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This is why you always go for the kill, mog guy.

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Sam: So is it Sarah or Nine?

John: Why you gotta make me choose between tits and dick when I can have both?

Six: *cHOKES*

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Nine: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Five, on the bottom bunk: honestly, fuck you

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Lorien Legacies initial design of Adam, the fandom’s sassy Mog son

Do not repost without permission. Art by kizune

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Ella: I'm taking art requests, what do you guys want?

Eight, jokingly: Draw nudes.

Ella: I'm not taking requests from you.

Nine: Draw my nudes.

Ella: I'm not taking requests from you either.

Adam: Draw an incredibly detailed snowy forest where each snowflake has a different design and every tree is intricately carved with the scratch marks of animals who came years before. And in the center sits a girl making a snowball.

Ella:

Ella: I'm no longer taking requests.

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Am I the only one who loves John? I just, like, love him so much. Every time he’s mentioned I’m just like, yas my beautiful son!

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Nine, Now Eight. Are the rest of you out there?

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Five, I looked everywhere! I went through my wallet, through file after file after file, I looked in the fridge. I even checked every building within a 5 mile radius, but I just couldn’t find where I asked for your opinion

Nine in the The Fall of Five

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The risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math

John, a summary (via lorienlegaciesheadcanons4567910)

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Honestly I’m ready to fight 24/7. Even in death. Just take my ashes and throw them in the eyes of my enemies.

Nine at some point (via lorienlegaciesheadcanons4567910)

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:( I love my lorien legacies

I feel like I should get rid of all my Lorien Legacies books because all I feel when I look at them is anger and disappointment tbh

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Garde + Aliases

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Devektra's Blues

Sandor: So, are we like... dating now?

Devektra: What?! No! We're really good friends.

Sandor: Oh okay...

...

Devektra: So are we like dating now?

Sandor: ????

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setrakus ra: behold! my finger of justice!

nine: nobody's fingering john but me!

setrakus ra: i will pummel you with my just-as-mighty fist of justice!

nine: nobody's fisting john but me!

setrakus ra: and with that, i will blow this place to smithereens!

nine: nobody's blowing john but-

john: OH MY GOD NINE SHUT THE FUCK UP

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how can lorien be 300 million miles away but humans haven’t discovered it?? hmmm?? more applause to you james frey - or was that a greg boose mistake? jobie hughes?

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this is war, and people are going to die. friends are going to die. i’ve come to accept the pain, to take the ugliness for granted. so it can be a little stunning when something good actually happens.