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Would anyone like a hug?

Like a hug? No, need a hug? Yes

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OKAY IM FINALLY DRAWING THE ASKS, I AM SO SORRY FOR THE DELAY YOUR ASKS ARE BEING DRAWN

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HAPPY BELATED HOLIDAYS FOLKS, super sorry this blog has been inactive We were busy with the holidays, and I've been playing stardew valley for a week and a half straight, but your asks are being drawn today and should be posted sometime this week depending if I stick to my sketching or if I color. Thank you for understanding and sending in asks, feel free to send in more asks thank you! Have a great day!

Edit: I unfortunately have caught strep throat and forgot to post anything so that's delayed until I can get my stuff together

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Ages and Lil' facts about this blog's Au and it's characters.

Puppets:

Yellow

He's somewhere between 14 to 16 in this au (I know some people dislike having him be a child or in this case a teen but there's a reason for this.)

He may or may not have mild autism (?)

His eyes are a dark green but turn to a neon lime-ish color when his batteries are changed.

He can't exactly remember his death, all he remembers are smells, brief moments and someone yelling for him to get out of the way.

He likes drawing and sometimes paints with Paige (Sketchbook) although he avoids the color green.

He's not allowed to use the stove after he and Paige nearly set the kitchen on fire.

He's allowed to help out though.

He sees Red as a father figure while he sees Duck as more of a uncle, dad and grandpa mashup abomination.

He's well-liked by most of the teachers.

His room is painted dark green and he has those glow in the dark stars glued to his ceiling.

Red

Somewhere between 25-27 in this au.

He cut his hair once and it grew back within 24 hours.

Yellow gifted him a apron that says 'Don't make me poison you' in cursive letters, he was mildly concerned about it but he wears it every time he cooks.

The main dad of the group

Red likes puzzles.

Since I'm pretty sure he's naked all the time in Canon, in this au he wears red hoodies and sweatpants if he isn't in denim or something else.

See's Yellow as a son and a little brother combo and sees Duck as a housemate (but later on as his best friend)

All he remembers about his death is that he drowned and that he was on a family trip.

His room is painted a grayish blue.

Duck

27 - 31 in the au.

He used to be a Staff Sergeant in the air force before his death.

He collects magnets.

He prefers not to cook and leaves that up to Red and the teachers.

Sees Red as his best friend and his opinion on Yellow changes.

He unironically has some cannibalistic tendencies.

He has little to no memory of his death.

His room is forest green and he has a bunch of military themed things in his room.

Simon (Written and created by @neemsstuff aka my beloved best friend!)

Dude died via cult sacrifice (Not the love cult)

He's like a cat, he gives the people he likes dead stuff.

His favorite color is purple.

He’s sensitive to people bringing up his disabilities, often becoming irritated or just dismissive.

He is territorial towards his close friends and “family”, not allowing strangers to even come near them.

He is autistic and has a lot of cat related vocal stims, especially purring and meowing at people :3

He is the only puppet to know his name.

Teachers:

He also has a problem with trying to eat everything and some of the teachers.

He met Lesley once while he was going to make coffee and she was stealing coffee in the middle of the night, he's terrified of her.

Sketchbook/Notebook (Paige)

Her bedroom is splattered in different paint colors she regularly draws on her walls.

She has a humanoid form and a puppet form, why you ask? Because I can draw it.

She doesn't have much control over what she does in her song other then the lyrics and being creative.

Her favorite one of the trio is yellow she thinks he has artistic talent.

Gets along well with almost all of her fellow teachers.

Unlike most of the others her death was a slow and mostly painless death by carbon monoxide poisoning in her home along with her S/o.

She remembers bits and pieces of her death and life, the teachers remember a bit more then the puppets.

Tony the talking Clock

His room is filled with clocks and other steampunk themed things.

Like Paige he too has a human and a puppet form, he hates both of them.

He had more control in his song minus the whole rotting the trio thing.

He has a questionable amount of bowties.

He gets along with most of the other teachers.

He remembers the day of his death in full detail.

He died of carbon monoxide poisoning in his home with his S/O (not so subtlety hinting).

Colin the computer

He hates freelancers.

He enjoys helping in the kitchen.

He will murder you if you like NFTS.

He died via electrical shock.

He has zero memory of dying.

He has a humanoid form, he looks like a nerd.

He just chills out on the desk and his room is in his digital world, it's very glitchy.

Him and Electracy are have sibling vibes.

He likes to pull pranks on literally everyone no one is spared, he is scared of Tony though and Duck, Duck bites.

Electracy

She sleeps in the electoral box.

She died by getting electrocuted while on the job.

She also has zero memory of dying.

Her and Colin died on the same day in different places.

She likes playing Pokemon.

She likes roller skating.

She like the others have a humanoid form less nerdy then Colin.

She does NOT LIKE COOKINg.

Ti (My oc!)

Her full name is Ativan but she prefers being called Ti.

If you refuse to sleep she will go feral and hold a pillow over your face until you pass out.

Her hat is basically her hair, she can cut it and it grows.

She vaguely remembers her death.

She doesn't really understand that she's dead, she just remembers being taller.

She has a whole cabinet of whatever dead stuff Simon gives her, it smells terrible.

She used to be a sleep therapist before she died.

She died from exhaustion, like she dropped dead.

She uses Simon as transportation.

SHE HATES SHRIGNOLD.

She rarely sleeps so she makes sure her 'friends' get the sleep she can't.

Shrignold

He and his cult live right behind the house.

He tries to set everyone up in a romantic setting.

Is he dead? Did he die, is his cult dead? Mass cult suicide?

He avoids Simon like the plague after he nearly bit off his wing.

He still tries to get yellow to join his cult, Red smacks him with a broom every time he comes near him while duck starts yelling about disrespect and Simon just tries to CHOMP down on his wings.

He stole a key so now he can enter the house whenever he can.

He's homophobic but everyone likes him better then Warren.

He recruited Warren into his cult.

Everyone tolerates him and prefers the homophobic cult leader to Warren.

Unemployed Brendon

He published a novel.

He writes murder mystery, mystery, thriller and romance novels!

He died young.

He accidentally overdosed.

He's the older one!

He likes to draw with Yellow.

He has a bear shaped kids plate.

Briefcase

He's the unemployed one but he doesn't know that.

He died on his first day to work.

Also died tragically young but not as young as his brother.

Him and his brother know their dead but don't mention it.

I project my siblings issues into them

Him and his brother have sibling bonding days where they watch movies.

Roy and Lesley

They're married.

Sometimes happily sometimes not.

Roy does drugs like a lot of them.

The drugs don't work neither does the alcohol.

Are they both dead (?)

Sometimes they're affectionate to Yellow.

And the rest of the time they're not.

Lesley is more affectionate then Roy.

Roy knows that's not fully his son.

his son is dead

Lesley worked on children cartoons while Roy was a free lancer.

Red and Duck DO NOT LIKE ROY they don't know about Lesley.

Roy does not like Simon, Simon likes him though.

He has kicked Simon, Lesley thinks their 'friendship' is hilarious.

Lesley makes stuffed toys in her spare time.

Roy burned down the old house not because of the dead bird or yellow it was to get them into THAT house.

Lesley and Roy live in the upper rooms, they have a kitchen, bathroom and the like.

Roy likes roast beef.

Bonus facts:

Lesley likes tea and coffee.

Lesley likes to steal coffee at midnight when the teachers and puppets are asleep.

They all live in the same house.

Are they in purgatory?

Please send asks this blog thrives on em'

Mostly everyone is platonic, there are a few romantic pairings.

Found family.

Yellow's name is David I don't care if that's not technically confirmed it's his name here.

The group from the jobs episode is also dead, I wonder if they'll appear here?

Warren slander if on the rare occasion someone asks for him, he will be bullied by me making the other characters bully him, I do not like him.

Alrighty thank you for reading!

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Need any batteries, Yellow?

Guess who got a replacement tip for her pen and can draw again! anyways sorry for whatever happened to duck to make him look possessed!

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SUP FOLKS!

sorry for the lack of activity here my pen tip broke and I can't draw unless it's traditional or on my phone so until my new tips come in your asks are on hold, sorry!

Update! My tip comes in on Sunday so please send asks so I can draw em' this blog runs on asks and whatever my brain can puke out

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Geez, what does Roy have against you three?! Sorry about your old house, I hope the insurance was able to cover it!

My wrist is all better now woo!

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HELLO!!! Can I give the main 3 a hug? (As well as my little orange man 👹)

Okay so this was asked by my best friend on anon mode, if anons ask for or ask to hug someone they won't be drawn like this. also, the lineart kept coming out weird sketch form it is.

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Ready for another Creativity lesson, Paige? You could learn from last time so things don’t go haywire this time!

translation for the last part because my handwriting looks like a third grader's.

Paige: Not to be rude but I am never going to be creative with those three again, Maybe a solo lesson with Yellow but not the other two,

(I wanted to add her saying that Yellow has creative talent or something but ended up scrapping it)

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Does the house have an upstairs floor?

I wonder why that room is locked?

Don't mind the artsyle changes I'm still figuring out how I'm drawin' everyone.

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How do you two feel about each other, Red and Duck?

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What made the three of you want to move?

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Know anyone named David?

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Alright so I was gonna draw the whole thing but I didn't feel like it so I'm putting my fanfic skills to use, this reads kinda like a script that is purposeful and this is not the script I originally wrote, The orange guy (Simon) is an oc that belongs to @deadarsonist (aka my best friend and kinda co-owner of this blog?) And Ti (the pillow) belongs to me, anyways enjoy reading!

The trio stepped out of the car to look at their new house, before long they began moving their things in, Duck rambled about where to put his shredder and needing to check everything with his clipboard, Red remains blank about everything while Yellow smiled happy to finally have his own room, an orange guy named Simon trailing behind with a box under his arm as his crouches crunched against the gravel on the ground.

Red sets up a blue clock with a face painted onto it, he got it as a birthday gift a few years back from a former colleague, while Duck struggled to set up the computer, grumbling about how it was disrespecting him by not turning on meanwhile Yellow joyfully got out his crayons and a brand-new sketchbook he had gotten and sat it on the kitchen table to doodle, and finally, our orange guy who's name is Simon sets up his bed tossing a lavender colored pillow onto his bed before going down to the kitchen to grab a snack.

The trio sits down for lunch as Simon disappears into the kitchen being chosen to be the group's chef of the day, the trio waits in silence until the sketchbook pops up, sprouting arms and legs as she asks everyone what their favorite idea is, within seconds they spell out their favorite colors in sticks, see shapes in the clouds, Yellow's clown gets inked before getting creative and rolling a heart in glitter, cutting into a gut filled cake before orange eats it, spelling out death in ink (?), A minute passes before a voice pops pop with a

"Let's all agree to never be creative again."

The sketchbook blinks as the trio stares at each other in pure shock, Simon nowhere to be seen, "Sorry about your clown, it was well drawn.." She says seemingly remorseful before hopping off the table and disappearing into the other room, the trio look at each other.

"Let's not talk about this again."

"You you rolled a heart in glitter."

"Hush."

Red and yellow speak breaking the silence as Duck remains silent staring at the two.

The trio sat in infront of their newly set up tv waiting for their show to begin as they chatter about not having enough time until their show,

The Clock hops off the wall, sprouting arms and legs like the sketchbook as he begins talking about time, his song flashes by within minutes, their eyes now wide as they had just gone through history, aged and de-aged, the Clock stared at his hands for a moment confused before giving a brief apology and wandering into the kitchen passing by Simon carrying a comically large bowl of popcorn as he sits down in his seat not minding his traumatized housemates, eyes immediately on the tv as their show begins to play.

The group of four are scattered about on a picnic blanket, Red and Duck chatter about how much of a lovely day it is while Simon stares at the basket as Duck opens it to reveal raw chicken, he kills a flying bee causing Yellow to let out a wailing cry and run off leaving the three.

Yellow sits on a tree, and encounter's a questionable alien-looking butterfly who immediately starts gaslighting him, and drags him off to meet his cult while singing about love, Red and Duck point out their friend floating away before deciding to eat the chicken first,

the orange puppet already devouring his share of chicken before wandering off and wandering into the cult.

He looks around as the cult vaguely reminds him of something he can't recall, he steps in right before the weird-colored butterfly can drop the large ring on Yellow and assumingly marry him to the pink-haired gal and have him join the cult, the orange guy bit the butterfly's wing causing it to attempt to wrangle him off by flapping his wings as the cult members attempted to help, Yellow ran off meeting up with the other two, leaving the cult and his friend (?) Behind.

The group sat around a table playing a board game, within a few seconds of wondering something they all immediately stared at a globe behind them waiting for it to come alive only for when it finally came alive the computer behind them began singing before spawning arms and legs, his voice glitching (?) as he sang before long the screen glitched before everyone appeared online, Yellow was fixated on pie charts and other things while Duck focused on digital style, Red watched getting more concerned by the moment until Simon whacked the computer with one of his crouches causing it to scream and pass out onto the ground, he looked at the passed out computer before muttering something about it giving him a headache and walking himself out of the room leaving the trio.

Duck and Yellow sat at the table -

NO NO, WE ARE NOT DOING THIS PART, YOU HEAR ME? WE ARE NOT KILLING ANYONE IT'S MY AU I WANT THEM TO BE SLIGHTLY LESS TRAUMATIZED AND ALIVE, YOU HEAR ME? ALIVE!

I CAN DO- HEY DON'T CUT ME OFF HEY, HEY HE-

(The screen is filled with a black goop curtsy of Sketchbook, a few holes show the horrors behind it, The orange dude is seen chewing on duck.)

The trio sit at the table, their eyes red and tired with the inanimate objects talking and cooking in the background, the Clock is for some reason drinking coffee while the Sketchbook is attempting to make eggs as the Computer is spouting out recipes for breakfast.

Yellow yawns causing Duck to yawn causing red to yawn, Duck makes a comment about not being able to sleep after that incident, the other two nod,

"Yeah I don't sleep well either, it's fine sleep isn't that important anyways." The orange guy says cradling a lavender pillow in his arm he sat his crouches to the side as he sat down,

"Yeah, I reckon you're probably right." Red mumbles, within a few moments the pillow immediately pipes up sprouting arms, legs, and a nightcap

"What do you mean sleep isn't important?!" Simon immediately yeets the pillow across the room, the pillow slams into the wall beside the clock who asks if she's okay, the pillow gives a thumbs up before immediately going back to the table, and starts with "Sleep is plenty important! How else would you grow big and uh strong?" She begins singing while flexing her small arms the song flashes by.

With the benefits of sleeping now known to everyone, Yellow immediately fell asleep however the other three remained awake and refused to sleep causing the pillow to lose her temper and pull out a slightly smaller not alive pillow and held it against everyone's faces until they passed out, the pillow yawned before hopping off of the orange dude who was sprawled out on the ground being the last to fall victim to the pillows sleep rampage,

She tossed her mini pillow off to the side and wandered off into the kitchen where the other alive objects were still cooking, she introduced herself as Ti (Short for Ativan) to the rest of the objects who are mildly disturbed by her actions but introduce themselves in return since they've both seen and done worse.

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Hey Brendon. Did you ever manage to get your novel published?

We both agreed Brendon would write murder and romance books.

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Alright this was asked by my beloved best friend and since I'm not drawing everyone I'm just gonna answer it here, everything is totally headcanon based, more or less.

Red guy: Run boy Run by Woodkid (it kinda fits because he wants to run away from the house.)

Yellow guy: You're a useless child by Kikou (Look, I didn't want it to be his theme but I found it in a yellow guy inspired playlist and it fits.)

Duck: His shedder song (That's the only song for him.)

Sketchbook: her creative song (is the only theme for her.)

Tony the clock: Come a little closer by cage the elephant (Because time.)

Colin the computer: Welcome to the internet by Bo Burnham ( ◉⁠‿⁠◉ )

The briefcase: Thumbs by Sabrina Carpenter (I can't explain this.)

Unemployed Brendon: Blow my brains out by Tikkle me (Totally because of those edit videos of him.)

Shrignold: The Nightcore version of In the name of love by Martin Garrix and Bebe Rexha (He misunderstood the lyrics and now it's his theme song.) OR I think I'm in love again by Kat dahlia (also nightcored)

Ti: Isabella's lullaby from the promised Neverland (SOBS)

Simon: His creator has yet to respond to my text message about his theme so until the menace replies to me I'm headcanoning his theme to be Problems by mother mother because his creator likes that band (this will be edited if and when his creator responds to me) EDIT: HIS CREATOR HAS RESPONDED! His theme song is main character by Will Wood

Electracy: I think I like it by fake blood (There are no lyrics but yes.)

Roy + Lesley: Father's day (dhmis fansong) by CG5

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Electracey! What is your favourite pokèmon if you have one