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Why is most all of these fit the ship solangelo?

“So which ship dynamic is your fav?”

“Yes”

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It’s a big boi

please look at this

edit: reblog and tag the pokemon you get

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Thomas : I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver.

Thomas : when it hits the exact corner I can produce one coherent thought

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I saw something earlier about Deceit being the father figure of the Dark Sides, and if that's the case, what if Virgil was terrified of father figures when he was first rescued? What if he was scared of Patton, and Patton was just heartbroken? Patton walking into the room and Virgil tensing up. Patton saying something and Virgil preparing to be berated. Patton calling Virgil kiddo or some variation of it and Virgil being on the verge of tears.

When Roman rescued Virgil from the Dark Sides, Virgil knew what the “father figure” meant.

Roman said it kind of jokingly at first- “And this is padre, the dad guy!” -which Virgil thought was pretty brave. Was he making fun of him?

Patton had kind of just rolled his eyes, smiled, and said, “You can call me Patton.”

Virgil ducked his head and murmured, “Thank you, sir,” wrapping his arms around himself.

They all frowned but he spoke pretty quietly so they just shrugged it off, sure they heard him wrong.

The next day, Virgil and Patton were up first. Virgil hadn’t slept yet, actually. Patton beamed when he saw the newest member of the family, clad in baggy pajama bottoms and his hoodie.

”Morning, sweetheart!” Patton sang from the stove. “You wanna help me with breakfast?”

His smile faltered as Virgil rushed up to his side. “How- How can I help?”

Patton brushed it off and smiled. They spent the morning making pancakes, Virgil being very careful not to mess up or anger him. 

Patton was the father figure, after all. It’d be much worse if he pissed him off.

”Anxiety, why don’t you set the table?”

”Yes, sir.”

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Virgil: My drunk ASS boyfriend just asked me “Who’s the handsomest man in the world?” And I said “Uh, You?” And he goes “False, it’s fucking Ryan Reynolds”

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Lol

Thomas: There are five types of fear.

Patton: Terror

Virgil: Panic

Roman: 14 missed calls from Logan

Logan: Username or password is incorrect

Deceit: “We need to talk.”

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Leo: Let’s go over some self-defense techniques. [Will punches Leo in the throat] Usually, you warn somebody before you do that.

Will: Nico told me that the element of surprise was crucial.

Leo: Cool. [coughs] So he’s a great teacher. But I will say this. If you’re going to do a throat punch, it is key that you say something cool afterwards like, “choke on that”.

Will: Right, but they’re not choking. They’re experiencing airway trauma. Ooh, how about, “Better get some corticosteroids to treat that laryngeal fracture”.

Leo: Okay, yeah, that’s very informative and quite polite. But maybe add a “dirtbag” on the end?

Will: But a dirtbag is a useful part of a vacuum. I don’t see how it’s an insult.

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Will: I THOUGHT CANADIANS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE NICE??!

Kayla: AND I THOUGHT TEXANS WERE ALL COWBOYS WHO RODE THEIR HORSES TO SCHOOL, WE ALL HAD DISAPPOINTMENTS

yeah I’m in an Apollo kids mood so expect some stuff

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(im pretty sure someone already did this but)

PJO Characters As John Mulaney Quotes

Percy: “I don’t look older, I just look worse”

Annabeth: “You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.”

Grover: “Why do people always shush animals? They’ve never spoken”

Jason: “This might as well happen. Adult life is already so goddamn weird”

Piper: “Just because you’re accurate doesn’t mean you’re interesting”

Leo: “I will totally kill that guy for you. Okay, see you at improv practice”

Hazel:  “I am very small, and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I am under”

Frank:  “My duckling days are behind me. Quack quack.”

Nico: “East ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs”

Will: “Brush your teeth. Now, boom, orange juice. Thats life”

Reyna:  “I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and one day I’ll die”

Thalia: “‘cuz we’re Delta Airlines, and life is a fucking nightmare”

Calypso: “Everyone get out of my way! I just want to sit here and feed my birds”

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Hazel: do you think Nico thinks in italian or english

Will: bold of you to assume Nico thinks at all

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Nico: Apollo cabin, come together for a brief meeting.

Will: But you’re not part of the Apollo cabin…

Nico: And you’re not the ghost king, son of one of the big three and heir to the throne of the underworld, but I don’t just throw that in your face every damn day

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Jason: *sees Will and Nico walking into the room holding hands* so who finally confessed?

Will: *with a proud smile* it was me, I made sure it was short and sweet.

Nico: you yelled “listen here you little shit, I have feelings for you and it’s about time you acknowledged them”… from the roof.

Will: it worked though.

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Jason: Oh thank the Gods Nico you’re awake. You passed out earlier after shadow travelling. Do you remember anything?

Nico: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Jason: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.

Nico: But I heard a siren?

Jason: That was Will.

Will: I was WORRIED ok?!

Nico: You’re a child of the God of healing!!!

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Us: *starved from lack of representation in our favorite novels*

Rick Riordan: Heard y’all wanted some representation so here an African American girl raised in the 1940’s lol

Us: OH MY GOD YES THA-

Rick Riordan: Oh lets give her an awkward yet badass Chinese-Canadian boyfriend

Us: OH MY-

Rick Riordan: Oh, here’s a Native American girl daughter of Aphrodite with a movie star dad

Us: I-

RR: What about a smol sassy Latino boy that will soon become your favorite character?

Us: AWW-

RR: Oh wait, here an lil emo Italian sad boi and his sunny optimistic boyfriend

Us: WH-

RR: Here’s a badass native Latina who takes no shit (we all know she gay af for Thalia but we must wait)

Us: Oh-

RR: Y’all wanna hear about the queen of bisexuals Apollo?

Us: I’m-

RE: What about an old, non-sexualized lesbian couple with an incredibly romantic backstory??

Us: Wait-

RR: OH WAIT! Do you want a badass Muslim girl who follows tradition Muslim values but doesn’t let it stop her from living a normal life? Oh, and she’s also in a healthy arranged marriage don’t worry

Us: H-

RR: How about a gender-fluid and transgender child of Loki with a lovely taste in fashion?

Us: Wait hold o-

RR: What about a deaf elf who uses sign language to communicate but is still a valuable character cause he’s magical as well?

Us: But-

RR: Oh, and here’s two biracial siblings that look nothing alike but they’re related, trust me

Us: *shocked*

RR: OH! I ALMOST FORGOT! Literally all theses characters are dyslexic, but it’s ok because it’s possible to live a full life even with disorders like dyslexia.

Us: *faints from the tidal wave of representation thrown at us*

RR: Anything else?

Us:

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