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Tell the truth.

Why are y'all single?

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He's like catnip to serial killers.

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He's not my enemy. He is my homoerotic rival and if anybody but me ever tries to hurt him I will promptly kill them.

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Hannibal could of actually gotten away with it all if he wasn't so horny about that waterlogged whore

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must representation be “good”? is it not enough to watch two men destroy each other's lives

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"Romance or the End" by Elaine Kahn x Hannibal Lecter

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Tropes in The Parent Trap (1998)

@pscentral even 13 : tropes

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i feel so deranged

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Autistic gays, come get y’all’s juice

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put in the tags:

your first concert

your last concert

your next concert

your favourite concert

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If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram "Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay." It would be at her doorstep in two hours.

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scam texts aren't even trying any more. i have to pay my taxes? at latina fiesta dot co???

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I cant understand people who are like “why is everyone in aziraphale’s neighbourhood gay” like my brother in christ he lives in soho

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i hate nerves and anxiety. oh nooo i am scared of acting like a weird bitch to remedy this i will act like a weird bitch

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I can’t really post it as a poll bc it’s more of an Essay Question, but I’m curious:

What was the first queer fictional character you can remember seeing or reading about? If you can’t remember the first, then just think back as far as you can. For me I think it was Captain Jack Harkness.

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