hugo-but-hes-slenderman

[hugo-but-hes-slenderman]

Just remember: Tall buff Varian does not exist, he can't harm you.

he's in your walls right now he's even sending me your ip address as we speak

[hugo-but-hes-slenderman]

How do you know my ip address

it was written on a weird little note in the forest. there's no one else here but hopefully ill be out soon

[hugo-but-hes-slenderman]

HEL. HELOYM. SOTHER. EMMANVEL. SABAOTH. AGLA. TETRAGRAMMATON. AGYROS. OTHEOS. ISCHYROS. ATHANATOS. IEHOVA. VA. ADONAL. SADY. HOMOVSION. MESSIAS. ESCHEREHEYE.

azarath metrion zinthos

[hugo-but-hes-slenderman]

this is genuinely so fucking funny i dont think yall understand how hard i am laughing rn

[hugo-but-hes-slenderman]

I said it here too— dude anon GO TOUCH SOME GRASS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TAKE AN INTERNET DETOX

losing it

[hugo-but-hes-slenderman]

im pretty sure this blog is the stupidest thing i have ever done

[hugo-but-hes-slenderman]

the only solution to the tall short debate

do you think hugo and slenderman explore eachothers bodies

[hugo-but-hes-slenderman]

the only right answer is yes btw

do you think hugo and slenderman explore eachothers bodies

[hugo-but-hes-slenderman]

do you think hugo and slenderman explore eachothers bodies

[hugo-but-hes-slenderman]

petition for the tangled anon to sned me another silly goose message

[hugo-but-hes-slenderman]

i refuse to answer them until i come up with the silliest jokes im not going to llie guys "heil hitler" is pretty rough for joke material

[hugo-but-hes-slenderman]

this is not a joke btw there are several "heil hitler" messages in my inbox and theyre not even spelled right

[hugo-but-hes-slenderman]

i just need everyone to know the anon sent me heil hitler mixed with 30 uwus and a *glomps you* at the end and i dont know how to feel about this

[hugo-but-hes-slenderman]

NO WAY THE ANON CANT EVEN HEIL HITLER RIGHT

[hugo-but-hes-slenderman]

i, tumblr user ash, (on my second joke sex blog) hate mayonnaise. terrible sauce. 0/10 stars.

[hugo-but-hes-slenderman]

Varian is a God with the body of a God and a Harem consisting of ME, Hugo, Nuru, Cass, Rapunzel, Eugene, Andrew, Lady Caine, Dipper, Mabel, Gideon, Danny Fenton, Adrien, Hiccup and so, so many more.

what the fuck is going on in austria

[hugo-but-hes-slenderman]

Sure Ash