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okay coca-cola, who says they have to be a different person, huh?? unless that's why they put them so close on the box... yeah I'd love to share a cock coke with my sis-partner
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“i just see you as a sister.”
me getting visibly hornier: d- do you mean it?
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big sisters were made to be annoyed until they grab you by the shirt and hate fuck you for hours
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my gender is weird. im afab transmasc. but im your older sister. and i have a dick. but i use she/her pronouns. but im a good boy. but i have tits. but im getting you pregnant. but im your girlfriend. but i use he/him pronouns. do you see the vision?
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my gender is weird. im afab transmasc. but im your older sister. and i have a dick. but i use she/her pronouns. but im a good boy. but i have tits. but im getting you pregnant. but im your girlfriend. but i use he/him pronouns. do you see the vision?
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so like i guess a "proshipper" is someone who is really good at travelling at sea. and an "antishipper" is someone who thinks trains are better
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take her pretty transgender penis inside your foreskin <3
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You guys think I'm joking about the experimentation kink, but I think if I ever found out that a partner WAS taking notes on me and what I liked somewhere- I would pass out from how horny that would make me
Oh- you have spreadsheets on my preferences like a fucking weirdo? My dude, this is exactly my brand of freak, our autistic asses shall be married in the morning
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Speaking as a disabled person, it really rubs me the wrong way when people focus on an animal's "purpose," whether that's domesticated animals such as dogs and cows, or wild animals such as mosquitoes and wasps. Nothing needs a reason to exist. You don't have to be useful for your life to matter.
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I think if a girl licked my neck I'd start begging without even knowing what I'm begging for
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girl penis,,,, girl touching her penis and making herself feel so good,,,,
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"We need to have a talk."
"Is this about grades? You know I'm still not planning on college."
"No, it's not that. It's... a delicate matter."
"What's going on?"
"I don't know if you've noticed, but your sister has feelings for you."
"Wait, what? What do you mean?"
"She's in love with you, and from what I can tell, it's more than just a crush."
"You're joking, right? You really shouldn't j—"
"It wouldn't be a very funny joke, would it?"
"Are you sure you're not misreading things? It could be anything."
"She's been losing sleep, and she's barely eating. Her grades have been dropping, and you know she's a good student. I asked her what was wrong, and... she told me everything."
"What's everything?"
"I'll leave that for her. It's not my place to meddle, and I wouldn't have betrayed her confidence if I didn't think it was important."
"That's... Is she okay? I noticed she seemed quiet lately, but I thought that was just because I wasn't around..."
"We're going out to eat later tonight, her choice, and I'm writing her a note to bring to school so she can have a couple of days off to rest. It might not be fair, but I need to ask a favor of you."
"Yeah, of course. Anything, if it helps her."
"It's not my place to dictate how you two feel about one another. If you reciprocate her feelings and you two decide to act on them, I'm happy to support you. If you don't, I can help make sure that she's keeping healthy boundaries."
But first, I need you to promise that you'll spend time with her. She needs you right now, and I don't think there's anyone that can fill your place for her. Second... Please don't break her heart. Her feelings for you are serious, and you need to take that into consideration."
"I wouldn't. I would never hurt her."
"Good. And one more thing: Being young and not having relationship experience can make things difficult, even moreso when there's a stigma like this. I know it might feel weird, but you can always come to me if you need help."
"Wait, as in...?"
"You're going to need relationship advice sooner or later, and I'll do my best to help you two."
"You're acting like it's a given that we're getting together."
"I've done your laundry for the past 17 years. There's only so many times I can find your sister's panties in your hamper before it stops being a coincidence. You're lucky that I didn't say anything when I replaced the ones you stained."
"Mom!"
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