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"Yeah.. It sounded much worse when I reread that..."

Mr. Other Wade! I made you a mother's day card! :3"

Happy Mother's Day!

Thank you for being the best mom I've never had :D

~ @human-torch-but-better

Well I'm neither your mom or dad but thanks kid! I appreciate it!

[human-torch-but-better]

"You went strawberry picking with me, you're basically my mom, aunt, sister, and cousins 😌"

Mr. Other Wade! I made you a mother's day card! :3"

Happy Mother's Day!

Thank you for being the best mom I've never had :D

~ @human-torch-but-better

Well I'm neither your mom or dad but thanks kid! I appreciate it!

[human-torch-but-better]

"Thanks for helping out... my Wade usually would but I didn't wanna bother him."

"Mr. Wade, my Wade is babysitting Laura right now but there was a HYDRA agent at my school, what do i do? :("

~ @human-torch-but-better

If you have a knife slit their throat. If you don’t have any weapons grabbing their head and twisting hard works well too. If you don’t want to kill them or there are too many witnesses I can pick you up.

[human-torch-but-better]

"...Oh. Yeah no yeah you're right I'll see you guys later" Waves goodbye as she walks through the portal and teachers and students just stare

"Mr. Wade, my Wade is babysitting Laura right now but there was a HYDRA agent at my school, what do i do? :("

~ @human-torch-but-better

If you have a knife slit their throat. If you don’t have any weapons grabbing their head and twisting hard works well too. If you don’t want to kill them or there are too many witnesses I can pick you up.

[human-torch-but-better]

"DUDE! WE ARE IN AN AMERICAN SCHOOL YOU CANNOT JUST PULL GUNS OUT!" She said exasperatedly, not noticing the agents behind her cuz shes a lil dumb like that

"Mr. Wade, my Wade is babysitting Laura right now but there was a HYDRA agent at my school, what do i do? :("

~ @human-torch-but-better

If you have a knife slit their throat. If you don’t have any weapons grabbing their head and twisting hard works well too. If you don’t want to kill them or there are too many witnesses I can pick you up.

[human-torch-but-better]

"Jesus fucking Christ that might be the most terrifying thing I've ever seen.." She exhales dramatically, three (very poorly) disguised HYDRA agents kinda jump in surprise behind her

"Also, good. If I were any sensible person I wouldn't give you a license either." 😌

"Mr. Wade, my Wade is babysitting Laura right now but there was a HYDRA agent at my school, what do i do? :("

~ @human-torch-but-better

If you have a knife slit their throat. If you don’t have any weapons grabbing their head and twisting hard works well too. If you don’t want to kill them or there are too many witnesses I can pick you up.

[human-torch-but-better]

"Y-Yeah I think I'm probably done killing people since I left them..."

"...Could you pick me up? No pressure, but they keep following me around..."

she pauses

"Wait. Do you even have a legal license..?"

"Mr. Wade, my Wade is babysitting Laura right now but there was a HYDRA agent at my school, what do i do? :("

~ @human-torch-but-better

If you have a knife slit their throat. If you don’t have any weapons grabbing their head and twisting hard works well too. If you don’t want to kill them or there are too many witnesses I can pick you up.

[human-torch-but-better]

//it is absolutely a speedo, i stand by this and also i have no clue where to go from here. You've been freed from this hell I call "roleplaying".

"Do you wanna come with me to pick strawberries?" She smiles, standing on her toes cuz she's short as fuck and is literally 4'7

"If you come with me I'll let you kill the cashier so we can take them for free!"

~ @human-torch-but-better

Hell yeah sounds like tons of fun! But no killing the cashier! They don’t deserve that! We can just steal them without the murder!

[human-torch-but-better]

"um, actually it's strawberries plura-- AH-?!" Cue music thats played in teleporters

they land in a warm, sunny, strawberry orchard. Anybody who had been there picking strawberries immediately sprints away at the sight of a man in an oversized speedo and a 13 year old the size of a 9 year old randomly appearing.

"Woah! It's so pretty here! And it smells so good!"

"Do you wanna come with me to pick strawberries?" She smiles, standing on her toes cuz she's short as fuck and is literally 4'7

"If you come with me I'll let you kill the cashier so we can take them for free!"

~ @human-torch-but-better

Hell yeah sounds like tons of fun! But no killing the cashier! They don’t deserve that! We can just steal them without the murder!

[human-torch-but-better]

"Thank you! I brushed him right before this haha"

"You're... Bucky, right? Bucky Barnes?

I feel like I remember that name from HYDRA, but I could be wrong.."

@human-torch-but-better

“Yeah… how do you know HYDRA?”

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He nuzzles his head against the crook of his neck purring softly, his fur is really soft and he fits in Bucky's arms like small child because Maine Coons are huge..

"He's really sweet, if you want him to stop doing something just say "stop" and he will. Wade got him a really good trainer for me" She smiles

"You're... Bucky, right? Bucky Barnes?

I feel like I remember that name from HYDRA, but I could be wrong.."

@human-torch-but-better

“Yeah… how do you know HYDRA?”

[human-torch-but-better]

She just kinda looks at him like ???

"N..No? He's a registered emotional support animal"

"You're... Bucky, right? Bucky Barnes?

I feel like I remember that name from HYDRA, but I could be wrong.."

@human-torch-but-better

“Yeah… how do you know HYDRA?”

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she holds up a giant, fluffy, brown Maine Coon

"When I get upset or mad or just... Meh, I pet my cat, d'you wanna try?"

She smiles kindly, lifting the cat up a bit more, much to his objection

"You're... Bucky, right? Bucky Barnes?

I feel like I remember that name from HYDRA, but I could be wrong.."

@human-torch-but-better

“Yeah… how do you know HYDRA?”

[human-torch-but-better]

"..."

"..."

"Okay, are you, like, a trauma magnet or something??"

"You're... Bucky, right? Bucky Barnes?

I feel like I remember that name from HYDRA, but I could be wrong.."

@human-torch-but-better

“Yeah… how do you know HYDRA?”

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She grins, beaming up at him

"Well that's just perfect!! It certainly looks much cooler." She motions to it with her head

She hesitates slightly

"Hey um, do you like.. Have a place to stay? I know it's been a while but I'm sure the guys I live with-- Wade Wilson and Logan Howlett if you know they are-- wouldn't mind." She smiles softly

"come to think of it, Wade might actually not mind a little too much.."

"You're... Bucky, right? Bucky Barnes?

I feel like I remember that name from HYDRA, but I could be wrong.."

@human-torch-but-better

“Yeah… how do you know HYDRA?”

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"My w-"

She looks down, and has no reaction to the scars that, upon further inspection, go up to her shoulders.

"Ohhh, y-yeah uh, my whole thing is that HYDRA found a way to liquify fire, so my "mother" and "father" had me just so they could test it on me. Turns out- fire being injected into an infants body? Not very healthy. So once I was old enough they forced my to use my "powers" even though they, for lack of a better term, quite literally set my on fire from the inside out. But! After a year I burnt off my nerve endings and I can't feel it anymore, and it doesn't even affect my arms anymore" Slightly forced smile

"Sorry, that was a lot.. Is your um.. Arm.. stump okay..?" She scratches her head, looking a bit nervous.

"You're... Bucky, right? Bucky Barnes?

I feel like I remember that name from HYDRA, but I could be wrong.."

@human-torch-but-better

“Yeah… how do you know HYDRA?”

[human-torch-but-better]

"I'm 13. I know every sexual innuendo on the planet. Also another version of you is literally my dad, and dating Logan. I hear things no teenager should ever have to."

That's basically the same thing. And also ADD is an outdated term and is just called inattentive ADHD so you really ARE old 🤓

"Do you wanna come with me to pick strawberries?" She smiles, standing on her toes cuz she's short as fuck and is literally 4'7

"If you come with me I'll let you kill the cashier so we can take them for free!"

~ @human-torch-but-better

Hell yeah sounds like tons of fun! But no killing the cashier! They don’t deserve that! We can just steal them without the murder!