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Will anything ever bring us as much joy and comedic bliss as the reveal of Jason Mendoza? Will I ever feel as alive as I did in that moment when Jason utters the words "heaven is so racist"? Will there ever be a moment in time that slaps me so hard in the face with surprise as the moment Jianu the monk rapidly turns into Jason the Jacksonville dirtbag? Will we as a society ever capture that kind of magic again?

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“couldnt wait to turn fifteen then you blink and it's been ten years growing up a little at a time, then, all at once everybody wants the best for you but you've gotta want it for yourself”

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I don’t wanna get into the solar power discourse but like,, the attitude I’ve been seeing lately from fans on social media is concerning. It seems like many people feel owed a tailor made experience, and are mad when it isn’t provided. People are hounding Hozier for new music when he posts about something unrelated, MCR’s merch/hipdot collab are being called cash grabs because “everyone was respecting new music and you’re just trying to release merch we can’t afford because of a pandemic” and lorde took a break and she comes back and I see people like “you were away for four years to work on this, why don’t I like it?” It’s such a terrible way to approach art I think. Art should be challenging, should allow you to empathise with someone else, AND ARTISTS DONT OWE YOU ANYTHING ELSE. If they’re gonna release new music, they will. If not, THEIR OLD CATALOG STILL EXISTS. I hope all of those who are making these takes are children and grow out of it because it’s such a weird approach to art and artists.

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fuck it’s august??? what’s next? 2022???? can’t do this anymore

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being in your early twenties is like [grocery shopping alone] [having instant noodles for dinner] [remembering random details about that one friend you haven't spoken to in five years] [feeling overwhelming guilt for every purchase that isn't strictly "necessary"] [having midday naps] [finding out through facebook that the girl who was mean to you in high school has a husband and a baby] [falling a little in love with every stranger on public transport] [pretending you're not afraid of being alone] [wondering when you'll feel like a fully realized person] [listening to bands you liked in middle school] [blinking and it's suddenly december] [failing to imagine yourself ten years from now] [feeling like you're running out of time]

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lorde making me depressed about growing old pt 38198

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stoned at the nail salon and ribs acting as the bookends for wasting my teens years

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stoned at the nail salon is just "wow life is crazy i still remember when i was young and wild but now things are settling down and everything is changing and growing up is hard and i feel like i'm missing something in life. but idk maybe i'm just stoned lol"

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and perish

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Jeff Bezos didn’t even explode :(

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*sits down*

dont you think its weird. dont you think its weird that the space race last time was two of the biggest powers in the world. and now its a handful of rich men. dont you think its weird they can afford that. dont you think its bad that rich men can afford the same things as the government.

dont you think its weird that while the world is suffering and poverty is everywhere, where there's wars and climate change and human pain and homelessness. the same month I've watched people die on the news from unbearable heat and unprecedented flooding. that a rich handful of men are going to space, causing more carbon emissions. dont you think its weird that instead of putting their vast amount of money to use for good they're using it to find a way off the planet theyre destroying.

dont you think its really fucking weird.

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Why dont you go watch a studio ghibli movie and think about the power of love and kindness and maybe you'll calm down

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“don’t make me tap the sign” meme where the sign says “developing an elaborately justified hatred of an internet celebrity over their perceived minor failings is also a parasocial relationship“