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Thor: Bruce and I don’t have pet names for each other.

Loki: I see. Thor, what do bees make?

Thor: I have no idea.

Thor: Darling, what do bees make?

Bruce: It’s honey, dear.

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those deleted scenes are so funny bc it becomes so clear that bruce is taking every opportunity he can to touch thor’s chest/shoulders/biceps without any real reason other than the fact that he’s gay

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thor fighting thanos: i’ve got the power of lightning AND lesbians on my side

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BRUCE BANNER WEEK: Favorite Appearance 

While You Were Fighting (2016)

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WE LOVE A SUPPORTIVE BOYFRIEND

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superfamily 2.0

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we as a society didn’t appreciate this video enough

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i have an idea in my head where thor is just like. painfully incapable of being cissexist.

like some transphobic reporter asks him abt his sexuality and he’s “i have been attracted to many of your midgardian genders” and “what” and “my current paramor is genderqueer” “are they male or female” “they are neither of those two genders, that is what i have just said!” “oh well what were they born as“ “oh no, dear friend, u appear to be confusing genderqueer with genderfluid! the lady mystique assures me that these are two very different things, [extremely extended explanation]”

y/y

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Thor: Ragnarok + Ao3 tags

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tony: *breathes* strange: shut the fuck up

*AFTER 2 HOURS*

tony: *breathes* strange: i’LL SACRIFICE MYSELF FOR YOU DON’T YOU HARM YOURSELF I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I’LL PROTECT YOU AND OUR SON 

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Thor, bursting into the room: guys I think I like Bruce, what do I do?

Loki, painting his nails while sipping wine: honestly brother, just seduce him with your oversized muscles, that seems like something he’d be into

Valkyrie, braiding Loki’s hair and chugging straight from the bottle: suplex him. lovingly.

Bruce, painting Loki’s toenails: you could just tell me

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Thor and Bruce touching each other excessively in Thor: Ragnarok deleted scenes

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Thor Ragnarok Plot Line

*Thor and Odin are gone, and Loki is doing nothing to protect Asgard*

Hela:

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If I can bring happiness to people all around the world, then I will try my best to do so.

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My favorite part of Spider-Man Homecoming was the bit where Peter briefly impersonates Thor. He’s a British dude perfectly impersonating an American kid poorly impersonating a somewhat inconsistent British accent done by an Australian dude

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my kink is tom holland effortlessly switching to an american accent whenever anyone asks him about it in an interview

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