronouncing philosophers' names but I'm afraid it's a nietzsche subgenre
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Thirty-seven-year-old bank employee Brian Terlaine is apparently spending his entire adult life avoiding any activity or decision that might give him the smallest bit of satisfaction until both of his parents have died.
Despite the fact that he is a grown man capable of forming relationships, seeking a job, or wearing any article of clothing he chooses, Terlaine has apparently opted to postpone any such choices until his entirely healthy parents Tom, 68, and Barb, 64, are no longer alive to second-guess or disapprove of them.
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Lemon I will never forgive you for putting south park on my TL
more of because i genuinely enjoy this headcanon,,,
i love him 🫡❤️❤️

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I can't even begin to explain why adding kudos to each chapter on AO3 is a terrible idea, some of you never wrote a half assed 100 chapters fic on Wattpad that had 2 votes per chapter as opposed to a well thought of fic that had 20 people vote it, getting worse statistics than the one that more people love, and it shows
#AO3#just comment a heart dude. it's not that hard and it cheers the author up no matter how cryptic it is
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I might make a side blog just for the minecraft men I'm obsessing over with
For real watching 12 year old Grian vids what the hell is wrong with me
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Confession blogs full of things that are literally just normal Imma need y'all to go outside and let the sun grace your skin a little bit
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i do write for attention, actually, because that's a normal reason to create art
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Schedules, journaling and tracking makes me so frustrated because I always lose so much damn time. But if I don't do any of it it makes me rot in bed until I gather the guts to do something different so what now
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What a whole lot of women 😍😍😍😍
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I would make other sub blogs but ngl I don't update the ones from my "safe" account and rn I'm only obsessed with boondocks and naruto why bother lol
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I just complain and talk about myself here.
Redirectory:
The Boondocks sub-blog: @unsanitaryboondocks
MCYT (mainly Hermitcraft) sub-blog: @grinsane
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