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someone pointed out how hedgehogs mate going circles like this after Sonic mentioned he can “run laps” around Shadow in the takeover…..yeah
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well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object
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The people who ran the official anime twitter were major trolls. Remember the wonderful scene in episode 23 where Edgeworth serves Phoenix tea in his office? This is what they tweeted:
なるほどくんに熱い… . .紅茶をそそぐ御剣。 彼のやさしさと温か���が、身に 染みます 。
Mitsurugi pours Naruhodo-kun hot….tea. His kindness and warmth are deeply touching.
Okay, but what’s with the “…..”? Turns out they’re being a bit cheeky.
紅茶を注ぐ means “to pour tea.” (I’m using the kanji here, but it’s written phonetically in the tweet.) If you substitute 愛情 (love/affection) in for tea, it turns into an idiom meaning “to dote on” or “to shower with affection.” When describing a physical thing like tea, 熱い simply means “hot.” When used to describe an emotion, it means “fervent/ardent/passionate.”
Ergo,
熱い紅茶を注ぐ = to pour hot tea
熱い愛情を注ぐ = to shower with ardent affection
Here’s the tweet in question, for posterity.
I see you back there, dirty-minded person. Yes, it does sound downright lewd when translated literally. Judging by the reactions I saw among Japanese users, it’s not just you. Behold, the rare triple entendre.
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i drew u seddie at 5 am cause i couldnt sleep and i havet drwn u seddie in a long time
JUMPS UP AND DOWN I LOVE YOU SEAGULLS CHAN THANK YOU SO MUCH <3
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I found my new favorite picture of Miles Edgeworth.
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Most people are born with three names tattooed on their wrist: Their true love, their biggest enemy, and their greatest ally. You only have one name.
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Shout out to the ten year old who just got diagnosed. Shout out to the housebound fourteen year old. Shout out to the eighteen year old who can’t go to the university they wanted. Shout out to the twenty two year old who can’t get a job. Shout out to the twenty six year old with a caretaker. Shout out to the thirty year old who can’t buy their own house.
Shout out to young disabled people. We exist.
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ok look literally ace attorney is not about laws. it's about people. it's about maya and phoenix taking pearl to the circus. it's about maya and pearl repairing the sacred urn together, being friends and putting their fractured family back together despite morgan's hatred for maya. it's about phoenix rushing to check on miles after an earthquake, and it's about franziska ordering miles to go outside and get some rest after he passes out from said earthquake. it's about miles working up the courage to go down to the precinct and give gumshoe a happy new year whoop even though he feels terribly silly doing it. it's about simon throwing his life away and accepting the death sentence to save little athena, and it's about athena training so hard her whole life to overcome her fears and become a lawyer all to save simon from a wrongful execution. it's about phoenix becoming an attorney just to see what's become of the man who was so kind to him in grade school years ago. it's about loser larry painstakingly building a special clock for his girlfriend. it's about apollo asking phoenix to prove the possibility of an alternative escape route so that he can stop doubting athena. it's about phoenix, apollo, and athena cheering starbuck on during the hat-3 launch. it's about miles helping phoenix get his attorney's badge back because he loves him so much. it's about franziska crying while saying goodbye to miles and aura crying when simon finally thanks her and athena finally letting herself cry after everything she's been through. it's about adrian and vera and jinxie finally smiling openly at the ends of their cases. it's about franziska lying to an entire court so miles can play defense attorney for a day. it's about penny nichols exchanging letters and pink princess trading cards with maya and klavier sending apollo and trucy discount vip tickets to his concert. it's about the way phoenix immediately knew he had to take in little trucy enigmar and be the best father he could be to her. i could go on and on. ace attorney is about human connection and the importance of trust.
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