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I voted "still hasn't come out yet" but tag me in an updated poll where I can vote "Winners of Evolution: Born Without Wisdom Teeth"
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I pirate shit even if I like the creator. Sorry. I’m evil.
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when youre 14 you read those posts that are like “nobody who is 14 is cool” and you go sure but I’M cool. and then later you grow up and find out that you were not cool. nobody was cool when they were 14. btw this cycle will repeat forever
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Losing my mind over this post on r/NoStupidQuestions
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you can suck the sperm out like a snake bite to prevent pregnancy
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this is my orange girl:3

*I truly believe all cats are created equal but I think we all have a subconscious bias towards our favorite cat color.
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fuck dude im sorry my horse broke down i cant make.it to the feast
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