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my queen Marika cosplay from colossalcon this year!!!!

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i think it's ok to play fighting games to cum. there are worse reasons to do something

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I think it's really cool and awesome when women are gross perverts

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Absolutely deranged that it's normal in our world to be this densely packed with advertising. We deserve better.

every ad is a personal insult to everyone who sees it and i’m not kidding

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the way the internet facilitates a sort of memetic decay of phrases related to sexual attraction to slowly, inexorably point towards the same conventionally attractive people in their 20s instead of the original meanings is so disgusting to me

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Lent begins today, what are you sacrificing for me?

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Dark Sun Pengwyndolin

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I have proof that ds2 isn’t the worst souls game

My proof: The ds3 Jailers exist.

Okay, dark souls 3 jailers introduce a fun environmental challenge that demands clever play from you? They scarcely can kill you on their own as their attacks are slow and unwieldy, however their special effect that reduces your maximum health makes you vulnerable to other threats. Things that would normally not even be a consideration for you like rats or flimsy hollows are now threats that you have to deal with.

If you're bad at the game, over relied on shields and tanking damage, this level will be a nightmare for you, but if you DO know your way around the combat, this is one of the easiest levels in the game due to the fact that almost none of the enemies can actually kill you. The jailers are a fantastic, creatively made enemy that made that otherwise unremarkable level pretty memorable with a cool gimmick.

Not to mention how the usage of jailer sightlines makes that level a fantastic invasion spot as the Invader now has an advantage that they can utilise if they're smart.

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You come to my house, we enjoy a drink and start undressing, everything's going great, then you look over my shoulder and see the Dark Sign on my back. It's surrounded by a ring of fire and you see the black humanity seeping through. I will live to see civilisations fall and rise, thousands of cycles repeating in a downward spiral towards the end of the world. Would you still let me give you head or what

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The thing about the gorilla vs 100 men debate is that we have to give the gorilla SO MANY advantages before it gets a CHANCE at defeating 100 people. We have to take away everything that humans know about how to hunt large animals.

For a gorilla to have a chance it would have to fight 100 untrained average men in an open field with cold empty ground and very little prep time. That's just not how humans hunt.

The moment you introduce ANY force multiplier the gorilla is cooked.

Humans get prep time? Great we dig a large hole, trap the gorilla in there and throw rocks at it until it dies. And genuinely we do not even need that much effort to convince 100 men to dig a hole that's all they wanna do.

Humans are in a jungle instead of an open field? Dude the gorilla is dead with no casualties. We get access to rocks and sticks and cover, and some really clever humans can make bows and fire and holy fuck WE are SO GOATED. WE HUNTED MAMMOTHS INTO EXTINCTION WITH LESS.

For the gorilla to win you need to put 100 untrained uncooperative men into an open field with frozen over/wet ground, limited preparation time. And it would STILL BE CLOSE. 100 guys is a lot of guys. It will run out of energy before we run out of dudes. Gorillas don't have hard shells, their organs are squishy, their eyes are vulnerable.

There is a reason why we're at the top of the fucking food chain!!!

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Plans for today:

1. Sing a song

2. Right a wrong

3. Count to 21

4. Feed the pelicans

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I was so happy to start cutting that absolutely ignored which side is right. Well, I have two Malenias. Anyway it is exciting to use my dominant hand again.

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“Miquella awaits his promised consort”

Shout out to Elden Ring

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