She/herSemi-professional bakerSometimes I write. Would describe the genre as “unhinged��
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All Eyes on the Sumoud Convoy
Eyes on the road people. Eyes on the thousands of people on their way to the Gaza border to break the siege.
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"God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead.
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day 1 at the communal puzzle club: i see a puzzle with a sign next to it that says "please help with our communal puzzle" and i say to myself "don't mind if I do" and did the whole thing
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When I crashed my car and broke my ankle last year I needed to ask work about our short term disability accommodations so I sent an email to our director of operations with the subject line “Injured. I am mostly ok”
I did wait until after anesthesia wore off after my surgery so there weren’t any spelling mistakes but yknow. Was very gen z about it
Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.
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Every single week I cycle through a different coffee shop in my town and ask the barista to make me their favorite drink in a medium. I have an entire spiel:
“All milk is fine, caffeinated and not caffinated i’m game, hot and iced both work, it can be coffee or tea or anything.”
It has yet to fail me. Every time I have tried a new drink I never would have thought to try and every one I’ve had has been amazing. The true delight I’ve seen in baristas faces pondering on what to make me and the joy they have when I like the drink always makes my day and I hope it makes theirs too. It’s the little things of kindness that can make someone’s day and I feel that it helps the world be kinder. Highly recommend doing this yourselves.
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reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city
#fettuccine Alfredo dosa#there was a place that sold it but closed down#it was so gooood#I miss the fettuccine Alfredo dosa
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Your honor you don’t understand I love her

She’s a comedian 😭
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HI DOES ANYONE KNOW WTF VANESSA MEANT BY AGENT NADEEM BEING THE REASON FISK WAS ACQUITTED. DID WE WATCH THE SAME SHOW. DO I NOT KNOW WHAT ACQUITTED MEANS. HELP.
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Here’s another example like bruv they clearly stated they’d be taking the jam OUT of the printer
never forget the universal rule of the order of things: People Will Not Read It
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Read frog and toad as a child
Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO
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Matt Murdock in DDBA
You know, when I see fictional characters who repress all their emotions, they're usually aloof and very blunt about keeping people at a distance, sometimes to an edgy degree—but what I don't see nearly enough are the emotionally repressed characters who are just…mellow.
Think about it. In real life, the person that's bottling up all their emotions is not the one that's brooding in the corner and snaps at you for trying to befriend them. More often than not, it's that friendly person in your circle who makes easy conversation with you, laughs with you, and listens and gives advice whenever you're upset. But you never see them upset, in fact they seem to have endless patience for you and everything around them—and so you call them their friend, you trust them. And only after months of telling them all your secrets do you realize…
…they've never actually told you anything about themselves.
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Heather: Are vigilantes their true selves, or do they just want to be violent and powerful?
Matt *longing for violence*: Who knows.
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Liquid barium
what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why
#had to do a barium swallow for medical purposes#could not even get it down for them to do the analysis lmao
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THEY FINALLY LET HIM SAY FUCK
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I LOVE DR PEPPER AND I AM BISEXUAL
I’m convinced everyone knows at least one insane Dr Pepper guy, people who only drink Dr Pepper have some kind of dark presence, a strange aura they bring to the room. Idk if it’s the bisexuality or what.
#though I’m currently boycotting Coca Cola for Palestine#I do drink it if it is free and I’m not giving them money
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“That sequence, by the way, where he’s doing the rotating thing with the star on the chain? … They taught Charlie how to do it, and Charlie does it, and it’s amazing, ‘cause it’s like- He got rope burns on his arm from doing it over and over again, so we could get it flying towards the lens that way.”
-director Jeffrey Nachmanoff, about the end of DD:BA episode 4 (x)
#this.#THIS#is what I love to see#Charlie cox is an icon#he’s a star#daredevil#daredevil born again#ddba spoilers#daredevil born again spoilers#charlie cox
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“If I had a dick I would stack donuts on it” well donut holes exist and you have a pussy so………?Get to filling
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